Cream Pies, Prank War's and a Solitary Ending.

By Alexandra Elizabeth Martin. With help with pranks from Aaron Eyre.

Jonathan Crain sat in the rec room reading.

"I have a brilliant idea! Why don't we play a prank on the warden?" cried Ying.

"That's a brilliant idea!" cried Yang.

Jonathan chuckled. "I wouldn't do that if I were you."

The twins turned to him. "Why?" they both asked in union.

Jonathan smiled. "Come here." he said becoming them with a finger.

The twins walked over to him and sat down.

Jonathan smiled. "I'm going to tell you a story. A cell 22b story."

The twins looked at each other, then at Jonathan. "What's it called?" they both asked.

Jonathan smiled. "It's called 'Cream pies,Prank war's and a Solitary ending'. It's a story about Riddler and Jester."

The twins looked at each other and grinned."Start the story please!" they both cried.

Jonathan chuckled. "Okay. Well, it all began on a normal Arkham morning….."

Jester grinned as she walked down the corridors with her latest cream pie in her hand.

She walked around the corner, tripped and the cream pie went flying…. straight in to the Riddler's face.

Jester had to smother a laugh and slowly walked over to Riddler, who was now wiping cream pie off his face.

"I-I'm sorry Ed…ha ha ha ha, I-I din't mean for that to happen. I wasn't even going to use it for that sort of thing." said Jester.

Edward scowled. "What do you mean 'you didn't mean for that to happen'! I know you ,Jester, you did it on purpose!"

Jester shook her head. "No I really didn't. It was a compleat accident."

"Yeah right." snapped Edward as he stormed off.

The next day, some of the villains were in the gardens. Jester and Riddler included.

Each villain had been put into pairs and because Jester and Riddler always went in a pair, they were put together.

Their job was to water the garden.

Jester held the hose out to the flowers. "Turn the water on Ed!" she shouted.

"It is on." responded Edward.

Jester frowned and pouted the hose at herself. "Are you sure?" she asked.

Edward grinned and turned the tap on. The water smashed into Jester's face at the highest setting.

Edward started laughing. "Yes Jester.I am pretty sure the water is on."

That night Jester broke out of her cell and broke into Edward's. Pen in hand.

She had to try and stop herself from laughing as she drew the mustash and wrote a note.

The next day everyone was woken up by. "JJJJJEEEEESSSTTTTEEERRRRR!"

Jester poked her head into Edward's cell. "Yes Eddie?"

"It won't come off!" he shouted as he scrubbed furiously at the mostash. "What pen did you use?"

Jester pulled a pen out of her pocket. "This one."

Edward snatched it off her and read what pen it was. "It's permanent marker you idiot!"

Jester grinned. "Is it? Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear Eddie. We've got group therapy to day." she said just before she burst into a fit of laughter.

Edward turned around pale. "You're kidding right? Right?"

Jester shook her head laughing and she walked down the corridor.

That therapy session was a very interesting one.

When Jester walked into her cell, she was geeeted by a bucket of red paint and a note that read on one side, 'what's green and purple and an idiot all over?' and on the other side it read, 'what's black and white and red all over?'

Jester glared at the paper. "Of course you know this means war!" shouted Jester down the corridor.

In the cafeteria, Jester and Riddler didn't sit next to each other like always.

Instead they sat at opposite sides of the room.

Jonathan looked up at Edward and raised an eyebrow.

Edward looked up at him and raised his. "What?" he asked.

"Correct me if I'm wrong ,which I don't think I am but, I'm not quite sure if bread is surposed to have green fur on it nor are potatoes."

Edward blinked a couple of times before looking down at his tray.

Sure enough both the potatoes and the bread had green fur on them.

Edward put his hand over his mouth and ran out of the cafeteria.

Jonathan looked across the room at Jester ,who was laughing her head off and Jonathan couldn't help himself but chuckle a little bit too.

The next day, Jester was walking down the corridor when Edward shouted. "Jester run! Bane's escaping!"

Jester, remembering what happened last time Bane escaped, ran down the corridor as fast as she could, only to find herself not running any more but sliding instead and she couldn't stop.

Edward waved at her as she slid past him shouting words that will remain unknown to the public.

She wasn't going to stop any time soon but she did stop in the end, when she slid right into Bane.

Jonathan walked over to Edward. "What did you do?" he asked.

Edward turned to him and grinned. "I dressed up as a janitor and ,instead of cleaning the floor with water, I made it slippy with grease."

Just then the warden walked down the corridor and slipped on the grease straight into one of the glass cells.

Edward ,Jester, Bane and Jonathan stood in dumb silence and stared.

The warden got up and yelled at the guards to take Riddler and Jester to his office.

"And if there is one more incident with you two! Just one more, I'll put you both in solitary! You hear me! Do you hear me!?" shouted the warden as Jester and Riddler walked out.

It had been quiet for manny weeks but Jester still hadn't forgotten about Edward's prank and she was most certainly not going to let him win.

Edward stood in the shower as Jester sneaked in and swapped the shampoo for hair bleach.

Edward put it on his hair completely oblivious of what Jester had done.

But he did get a nasty surprise when he looked in the mirror.

Edward knew ,of course, exactly who had done it. So the next day, he changed Jester's shampoo for glue and not just the normal house hold glue, oh no. Edward swapped it for the full heathy judty glue, the stuff they use at building sites.

Edward grinned as he watched the guards take Jester to the medical ward, with her hands stuck to her head, glaring all the way at him.

The next day Jester and Riddler were walking on the asylum grounds when Jester suddenly stopped and looked over the edge.

"Hey Eddie come here and look at this." she said as she beckoned him over to her.

Edward turned and walked over to Jester, who now had short hair thanks to the glue episode.

Edward peered over. "What am I looking at exactly?"

"Can't you see it? It's right there." said Jester pointing.

Edward looked closer. "Where?"

"There." said Jester as she slowly walked behind him.

"I can't see anything." said Edward.

Jester smiled. "Then maybe you should take a closer look." said Jester as she pushed him off the cliff.

Jester had a pleasant sleep that night. The morning ,however, was a different matter.

When she woke up the world was upside down. Which she thought was very peculiar because ,generally, the world stays the right way up. Unless of course you have some of those pills they give you but Jester hadn't had any.

Then she noticed a glowing green question mark on the floor in front of her.

Okay that was it! She was going to end this prank war once and for all.

Edward sat in solitary grumbling and muttering.

Apparently he had put a cup of oil and chilli powder in the warden's office and the warden had drunk it.

He had protested saying it wasn't him, but they said they found a riddle at the bottom of the cup and to top it all off the cctv footage had confirmed it to be him.

Edward knew what had actually happened because Jester had told him.

She had gotten Midfright to make a shadow look like him and put the cup in the warden's office.

Jester smiled as she walked down the corridor holding a cream pie.

She turned a corner, tripped and once again the pie flew out of her hands and landed on…. the wardens face.

Oh. No. thought Jester as the warden wiped the cream from his eyes.

"Jester solitary! Now!" he shouted.

"Idiot."

"Stupid."

"Moron."

"Babboon."

"Ape."

These were a few of the things that Jester and Riddler called each other.

"And they did this all night." Jonathan finished.

The twins looked at each other. "We are definitely not playing a prank on the war-"

"Ahhh! That little brat! When I get my hands on her I'm gonna'"

Jonathan and the twins turned to stare at the Riddler.

"What's wrong?" asked Jonathan.

Riddler turned to him eyes blazing. "That little brat has inked in all the spaces in my crossword puzzle! I'm going to kill her!" he shouted as he stormed out of the room. "You're dead you hear me ,Jester!? You are going to die!"

Jonathan sighed ,rubbed his temples and muttered. "Here they go again."

THE END.