A/N: Okay, let me make a few things very clear: First off, I have not read "Dipper Goes To Taco Bell", however, someone told me the plot and I find the plot disgusting and disturbing (if you hadn't read it; don't! All I'm gonna say it's pretty much "Cupcakes", "Sweet Apple Masscre", and "Two Girls, One Cup" rolled into one (I haven't seen any of those either; I just know the plot). Second, this story is very short and has some grammar problems, and I apoligize for that. Enjoy. Gravity Falls does not belong to me. It belongs to Alex Hirsch and Disney.
It was a summer night in the mysterious town of Gravity Falls, Oregeon.
And right now, a certain evil nine year old so called "pyschic" was looking in a journal.
"Yodeling Snails?!" Gideon shouted enraged. "Drat!" Gideon slammed his book closed. "There must be a way to get my vengance on the Pines family."
Bud Gleeful, Gideon's dad, then opened the door to his bedroom.
"Son, I have bought you some dinner." Bud then brought out a bag that had the taco bell logo on it.
"Father! You know I don't like mexican food!"
Gideon swipped the bag out of Bud's hands, threw it at the floor, and stomped on it repeatidly.
"Now go buy me a happy meal! NOW!"
"Yes son!" Bud nervously stammered as he quickly closed the door.
Gideon heavily panted for a few seconds. "Taco bell? That place is one of the most disgusting, unsanitary, and overrated fast food restaurants I have ever been too. I don't see how anyone could-"
Gideon stopped talking, peered at the smashed bag, then began eviling laughing.
"Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! I got it! The ultimate way to get revenge on the Dipper and Stan!"
Gideon walked to his desk, pulled out a laptop, and began typing.
The Next Day. . .
Dipper and Mabel were on a laptop, looking at all of the Gravity Falls fanfiction that were posted.
"Well, looks like some people think you and Wendy would make a cute couple!" Mabel cooed.
"Yeah, yeah." Dipper happily replied.
While going through the fanfictions, one sounded very weird.
"Wait, Stop!" Mabel shouted.
Dipper stopped scrolling and looked the fanfiction.
"'Dipper Goes to Taco Bell'?" Dipper asked himself.
"It sounds like a joke fic." Mabel suggested. "Click it."
"Okay."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Dipper and Mabel couldn't believe what they just read.
Dipper ran towards the bathroom while Mabel crawled to the corner of the room.
"Goodbye childhood. Goodbye childhood. Goodbye childhood." Mabel kept saying while rocking back and forth in the corner.
Meanwhile, Dipper was throwing up in the toliet.
"Why would. . . *barfs* someone write that?!"
Gideon was looking in the building throw the window.
"Well, poor Mabel has gone insane, but Dipper is suffering! I knew it would work!"
A/N: Review but no flames.