AN: Lol, it's me again! I got hit in the face with inspiration while eating cake! Anyway, I realized I wanted to write more LaneyxCorey so, I started writing this! It's just a cute little one shot and they're all 4 or 5!

Mina: Skullenko does not own Grojband. Or Spongebob.

Corey's POV

Heh heh. All these wussy girls, running away from just a little mud!

"This is Agent Corey. The missiles have been launched, Sergeant Kin." I said into my Spongebob walkie talkie.

A fuzzy voice replied, "That's great, agent. Assassin Kon, how're you holding up?"

"I've caught a spy!" You could hear a girl screaming in the background. Heh heh, weak.

I heard Kin sigh, "Kon, let her go. The daycare lady got mad last time you did that."

"Fine." Just then a crying girl ran past me.

I looked around the corner to see Kon to hide behind the swing set. Kin was somewhere around the monkey bars. It is important to know every man's location. I liked to hide underneath the slide. Most of the mud was there.

Let's see, who will my next victim be? I couldn't get my big sister Trina, she'd tell mom and dad. I can't get Mina, she'd cry a river. I can't get Ashleigh or Vanessa (AN: I think those are the fangirls names.), they'd follow me around afterwards. I can't get can't get Carrie, Kim, or Konnie, they're too far away. I can't even get that weird girl, Lenny! She always screams "You're only supposed to hit girls!".

That's when I see her. A girl I've never seen before. She has dark red hair, with a huge yellow bow on top. She's wearing a green and black sundress with black shoes. Strange. I never notice what girls are wearing.

I shrug. She's the perfect target. I pick up a gob of mud. Cool, this one has a worm in it! I quickly hurl it at the girl just as she turns around. Now I can see her pretty little face! Wait, PRETTY? Stop Corey!

And then it get's caked with mud. I burst out laughing. Then I feel something knock my beanie off of my head. I turn to see my cap covered with mud on the ground. I see the little red haired girl (AN: Charlie Brown) with a muddy face and a muddy hand. Two can play at this game. I engage into battle.

Then me and the little girl are having an all out mud war. At first I'm totally serious and trying to destroy her, but then I notice she's laughing happily. She thinks this is a game?! So, I try to keep a serious face, but the little red haired girl's laugh is contagious. Then I start laughing. Pretty soon, we are both on the ground laughing.

We get in trouble with the daycare lady. She says if we like making a mess together, we can sit in the corner together. Then we are sent to sit in the corner with the little blue table, inside. I'm very mad with this girl. All I did was throw a little mud! She started the war! And she cannot stop giggling. We've been sitting in the corner for 5 minutes, when she leans over and says,

"My name's Laney."

"Hm." I try to act like I don't care, but she looks soooo hurt. I don't know why but, I lean over and say,

"My name's Corey." Then she smiles this big, dazzling smile that makes my tummy wriggle. After that, we talked for awhile and I noticed Trina laughing at us through the window and trying to get Mina to join in. We hatched a plan to get back at her.

We filled her bag with glue.

Pretty soon, it's snack time and I invite her to sit at my table. She has a bunch of weird, gross health food, so I give her my cookie to eat. Then Kin and Kon make fun of me so I have to act macho again.

At the end of the day we have to say goodbye. She says she won't be back again. Strangely, I'm sad. Before she leaves, she says goodbye and I do something stupid.

I give her a kiss on the cheek and run.

I turn around once to see that her pretty little face has turned as red as her hair.

I hope Kin and Kon didn't see me.

AN: That's my fluffy little oneshot! I hope you liked it! Awww, young love… super young love…

Laney: Review!