ROB's Everyday Life

Disclaimer: I don't own Super Smash Bros

ROB woke up in the morning feeling as energetic as ever. The birds were chirping in the trees, the sun was shining radiantly, and the breeze was just right. Absolutely nothing can ruin his da- BANG!...except that. ROB investigated the mansion searching for the source of the bang. ROB dashed downstairs only to find it was Toon Link playing pranks with his bombs again.

"Darn it Toon Link! Next time you prank us, we will smash your head to pieces!" Yelled Nana and Popo at the same time chasing Toon Link, eventually tearing a quarter of the mansion into pieces. Once again, he had to fulfill his duties as housekeeper and repair the mansion. Sighing ROB pulled out his trusty broom and dustpan and dutifully began sweeping the floor.

How did he get himself into this mess? All he did was help the smashers in the "Subspace Emmissary," a war between the smashers and Tabuu to save their worlds and he wound up with this mess. After hours of hard work slaving away at the mansion, there came another surprise. As ROB walked up to his room, he slipped on a banana split that came from none other than Donkey and Diddy Kong. He got up to clean up the banana splits. Wincing at the residue the bananas left behind on the prefectly polished floor.

After the Subspace Emmissary, he received an invitation from Master Hand to stay in the mansion if, he became the housekeeper since he did, after all, help the enemy before he had a change in heart and decided to help the smashers defeat Tabuu. ROB vacuumed up all the banana splits and hovered towards the garbage pile and dumped the banan splits in there and went back to his room where he laid down for some well deserved rest.

Knock...knock... ROB sighed and openned the door. A nervous Pokemon Trainer appeared before him."ROB, can you get Squirtle out of the toilet please? I would usually ask Mario, but...he's on vacation and Luigi is knocked out because he...well...slipped and hit his head. Would you help me PLEASE?No, don't give me that look, I'm begging you." Pleaded Pokémon Trainer. ROB mentally face palmed himself and wished he was on vacation instead.

He followed Pokémon Trainer to the Restrooms still wondering what they were doing in the restroom that caused Squirtle to get stuck in the toilet. Well, Pokémon trainer was a strange child, and...this type of stuff wasn't strange for him it was pretty normal considering he once ordered Ivysaur to use vine whip to help him clean out his nose, and then he needed help getting Ivysaur's vines out of his nose. Eventually ROB pulled a befuddled Squirtle out of the toilet leaving himself wet, malfunctioning and frozen. "ROB?" asked a concerned Pokémon Trainer, "You okay? You don't look too well over there, oh I know! You're just cold, I'll get Charizard to use flame thrower, don't worry about it, I know how to take care a friend... Buddy." Pokémon trainer then proceeded to order Charizard to use flamethrower on ROB, which proved very effective...ROB was out cold, or out of order in the machine world.

I would like to thank my sister who edited this story b/c she thinks she's soooo funny