Axel: Ladies and gents, welcome! I hope you readers are well? Now, this is the story I promised to those who pick a pole on my profile, a NarutoXHighschool DXD, which I'm surprised kinda fun to wrote.

Now, I've checked the crossover section of this crossover and sees a lots of good stories, with far better grammar than mine, and most of them also crossed a bit of other anime into the action, with Naruto becoming almost godlike. Now I'm not saying it's bad, but i've been seeing too much of that kind of stories lately, and I'm thinking for a change.

This story doesn't contained a instant powerful Naruto, he'll have to earn it by training hard. Just like in canon!

Anyway, this story has a direct crossover with Devil May Cry, just like few other stories, but I assure you I'm not copying them. This is all completely original.

Thanks to my beta reader also for checking this out!

Anyway, I hope you guys love it! More review mean more desire to update! Disclaimer!

Zero: Axel own nothing.

Edit Note:

Well, After so long I've decided to edit ALL of the chapters of this fanfiction seeing as the quality does not satisfied me anymore. And so, readers, I hope you enjoy this edited version of chapter 1. I, too shall edit other characters and changed things along to my liking since the old plot will not do anymore. Be patient for chapter 2 edited version, since now I'm very busy in college.

Anyway, enjoy!

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It was white.

He's sitting at a chair in the middle of a white room with small table stood in front of him with another chair, but that one's empty. A small golden music box sitting calmly atop of the table in front of him, playing a beautiful music that echoes throughout the room.

"I'm here again… Huh?" The male whispers to himself as his bright, blue eyes scan around the almost empty white room.

"Welcome back."

Then his eyes snap toward the once empty chair in front of him. There, sits calmly while smiling at him is a woman-Long beautiful red hair, calm yellow eyes and a lovely love shaped face. She's wearing a long sleeve white dress that fit her perfectly. He knew who she is, and she knew who he is.

"It's you again."

The woman just keeps smiling at him, "Indeed it is I. How are you? I hope you're doing well in your life?" As if by magic with a wave of her hand a pot of tea and two teacups appeared in a blink of an eye, "Ah, how about some tea first? I'm sure you're quite famished-"

"Who are you?"

The woman paused her action and look at the male in opposite of her. She blink several time before a smile broke out again, "My, that question again? How many times does this make, I wonder?" She giggles, "My name is ********."

The male blink before glaring at her, "Can you repeat that? I can't hear you."

The woman shook her head in amusement before pouring herself a cup of tea, "See? It's the same as before. You can't hear my name yet so you're not ready to find out." She winks at him before sipping her tea. "So stop being so hard headed and just enjoy the moment."

The male let out a growl of annoyance, "Stop joking with me! Come on, tell me your name! Write it down or something?!"

The woman pout, "I told you again and again, you're not ready yet to hear my name. You sure are hard headed…" She sighs, "… But I guess that's why you're you, right?"

The male open his mouth to complaint again but he flinch when he felt something. Slowly the white room begins to melt like ice, though the woman doesn't seem to worry one bit and just smile at the male.

"Looks like its times up, such a shame it's shorter than usual." The woman sighs in disappointment, "Well then, until next time." She smirks at him.

"Uzumaki Naruto."

XXX

He gasps as he sits up from his lying position. His blue eyes frantically look around him-noticing the usual rooftop setting that is familiar in his eyes. Letting out a breath of relief, he scratch his spiky blond head before looking at the sky with his bright, blue eyes.

"That weird dream again…"

"Oi, what's wrong Naruto?" A voice suddenly let itself known, "You got a wet dream or something?"

Naruto eyes twitch slightly at the voice. Slowly he turns his face to face the source. Three males-all with the same age as him, sitting there in front of him cross legs with a familiar ero magazine on their hands.

"Of course he is." One of the trio-A glasses wearing male said with confident as he flash them a grin, "Staying in this school will bring out the deepest perverted nature of men, why, I'm willing to bet that he's dreaming of being smother by boobs to death or something."

The one that asks the question, a brown hair young man nods his head in agreement, "Well said, I couldn't agree more. Staying in this school make me want to squeeze some boobs."

"I agree with you completely, Ryuudo Issei-kun." The last of the trio, this one have none existence hair at all, otherwise known as a bald head. "I'm not bald!" Don't break the fourth wall!

A tick mark appears on his head, "Shut the hell up! Don't lump me with the likes of you perverts!" Naruto yelled while pointing his finger at them, "I'm not a pervert and I'm sure as hell didn't have a wet dream!" Then he added, "And what is it with you guys and boobs?!"

"Come now, don't lie to us Uzumaki Naruto-kun." The glasses one said, "As a fellow men, you don't have to lie to us."

"Shut up! I'm not like you, you perverted four eyes!"

"Naruto." The blond look at the brown hair one that is looking at him with a understanding gaze, "We already know why you enroll here. Me, Matsuda and Motohama also enroll here for the same reasons."

Matsuda, the bald one of the perverted trio, stood up. "The private school, Kuoh Academy, just turned co-ed after being an all-girls school."

This time, the four eyes pervert, Motohama, stood up and continued the explanation. "And so, the academy has overwhelming boys to girl's ratio, and many beautiful girls from over sea are attending it!"

Matsuda continued. "Which make us boy's very valuables for our limited numbers. That means we'll be popular without having to lift a finger! You basically can't mess up!" He declared to the world.

Finally, Issei the brown haired pervert stood up, his hand clenching to the sky. "In short," He change pose. "We'll get a HAREM!" The trio perverts made weird poses like some kind of power ranger, or a pervert ranger more specifically.

"Yes! A successful life fill with boobs await us!" Was Matsuda extra words.

Naruto sweatdrop at the antics of his… Friends. "Riiiight just keep declaring your perverted desires to the world and I'm sure one day girls will flock to you." He then sighs, "Why can't the three of you be normal friends? Why am I friend with you three in the first place?"

"That's because you share the passion of boobs within you." Motohama answered for the blond.

"I told you don't lump me with you three!"

"Are you sure?" Motohama smirks at the blond, "I mean, I have this thing here with me…" Slowly he produced a magazine out of… Somewhere and present it to the rest of them.

Everyone was taken aback by the magazine, even Naruto, "T-That's-!?"

"The limited edition of top 'Gun Girls' of the month." Indeed as Motohama said, the magazine covers show them the picture of two beautiful and busty girls in swimsuits sandwiching a long and hard sniper rifle between their breasts. "It wasn't supposed to come out yet for another week, but I've used some of my connections to get it early." He waves the magazine to the blond one of the group. "You want it?"

Now Naruto is in a dilemma. On one hand, he doesn't want to be lump with the three of them, on the other hand he's the type of guy that loves gun very much so. Very. Much. So. That's why when he was presented with magazines filled with beautiful, busty and sexy girls using guns, his will quickly starts to crumbles.

Damn them and their sneaky ways!

"Gah!" With quick movement the blond swiped the magazine from Motohama's hand, "Damn you and your wretched ways!" He then quickly put the stash inside his bag.

"Hah! Once a brother will always be a brother!" Issei said while putting his hand on the blond's shoulder, who glares at him.

"Shut up." Naruto glares at their smug faces, "Instead of gathering like this everyday why don't you guys get a girlfriend instead?" With those words the atmosphere instantly darkened and Naruto realized his mistakes, "… Sorry."

"Don't talk anymore; you'll make us feels empty." Matsuda said with a cloud of depression.

Naruto looked at them with a deadpanned expression, "You guys are already empty anyway."

Just as the boys said, Kuoh academy was an all-girl academy until recently, now accepting male's students though the ratio are still far overwhelming. So this place might be a dream place for every hormonal teenager to achieve their dreams of making a 'Harem', but reality is a bitch.

Now some of you might be wondering why does Uzumaki Naruto hang out with the trio perverts, right? Well it's simple really. You see, Naruto isn't the best at making friends and he might not looks like it but he's somewhat shy around strangers and has few other problems, so he can't really made friends very fast. And the three of them are the first students who greeted him while he was being all loners on class and asked him to hang out, and there you have it.

Despite the fact that they almost everyday arguing with each other for stupid and perverted things (With Naruto effort trying to shut them up in public resulted in failure), they're a pretty solid group of friends.

Before anymore stupid banters could start, a 'beeping' sound from Naruto cellphone starts to beep. With a 'tch' he snap it open and read the text message before sighing. "Well, I have to go. Duty calls." He slowly stood up from his sitting position, "Catch you guys later." With a wave of his hand the blond starts his track away from the rooftop.

"See ya Naruto." Issei too waves his hand lazily as he and his other two friends watch Naruto disappearing form. "Where is he going anyway?" Issei asked a minute later. "What's more important than talk about the wonder of female anatomy?"

Matsuda shrugged. "No idea."

Motohama touch his glasses. "You guys didn't know? He joined the gardening club three weeks ago."

"Eh?! How come we didn't know?!"

"I actually just found out several days ago." Motohama admitted. Of course, seeing as Naruto one of those people that never brag of joining a girly club it's no wonder they didn't know-

Wait.

The trio of men has the same train of thoughts. Gardening club is a mostly females club and, by that fact alone, it means that there will only be mostly girls there. And if there's only girls there, then that mean the chance of you having a girlfriend increase tenfold.

….

"""DAMN YOU UZUMAKIIII!"""

XXX

"ATTCHOOO!" Naruto sneezed loudly, "Damn, I think someone's talking about me… I hope it's not Kaede-buchou and her ilk's…" He shivers slightly while wiping his nose.

As he continue his steps, his eyes and minds didn't register, or even really care that much, about a pair of girls walking on the opposite direction toward him. They're beautiful, that fact cannot be denied, with bodies of model that will put any men, and maybe even women, to a drooling messed. One of them have a beautiful red hair, while the other have her hair black like the night, a beautiful in its own right.

As the three forms passed each other, Naruto body shivered slightly as if something inhuman just went passed him. It brought him out of his train of thought and back to reality, where he blink several time before shaking his head and continue on.

If he were to look back, he would see one of the girls giving him a strange emotional looks toward him. Of course said girl was snapped out of it when her companion taps her on the shoulder.

"Akeno, what's wrong?"

"… Nothing, Buchou." The black hair girl gave her companion a smile, "Oh and about those flowers you order…"

XXX

Kuoh Academy is a very large and prestigious school. It provided both services and also facilities for its student's needs, so it is no wonder if this is one of the more popular school to go to in Japan. And of course, one of the facilities mention are also clubrooms for the dozens of clubs the school possessed.

One of them is the gardening club.

The club existed at a greenhouse built specifically to handle club that is interested in botanical gardening. Dozens of plants could be found here, even some that aren't supposed to be fit for the climate of Japan, can still be found in that building surprisingly.

Commonly the gardening club are filled with females (Since the school had just turned co-ed), and so to see a male watering and taking care of the plants gently is a bit of an unusual sight.

Like one Naruto Uzumaki here.

The blond hair student hums a random song as he water a plant while having a happy expression on his face. Many of the members is slightly used on seeing him here and tending to the plants, but still no few are still observing the blond with interest as he did his job.

"Ne, Naruto, why aren't you popular?"

Naruto turn his head to look at the green haired president of the gardening club, Kaede, looking at him with an utterly confused expression. She's, by far, one of the weirdest female senior he had ever come to know in his time in Kuoh. For example she's the one that scouted him when she accidentally saw him planting a flower at the back of the school building, keep saying her club needs more 'man touch' or something.

Oh, and she's also somewhat perverted.

Why is he always surrounded by perverts?! Is it divine distribution?!

"Yes Buchou?"

"I'm wondering why you aren't popular."

"Err…" It's a weird and sudden question, "I don't know?"

"Hmm… You're pretty good looking," Then she suddenly start to touch Naruto's body in a way that make people uncomfortable, "Good body build, nice ass and-"

"Stop!" Finally having enough of being molested, the blond snapped. "What's your point here?!"

"Well, it's just that a boy like you being unpopular is a waste in my book." Kaede shamelessly said, "But maybe I can understand why. I mean, I know you look like a delinquent with the hair," *Stab*, "And you act like one," *Stab*, "And the time you beat up those guys aren't helping you one bit." *Stab*, "Oh, and your male friends are super perverts, all of them." *Stab* *Stab* *Stab*.

Naruto fell down to the ground in complete depression, a dark cloud of hopelessness float above his head.

"Er… Buchou? I think you broke him…" One of the members said in pity of the blond.

"Eh? B-But why?! I was complementing him!" No, you don't. "Lots of girls love bad boys right?! S-So I was trying to lift up his spirit that one day, despite his barbaric looks, Naruto will be popular!" The more she's trying to fix thing up, the more depressed Naruto become.

Is he really that scary looking?

Now panicking, Kaede mind quickly went into an overdrive and, somehow without any good reason, a single sentenced was produced in that head of her.

Strip.

With a flash that can't even be followed by the eyes of human, Kaede's movement somehow surpassed that of a human and managed to instantly strip the blond of his clothes, leaving him bare except for his toad design boxer. His build is lean, and yet it hides no secret of the muscles it has and how… ripped it is.

Let it be known that the girls in Kuoh are as hormonal as their males counterparts are, they are teenagers after all. The club members seeing Naruto lean and muscle body instantly put their hormonal instinct into an overdrive and creating different reactions from them all. Some blushed so hard that few of them knocked themselves out, some of them have nosebleeds coming out of their nostril and some of them excused themselves to the bathroom to do something.

Naruto? He was pissed.

"Buchou! What the hell?!" Naruto glares at his club leader who is hiding no shame in ogling his body, "Why did you do that!?"

"Hm? Ah, well, I'm trying to prove to them that I'm right." She nodded to herself, "And I was right. You have the potential to be very popular, Naruto. With a body like that, girls will be swooning when they see it." Then she went back to ogling, much to Naruto dismay.

"Buchou," One of the normaller members of the gardening club, who is closing her eyes to delete the scene before her, which she failed to do by the way, interrupt, "Don't you have job for Uzumaki-san after he's done with watering the plant?"

"Oh! Right!" Kaede finally stop ogling the blond's body, who is holding himself back from strangling his club president. "Naruto, I want you to deliver the Belladonna flowers in that pot over there," She point a pot with her thumb, "To the Occult Club room."

"… Why didn't you say so in the first place?! And give me my clothes back!"

"What? Whyyyy? It's a great fanservice to the female population of the Kuoh academy! Now if only I can make them pay for it… The club can use some extra money…"

"Did you seriously just say that?! Don't you have common sense?! And did you just seriously thinking about using me to earn extra money for the club?!"

"But why-"

"JUST GIVE ME MY CLOTHES BACK!"

"Okay fine…" Begrudgingly Kaede gave the blond his clothing back, "Oh, and you're wiping that pool of blood over there."

"Why!?"

"Because it's your fault!"

"WHY IS IT MY FAULT!?"

"YOURE HUNK BODY MADE THEM NOOSEBLEED, THAT'S WHY!"

"IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR STRIPPING ME DAMN IT!"

"AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?! YOU'RE GOING TO PINN ME DOWN ON THE FLOOR, WHISPERS DIRTY THING TO ME AND THEN RAVAGE ME WITH YOUR-"

"JUST SHUT UP!"

Yup, it's just an everyday thing for Naruto Uzumaki.

XXX

After the whole fiasco, one could see a grumbling Naruto walking down the school hallway while carrying a giant pot of flowers in front of him. The other students that went by him give him a wide breath as they sense the dark aura around the blond.

It is a common fact and knowledge that the Gardening club accept requests and orders of specific plants (Mostly flowers) which they will sent to you via a currier. The Club then earn themselves cash for their hard work. Of course, since Naruto is the only male, they mostly use him as a packing mule or courier to deliver the heavy potted plant.

"What is it with my luck with having weird friends?" The blond grumbles, "Having perverted senpai and an even perverted male friends? The hell did I pissed off to get this kind of luck?" He still remembers the embarrassing situation that happened several minutes ago. Kaede, in her sheepish apologetic looks gave him a candy for all the trouble she caused.

A FREAKING CANDY!

As he continues to question his fate and if the deities up there hates him, he paused when he felt something crash into his body. "Hm?" He shifts the pot to the side a bit to see what did he just hit.

It was a girl, a small petite girl with white snowy hair with a pair of yellow eyes. Her eyes just stares upward toward the wall she just hit (Naruto) as yellow met with blue. She didn't say anything and just stare.

And stare,

And stare,

Sweatdroping, Naruto decide to begin the conversation after noticing the girl won't say anything. "Err, sorry about that. I didn't see you there with this big thing in the way." He moves the pot slightly to show the object as if it's not visible. It was then from the corner of his eyes he saw something pink on the ground-Something that aren't supposed to be there.

A strawberry lollipop.

Ah. "Sorry about your candy. Uhm wait a sec…" He shifts the pot into his other hand while his now free hand quickly went to his pocket to find something, lest he drop the damn pot. He won't hear the end of it from his Senpai. "Ah hah!" He fish out the candy his senpai gave him and offer it to the girl, "Here, take this."

The white hair girl stares at the candy for several seconds before she slowly reaches out to it and takes it from Naruto's hand. "Thank you." Her voice, soft and quite, enters Naruto ears.

"Sure! No problem! I mean, it's because of me you dropped yours." He chuckles sheepishly, "Anyway, I have to deliver this so I have to go. Take care now!" With that the blond walk passed the petite girl, who stares at the back of the retreating figure of Naruto.

XXX

"Finally!" Naruto yelled out as he stares at his destination, "This damn school is too damn big for normal human! Just how much does this school cost to build? It's like building a castle or something."

The building he's staring itself is a two-story medieval like building, surrounded by forest of green and are quite the distance away from the school main building. Aside from that, there's nothing more interesting about it.

Walking toward the door the blond shift the stuff on his hands toward one of his hand and begin to knock on the door. "Scuse me! I'm from the Gardening Club delivery service! Here with you plant!" There's a tone of slight annoyance in his tone when he said 'delivery service'.

Several seconds passed on until a soft, female voice responded from the second floor of the bulding.

"You can come in," And then the voice continue, "Please bring it to the second floor."

Sighing the blond open the surprisingly unlock door and step inside. He was greeted by the sight of a simple, but comfy looking furniture's adorning the place.

"Sorry to intrude." Naruto loudly said as he walks inside to find a staircase-Which he found fairly easy. With a slight grunt the blond walks up the wooden stair into the second floor-

-and was greeted by a sight that is familiar, and yet uncommon in his eyes.

"Welcome." The same soft voice spoke again, "Thank you for delivering the plant here."

Her hair is crimson in color, face beautiful and smooth with a body that will cause men to lose their voice and women to curse from jealousy. She's wearing the standard Kuou Academy female uniform that for sure doesn't hide

He recognized her, like every students in Kuoh Academy. Heck you need to be a blind and deft idiot if you haven't even once heard about her. One of the two most popular female student in Kuou Academy that also usually accompanied by a similarly popular black hair beauty around the school.

And thanks to his perverted friends constant bitching about how sexy she is he remember her name.

Rias Gremory.

If by chance Naruto was any other typical guy or even pervert he would've ogle her body like there's no tomorrow, discreet or not. However, he's not an ordinary typical guy or even a typical pervert.

What gained the blond attention the most is her hair, her beautiful long red hair.

It took Naruto several seconds before he realized he's staring at a curious and slightly amused primmadona of the school. "Ah! S-Sorry! I didn't mean to stare-I mean, you have such a beautiful hair and-Wait, no, I mean-"He rambles on and on not knowing what's the right words to say.

Rias blink curiously, "Oh? You like my hair?"

"Yes! I mean, No! Wait, I mean Yes!-"

"Calm down," Rias finally decide to spare the poor flustering blond, "It's okay; you didn't do anything to offend me or anything." Being stared at by boys is a common thing she had endure since devil knows when.

"Oh… Okay, sorry." Clearing his throat, the blond tries to find a semblance of normality. "So, um, where should I put this?"

Rias point at a small, beautiful wooden end table at the side of the room, "You can put it there."

Wasting no time the blond do the bidding of the red head and put the pot atop of the table, "Alright. Well now that It's all done and all," Naruto produce a small paper that read 'Letter of Acceptance' and show it to Rias, "Um, Senpai if you could just sign here I could be on my way and-"

"Oh? Why the rush?" Rias take the sheet from the blond hand and smile at him, "I'm sure carrying the plant all the way from the garden made you tire. How about having some tea with us for a bit?"

Naruto blink. Did… Did the most popular student in the entire Kuoh female body just asked him to have tea with her? Holly crab on a kebab stick! "W-Well I-"

"Buchou." A new female voice enters the hearing of the blond as a familiar, black hair beauty enters the room carrying a tray of tea set. "The tea is ready."

Naruto eyes snap toward the new person that walks into the room with the tray. His blue eyes locked on to her violet ones who held something foreign… An emotion he can't get his hand on. Yet, her smile seems kinda… Weird. Like, she was smiling sadly at him for some reason.

… Does the tea have poison in them?! Is he going to get murder?!

"Ah! A perfect timing, Akeno." She motion toward the small set of coffee table that suspiciously have three chairs around it, "How about it? You wouldn't deny a lady request would you?"

"Er…" Suddenly asking him to have tea with them is one thing, but with the black hair girl looking at him with some strange emotion? Now that's very suspicious. "I… I think I have to go…" He don't want to suddenly get killed from tea poisoning, or worse, suddenly wake up on a dungeon and get tortured to be their pets/slaves or something.

"Oh we insist." Walking behind him faster than the blond think she could the red head pushes him toward the table.

"W-Wait-!" Without getting a chance to resist he was pushed down toward the chair, where the red head took a seat across of him and the black hair put the tea set down. "Seriously I-" He stopped when he smell of the tea enter his nostril.

A minute later, he's having tea with two beautiful girls.

"Ah, I'm glad you like the tea." The red head smiles at the blond, "its Earl Grey tea, very enjoyable when you drink it with someone." She take a sip before putting the cup down, "Now how about we introduce ourselves? I'm Rias Gremory, the leader of the Occult Research Club. A pleasure to meet you."

Naruto, who was enjoying the tea, paused. Rias Gremory? He could've swore he heard that name somewhere. Is she some undefeatable athlete and has her picture at a pumpkin flavor cereal? "I'm ah, Naruto Uzumaki. Nice to meet you too."

Rias Gremory nods her head in approval, "Indeed it is. Ah, also, this is my vice leader, Akeno Himejima." She motion toward the black hair girl who smiles at the blond.

Akeno… Akeno… That name… That name sound familiar and yet there's something that he can't get his mind on. "Um… Excuse me, Himejima-san, have we met somewhere before?"

Akeno Himejima smile twitch a little at that question. "… No we haven't, Uzumaki-kun."

"Oh… Right, sorry for the weird question. It's nice to meet you."

Rias chuckles in amusement at the blond, "Oh my, Uzumaki-kun. Already flirting with Akeno? You're pretty bold."

"W-What?! No I didn't mean-!"

"No need to be shy." Rias cuts in, "As a male, it is understandable-"

"It's not like that!"

They talk, joke and tease around (With the blond being the butt on most of the later) as time passed by. For some unknown reason, the two ladies seem to like to see the reaction of the blond flustering around, much to Naruto dismay.

The mood was cut when Rias brought out a certain topic, however.

"Tell me, Uzumaki-kun, do you believe in the supernatural?"

Naruto blink at the sudden question, "The what?"

"The supernatural. Devils… Angels… Ghosts… Do you believe in them?" Rias clarified.

"Well…" Naruto scratch his cheek. Devils, Angels and Ghosts? He… He actually don't know if he should believe they exist or not. It actually never came to his mind, but by the god he'll be sad and scared if ghosts actually existed. Devils and Angels? You could still punch them, but ghosts? They're, like, the bane of all physical attacks! That's not cool. "I don't really-" He paused.

His eyes locked into Rias blue-green eyes and something within him react. He didn't know what, but he know for specifically it's not his hormone, he at least hope it's not, but something's waking up. Like a thousand ants invading his innards Naruto body shivers at the feeling.

He… He didn't like it.

"I… I have to go!" Without waiting for a respond the blond abruptly stood up and dash out of the room, leaving the surprised form of Rias and Akeno.

…

…

… "Do you think it worked, Buchou?" Akeno finally let out her voice.

"It worked, don't worry." Rias face turned serious, "I didn't expect him to run like that, it must feel very uncomfortable for him. It could showed that his power is larger than we thought."

"He's going to be fine, right?" Akeno face instantly turn into a worried look, "I don't want him to get hurt."

It was this time that Rias face turn into a smile, "Don't worry, Akeno, I'm sure he'll be fine. Reaction like that tend to be safe, just uncomfortable to people that's not used to it."

"I hope you're right, Buchou."

XXX

"Matsuda! Motohama!"

The two infamous perverts paused their steps and look back toward the form of a sprinting blond. They wait for the blond to reach them before resuming in a much normal and slower pace.

"Hey," As if he never run in the first place, Naruto begin a conversation, "Have you two heard about two girls named Rias Gremory and Akeno Himejima?"

The two perverts stopped on their track as they stared wide eyes at the confused form of Naruto Uzumaki.

Motohama was the first to found his voice, "Y-You don't know who Rias and Akeno-senpai are?!"

"Er… No?"

"Where did you come from!? Cave?!" Matsuda joined in.

"Oi! That's rude!"

"Nevertheless," Shaking his head Motohama looked very impressed for some reason, "It's very impressive that you don't know who the two 'Great Ladies' of Kuoh despite going there for school."

"For some reason I don't like your compliment."

"Well, my idiotic ignorant friend,"

"I'm going to hit you."

"Rias Gremory and Akeno Himejima are the two 'Great Ladies of Kuoh Academy', title who are well deserve and earned." Motohama explained.

"They're known for their intelect!" Matsuda joined in.

"Their personality!" Motohama continues.

""AND THEIR BEAUTY!"" The two of them finished at the same time.

Naruto twitch as the two of them went on and on about the great thing about the two, now he knows, seniors. From their curves, boobs and even butts, it was sickening, but he can't disagree with them or anything. Even he can't deny the two beauties that Rias and Akeno possessed.

Especially Rias red hair.

He was saved from further tortured when they reach their separate ways from home, which he was thankful for. It didn't take long for him to reach his home, an average looking two stories house in the housing district with absolutely nothing weird about it.

Grabbing his key, the blond unlock his house door and walk inside.

"I'm home."

He didn't expect anyone to answer back at him, after all his only remaining family member, his grandfather, is on some business trip to foreign nations to do god knows what. Probably going on a peeking spree and continue that damn smut of his.

Since he was a child, he always moves from one place to another since his grandfather moved a lot. Hell, he even live on England and Spain for a year each before going back to Japan. At his last year in Junior High, however, he asked his grandfather to let him stay on one place since he's getting sick on moving everywhere.

And the old man agreed, which resulted with a house here on Kuoh City.

But he sometime wishes someone would answer him back.

Walking toward the kitchen, he drops his bag on the dining table and went to the fridge.

"Hmm… Half empty milk… Some vegetables and some eggs… Damn, looks like instant ramen for dinner again." Sighing, the blond went to work on his dinner.

What he had experienced on the Occult Club is still fresh in his mind. That weird feeling that invaded his body… It feels so damn annoying! At least the feeling are gone when he leave the club. And that name… Akeno… It felt so familiar, and yet foreign to him….

"AAGGHHH!" Naruto scream in frustration. He's not good at this thinking shit, damn it!

Giving up for the day, the blond decide to just enjoy his ramen and maybe check out the magazine he borrowed from his perverted friend to find out more about guns… And sexy girls with guns.

XXX

Naruto didn't know if he's currently dreaming right now or not.

Issei Ryuudo, one of the trio perverts, is currently walking with a girl toward school.

HE'S. WALKING. TOGETHER. WITH. A. GIRL.

"This is Amano Yuuma-chan." Issei, with all the smugness he tries, but failed, to hide, introduce the girl, "And Yuuma-chan, these three are my friends, Matsuda, Motohama and Naruto."

The girl that's walking with Issei smile while bowing slightly toward them, "It's nice to meet you." She's also wearing a uniform he had never seen before. From out of town, perhaps?

"She is also…" Issei paused to add some sort of effect on the declaration, "My Girlfriend!" He drops the mega bomb directly to his friends.

If Matsuda and Motohama jaw could get any lower, it'll hit the floor. Their skins are also paler than usual, like they suddenly transform into vampires. Well he can't really blame them. Issei, one of their closest comrades, had betrayed their 'sacred oath' or something and get himself a girlfriend. Which is surprising someone like Issei could get one.

N-Not that he's jealous or anything.

As the bro-code demanded, Naruto MUST introduce himself to the girlfriend of his bro. "Ah, nice to meet you Yuuma-san." He offer his hand, which she took with a smile.

Then it hit him.

The feeling of dread and danger hit his gut in full force. He slowly let his hand go, his eyes widened as he stares at the innocent looking girl. He could feel his sweats pouring down as his brain process what just happened.

"Well we have to go. You guys should get one too!" With a victorious wave he walks away, "See ya guys!" His girlfriend following behind like a puppy.

Naruto watch at his friend retreating figure. That feeling… What is that? He for sure knew as hell that was NOT love at first sight or anything like that, nor was it blind jealousy. He has half a heart to go call out Issei and warned him, and yet his friend looks so damn happy.

Damn it…

"Well, I guess we should go to school-" He look back toward his other friends only to realized they're still in their shell-shocked faze. "… Nevermind." With that said the blond continue on, trying to ignore the dreaded feeling he just felt.

"T-That traitor…"

"Ugh…"

XXX

Walking through the massive field of the school, a certain Naruto Uzumaki whistles through it with a certain gardening club in mind. His mind has been assaulted by weird feeling since yesterday, and what better way to let out steam and forget about his problem then doing some peaceful gardening.

Of course he paused a bit when he sees dozen or so students, like a horde of zombies, heads over toward the kendo team place. Heck, he never seen so many students actually going to one place like that, is there a tournament happening or something?

With his curiosity getting the better of him, Naruto follows the crowd toward the Kendo place. Maybe if he's lucky he'll see some cool action from the Kendo club. He heard from the three pervert musketeer that the Kendo club are filled with beautiful girls and are very strong.

He's only interested in the later part of course. Yup.

"Come on all! Come on all!" What appeared to be one of the female Kendo club members yell out with a magazine roll out like a megaphone, "Win a duel with Yuuto Kiba-kun and earn yourself a kiss from the two great ladies of Kuoh! Rias-sama and Akeno-sama!"

Many of the crowd yells out their approval as the said two great ladies waves with a smile on their face, while the more populated females are squealing in delight as they stare on one of the most popular boy in the school, Yuuto Kiba, who is standing in the middle of the arena with a smile on his face.

In the next ten minutes he saw most of the male populations got their heads bonk in via the kendo sword Kiba wield. Holy crap can that guy fight, or his opponent just that suck.

Really? Fighting someone that clearly knows how to fight kendo for a kiss? What idiot would do that-

"If you win you can also choose to have this… Uhm, free tickets of ramen bowl!" The kendo girl continued suddenly.

-He's going to kick that pretty boy ass.

For Kiba, he's having a hassle of a day right now, beating up weak students from right and left. It's a bit embarrassing watching charge with gusto to impress both Rias and Akeno-senpai only to be beaten with a single strike. He would've decline if this is not his Buchou request.

"U-Up next we have a new challenger! From the first year of… Gardening Club? Uh, Naruto Uzumaki!"

Everyone stares at the form of a grinning Naruto as he walks to the center of the ring with a kendo sword leaning on his shoulder. He stops several feet in front of Kiba, who look at the blond with interest.

"Alright, Yuuto Kiba!" Naruto suddenly yelled out as he point his boken toward his foe, "Remember the name Naruto Uzumaki! As that name is the one who will kick your butt!"

His declaration are met with multiple different reactions, amusement from Kiba, Akeno and Rias, shocked from the male population and hatred from the female population, who is glaring dagger at the 'Heretic' who dare threaten their 'Kiba-kun'.

"Well then, Uzumaki-san, best luck to you." With a complete confident in his tone Kiba went into a Kendo standard form.

Naruto, who downright ignore the glare of dagger either from his lack of interest, or he's too focused on the prize of free ramen coupons. Twirling the kendo sword several times, he went into a weird stance of Kendo standard form. Instead of holding the sword with both hand, he held it with one while the other one is free from burden.

"Hajime!"

A burst of speed.

Like a leaping tiger Naruto leaped forward with sword raise to the air and strike downward toward a surprised Kiba, who managed to guard against the surprised charge.

He winced when he felt the strength of his fellow blond hit his sword. Damn is this Naruto person strong!

"Ora ora ora ora!" With a cliché Japanese battle cry Naruto went on and deliver multiple strikes against Kiba, who managed to block all of them and, surprisingly, stood his ground. Realizing that his strikes won't get him anywhere, the blond free hand went into his back-

-where he had hid a short, wooden sword in his pant and strike at Kiba's mid-section. Surprised, Kiba can only grunt and use all his strength to push the blond away from striking range while trying to recover as fast as he can.

So this is the reason he let one of his hand free?! To do this ruse?! That's… That's actually pretty impressive.

Naruto, not letting his surprised momentum go, charges again at Kiba who is ready this time. Unlike before, they now traded blows after blows, with the most popular boy keeping up with the blond two handed wield sword technique… If you can even call striking like a madman a technique, of course.

Kiba, with the grace of a master swordsman and a ballerina, dodges most of Naruto strikes and counter it with his own. Meanwhile the other blond would block Kiba's strike with his shorter sword and retaliate with another strike, which Kiba dodged.

The match continues for ten minutes, neither blond relenting from one another. Sweats could be seen pouring down from their forms as they dace against each other. Grins could be seen on their expression as they try to overpower (Naruto) and over-technique (Kiba) each other. It's an amazing sight to behold.

*Crack*

Everyone eyes widened as both Naruto and Kiba weapons snap at each other, breaking apart into little splinters overwhelmed by the impact forced of each other battling for so long.

But Naruto still have one more weapon.

Not wasting this opportunity, Naruto use his last weapon and deliver a direct strike over Kiba's head-

-Only for Kiba to intercept it with his right hand striking on Naruto's left. Now knowing his plan already being anticipated, the spiky haired blond do one, last ditch effort to win this match.

He head-butted Kiba.

Surprised by the sudden force, Kiba fell to the ground with a sore forehead. A direct impact with a thick headed individual will do that to you.

"Ahah!" Naruto yell out victoriously, "Yosh! Another epic victory for Naruto Uzumaki!" Then he laughs triumphantly.

"A… Ano…"

"Muahahahaha! No one can defeat the great Uzumaki-sama!"

"Ano… Uzumaki-san?"

"-haha-Hm? Yeah?"

"Y-You can't hide weapon in a Kendo match… And head-butted your opponent." Meekly, the referee explained.

"What?!" A now shocked Naruto looks at the referee like she had gone insane and turn green, "Y-You mean I can't do that?! B-But I thought this is a duel!"

"Y-Yeah… A Kendo duel…"

Silence.

"W-Why didn't you tell me beforehand?!"

"I-I try getting your attention but you and Kiba-kun seems to be very preoccupied so…"

Naruto could only fell down in dismay. All that awesome planning and it turns out to be illegal? What had happened to the martial arts combat? Had humanity gone so down that they must abide to some restricting rule?

"Pfft… Hahahahaha!"

Everyone look at the source of laughing only to see a cackling Rias and a giggling Akeno. Both of them seem to be very amused at what had happened.

"-hahaha, wow, you are indeed, very amusing, Uzumaki-kun." She turn her gaze toward Kiba, who just recovered from the sudden attack, "What do you think, Kiba-kun?"

"Hah, yeah, I feel for that one." Kiba smile a one thousand watt smile that melted most of the females watching, "Referee, I concede defeat."

"Eh? Er… Are you sure, Kiba-kun?"

"Yes."

"Really really sure?"

"Yup."

With a sigh she reluctantly said, "… Okay… The winner is… Naruto Uzumaki."

"Wow…" A tickmark appear on Naruto head, "You really don't like me winning, are you?"

With that victory declaration, Rias walks toward the blond with Akeno in tow. "Well then, Mr. Champion, now that you won, what prize do you want?"

"Ramen coupons."

Everyone, except Akeno, blink in surprised at his quick respond. Did he just miss out on being kiss by TWO of the great ladies of Kuoh, for ramen coupons?! Is he retarded!?

Akeno seem to produce the coupon from her pocket and gave it to the blond, "Here you go. Enjoy it, Uzumaki-kun."

As if his birthday came early, Naruto eyes twinkle with joy as he stares at the coupons. "Thank you, Himejima-senpai!" He smiles at her before he turn around and sprint toward his club, least his club leader punish him by stripping him again or washing the cactus with his hands or something.

"Hm… He's very interesting." Rias mused quietly, loud enough only to be heard by Akeno. "You're right about him."

The black hair girl smile at her Buchou, "Ara ara, did you doubt me, Buchou? Am I such a horrible friend that you don't trust me?"

Rias just laughs at her friend respond.

XXX

Days had passed, and it had not been kind to one Naruto Uzumaki.

Since the epic match that he had won, his reputation had skyrocketed much more than he could even predicted. Unfortunately, it had not skyrocketed into positive light, on the contrary it plumed into the darkness of infamy.

For harming their precious 'Kiba-kun', and deviling the 'Two Great Ladies of Kuoh', he had been chased around by both girls and boys for his deeds. Of course, Naruto, being Naruto, choose to run around to escape the wrath of the students, in the male population case, punch and threaten them into submission.

Other than that, he spent most of his days trying his best to stay away from the Occult Research Club. His life has turn much more chaotic since that damn delivery to their clubroom, at least much more chaotic than usual.

And so, after days of constant evasion, there's only one activity that can rejuvenate him.

"Old man! One more mug!"

Teuchi Ichiraku frowns at one of his best customer. He's been sitting at his ramen restaurant, Ichikaru, since afternoon. "Naruto, you've been drinking milk since afternoon, drinking more would be bad for your stomach." He motion toward the multiple empty mugs next to the blond. "It's evening now. You should go home."

"Whaaaat?" Like an outrage drunkard, Naruto swings around with his empty mug in hand. "I haven't *hic* finish yet! You can't tell me what to do!"

Teuchi sweatdrop. "No, I think you have enough."

"W-What!? No I haven't-"

"Yes you do. Now here's your bill and go home. The last thing I want is for my best customer to get wasted in the middle of the street getting drunk from milk."

After much persuading, yelling and chairs being thrown everywhere, Naruto finally concede and decided to have enough milk for today and leave. In his milk-drunk state of mind the blond decide to take a night stroll through the park while singing some random tune like most drunkard do.

Now all he need is some cheap takeaway and he's set!

As he walks toward the middle of the park where a simple fountain is located, his blue eyes spotted two familiar forms near it. It took him awhile to recognized them as Issei and his new girlfriend Yuuma. Are they on a date? Should he say Hi? Or should he follow the bro-code and leave them alone?

His musing was cut however when suddenly Issei girlfriend transform in a flash of light into a… Skimpy, black angel? What the hell? Are they seriously doing a cosplay ecchi scene here, on a public park?! How daring are they-

Naruto eyes widened when the feeling of dread hit him tenfold. It was the same as that feeling… That damned, dreaded feeling he felt when he shake Yuuma's hand. His guts is screaming at him to run. To get away from the black monster that is Issei girlfriend.

And when Yuuma starts to produce a spear made of light from her hand his instinct scream at him to run, and yet his heart urged him to stop, to stop and help his friend. Naruto brain, who has yet process all of this sudden feeling and information, have yet decide whether to move and help, or move and run.

And then it happened.

In the blink of an eye, the red spear of light pierced Issei body. It was this event that made Naruto makes his decision.

"ISSSSEEEIIIIII!" With a scream the blond sprinted toward his falling friend and manage to catch the person before he hit the ground.

Issei blurry eyes moves toward his friend, "Na…. to…" He manages to wheeze out before he coughs out blood from his mouth.

"Issei! Hang on buddy!" Naruto tries to close the wound with his hand to no avail, blood kept pouring out. "D-Don't die on me now! Issei!" Tears start to pour from Naruto eyes.

"Naruto…" With another cough of blood the blond sees his friend managing a small, regretful smile. "Sorry… Buddy…" With one last deep breath, Iseei let out his last as the deep slumber takes him.

"No… No Issei…" Slowly he hugs his lifeless friend. "No…"

PAINPAINPAINPAINPAINPAINDEATHPAINPAINKILLPAINPAIN

"Awww…." The dark angel coed mockingly, "I'm sorry… Did I kill your friend?"

The sobbing stops immediately as Naruto body's shakes with emotion, "… Why?" He questioned.

"Why?" The dark angle chuckles in amusement, "Why, it's simple really. He possessed something inside of him. Something that planted by god, and so I kill him so he posed no threat to us." Then she smiles sadistically at the blond, "But now that you've seen me, I have to kill you too. Wouldn't that make you happy? Joining your best friend? You should be thanking me."

The air freeze.

Yuuma eyes widened when she felt it in full force. A primal power she had yet felt, something that even shakes the foundation of her soul. It's a feeling of dread… No, it's a feeling of terror.

Gingerly Naruto drop Issei's lifeless body to the ground, as if he's handling a multi-billion fragile vase. Slowly the blond stood up and he shifts his position, his face slowly moves their gaze toward the black angle that had taken his friend.

And then she saw it.

Gone were the deep blue eyes that held confidence, now deep silted crimson eyes filled with absolute hatred taken their place. Unfamiliar crimson auras start to seep from his body as it slowly flares to life.

Yuuma's confidence was replace by fear and uncertainty. This… This thing was not the person her boyfriend introduced to her! This can't be! How can… How can a human like him transform into a monster?!

"Youuu!" His voice is filled with anger as his aura flares, "I sweat I will kill you!"

A burst of speed.

Yuuma eyes widened when a fist connected to her face which resulted in her being thrown back several feet's. With a grunt she balance herself with her wings as she sneer toward the blond boy, "You… FUCKING TRASH!" From her hand another crimson spear of light is produced, "DIEE!" She threw her spear as it pierced the blond on his shoulder. "HA!"

To her surprised however, the blond didn't even flinch from the spear. "No pain…" Slowly his hand moves toward the spear of light still lodged into his shoulder.

Eyes widening in fear, Yuuma produces more and more spear of light as she hurls them toward the blond. "DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!"

Spear after spear pierced into the blonds body, and yet her showed no sign of pain. His deep crimson eyes filled with absolute hatred stares into Yuuma eyes. "… IS GREATER THAN THE PAIN OF LOSING A FRIEND!" He pulled the spear from his shoulder, "YOU WHO TAKE MY FRIEND AWAY!" To Yuuma horror and amazement, her crimson spear now glowed bright azure. "YOU WILL PAAAY!" With that cry Naruto hurls the spear back toward its maker.

"UGH?!" Yuuma felt soaring pain from her abdomen. "W-What are you?!" Finally giving up to her fear, the dark angle decided to retreat and flew away from the monster.

"Wait you bitch-!" As he moves he felt intense pain from his entire body. "I… Won't…" He coughs up blood from his mouth as his body begins to lose strength. "Let you…." Then he fell down to the ground as the darkness slowly begins to seep in his vision.

The last thing he saw was the sight of a girl red hair.

XXX

*Pekopekopekopekopekopeko-*

A hand shot out and hit the stop button of the annoying Peko-Peko duck alarm clock. The owner of the hand groans in annoyance as he slowly sit up from his bed while rubbing his eyes.

He winced, "Ugh… what the hell… My heads hurt…" Then he noticed something that's very wrong. "Huh… Why am I naked?" He winced again when the pain from his head hit him. "Damn it…" Deciding that thinking about it later is wiser, the blond decide to look for his clothes. "Where are my clothes…?" He pull his blanket off the bed to check if his clother were there.

Only to found a very NAKED girl, with a very beautiful BODY moaning as she slowly sit up on his bed. She yawns and extends one of her hand to the air, showing Naruto first person view of her NAKED visage and bountiful cleavage. Slowly her eyes opens and her violet ones met with his blue ones.

"Ah. Good morning."

OH YEAAAH

If this is a cartoon Naruto eyes would've felt from his socket as he sees Akeno Himejima, one of the TWO GREAT LADIES OF KUOH, SLEEPING NEXT TO HIM. COMPLETELY NAKED.

cannot take this sudden stream of sexiness and quickly went into an overdrive as fountain of nosebleed launch him to the end of the room.

"Ara?"

To be continued.

For those readers of old chapter 1, you might noticed the differences. I've decided to change the plot, and good thing this isn't like my SAOXNARUTO fanfic where it already reach far chapters, so this is still salvageable. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!