Gideon was still in jail for trying to trick the whole town and Dipper was visiting for a while,they were talking through the phones but could still hear each other well enough through them.

"Our plan has gone well so far Dipper, nobody suspects a thing!" Gideon chuckles.

"Shhh, keep your voice down! You know they record these things, right." Dipper whispers.

Their conversation proceeds but they don't dwell on the matter.

Back at the Mystery Shack

"Yo! Dippingsauce, where ya' been?" Mabel questions.

"Oh you know, just out in the forest." Lied Dipper.

"So, what do you think about Gideon being in jail and all?" Mabel gleefully asked.

At that, Dipper went silent.

"I think he belongs there!" Mabel adds.

"No one really belongs in prison, Mabel." Dipper sighed.

"I hope we never see that jerk again!" Mabel wishes.

A faint blush spreaded across Dipper's face as he began laughing awkwardly.

At that moment, Grunkle Stan walked in.

"Hey, Dipper, why are you blushing?" Stan asked.

Dipper then tried to cover his cheeks, but it was too late.

"Yeah Dipper, why are you blushing?" Mabel laughed. "Are you thinking about Wendy?"

"Err...yeah, something like that." Dipper quickly lied.

Dipper ran out of the shack hoping they couldn't see his blush darkening, leaving the two laughing relatives behind him,he ran into the forest and climbed the nearest tree and sat there dangling his legs thinking about Gideon and cute pretty little face.

In Gideon's cell (jail)

"Oh lordy I miss my Dipper" Gideon sighed.

Suddenly a rattling came from the next cell over. "Shut your pie hole midget!" A low gruff voice yelled.

"If Dipper were here he'd protect me from the likes of you!" Gideon whined "Now let me see how long has it been since I last saw him? An hour? No it can't be, it feels like a day, how long will it be till i see him again?"

In the next cell over the gruff voice could be heard again "Keep all your gay fantasies to your self faggot!"

Deputy Durland then comes along and begins tapping on all the cell doors while yelling "I'm Honey Boo Boo child, you'd better be watching!"

Sheriff Blubbs then walked over to Deputy Durland and wrapped his arms around him. "Don't get your knickers in a twist, Deputy. Lets go get a hot cup of cocoa." He suggests.

Deputy Durland happily accepts and they both walk off together. Back in Gideon's cell, Gideon is sitting on his rock hard bed, whimpering because he misses his Dippy-Kitty so.

Chapter 2 will be out soon when I can be bothered. U like it?

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