WELL, I'm back, sorry for the wait, and happy B-day Pyronmaster! Could you rate my story on how funny it is, from a scale of one to ten please? Thanks!
Ace: Well, I'm back!
Robin: We all threw our swords at you, and hit you with all the spells we had in our arsenal. HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!
Ace: Easy! Immortality is my bitch!
Robin: ...
Ace: Hahahahahaha! Alright, time for my payback!
Meanwhile...
Chrom: We might wanna leave.
Lucina, and Robin: Why?
Chrom: Before Ace relizes I just stole this. *holds card full of dares*
Everyone: !
Back with Ace!
Ace: Now, it should be right here... *opens drawer* ... right here... *opens box, its empty.* Where the hell is it? It couldn't have gone anywhere, okay, I'm going to close my eyes, and when I open them up, its gonna be right he- it's not here. Why isn't it here? I don't get it... who could have... Chrom, but how could he find it... that letter... it wasn't a letter at all! it was my card... which means... WHICH MEANS...
Validars ghost: They took the TD cards...
Ace: *inner rage* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *unleashes literal hell* *starts running throughout the entire studio*
Meanwhile with Chrom...
Raaaaaahhhhhh!
Chrom: Hey Robin, do you hear that?
Robin: I feel that... *shivers in fear*
Meanwhile with Walhart, in Valm...
Raaaaaaaaahhhh!
Walhart: What the devil is that noice?
Meanwhile, in the sky, with the dragons.
Tiki: Ahh, now for a delicious water bre-
Raaaaaaaahhhhh!
Tiki: What the heck is that?
Meanwhile with Naga, in the heaven above...
Naga: ... Purgatory... Hell...
Raaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Naga: Ryan? Ryan, did you hear that? Oh god is that my husband? Leave me Alone! You already took Tiki! What more do you want?!
Meanwhile, 20 years into the future...
Wolf, my future son: Alright mom, now I can go back into the past, and fight for my fath-
Raaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Wolf: ... Daddy?
Back with Chrom and the others...
Chrom: *running* Alright, there's the exit, now we are finally gon-
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Chrom: Die... we are going to die...
Lucina: *clutches to robins arm* what... is that?
Robin: Pure rage, babe... pure rage...
Chrom: EVERYBODY GET DOWN!
*Ace appears*
Ace: I am here for it... *twitch*
Chrom: for what?
Ace: The- card... I need tha- card... give it to me, the one you took, I need my dares.
Chrom: Are you okay?
Ghost of Validar: I think your rage broke, Ace
Ace: SHUT UP GHOST OF VALIDAR!
Robin: Um...
Ace: I'M NOT CRAZY! YOUR CRAZY! ESPECIALLY YOU VALIDAR!
Ghost of Validar: Ey...!
Chrom: Who are you talking t-...
Ace: CARDS! hand now please...
Robin: Oh... thats just it... we don't have... it.
Ace: *blood leaks from eyes* no... no... *slowly floats to them*
Lucina: AHHHH! *hides behind Robin*
Robin: OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD! *blocks face*
Chrom: OKAY, TAKE IT PLEASE TAKE IT!
Ace: *cards hit his face* *snaps out of it* Agh! wait what? Where am I? Why are you here? ... wheres Validar?
Robin: Didn't I kill him?
Ace: Yes! Of course you did! He's dead... forever... What was I doing? A Beating! Yeah! I was gonna give you all a beating...
*30 minutes later, and 17 revivals for each character*
Ace: Ahh... I feel better... time for the slides!
Robin: My... spine...
Lucina: ... Robin... hold me...
Chrom: *disjointed from head to toe* okay... ouch...
Ace: Oh stop being wimps... jackasses, anyway lets go! *opens letter*
Truths
Olivia- Did you cheat on Lon'qu with Virion?
Gerome- Are you and Batman related in anyway?
Cordelia- Why can't you and Chrom have a support?
Sumia- Why are so such a klutz?
Dares
Robin- Grab Tharja's "boingy bits" in front of Lucina
Fredrick- You seem to be the only one who hasn't gone though hell so fight Ace with a stick
Inigo- Hit on Noire in front of Tharja, Cynthia, Chrom, Sumia & Lucina
Lucina- Beat the crap out of Robin for what he did
Olivia: Of course not!
Lon qu: But yo-
Olivia: Nope, nope, no I didn't!
Lon qu: But you jus-
Olivia: Did not, did not!
Lon qu: YOU GAVE HIM A LAP DANCE!
Ace: So that's inigo disappeared...
Olivia: ...
Virion: And I must say, it was quiet enjoyable...
Ace: Okay your voice reminds me of a pedophile.
Virion: And how would you know what that sounds like, good sir...
Ace: ... I watch a lot of movies, now, shut up! is there a reason I haven't killed him yet?
Everyone: Nope!
Ace: Good to know... good to know...
Lon qu: Olivia... *sob* Why?!
Olivia: I'M SORRY!
Ace: Oh I hate drama... how about this... *hands Lon qu, a pack of... stuff.* Make her feel better...
Lon qu: I don't know where your going with this...
Olivia: LET'S GO! LET'S GO! *pushes him off stage*
Ace: While there having fun... lets go next! *inigo appears out of nowhere*
Inigo: What happened?
Ace: Stuff, now next!
Gerome: Who the hell is batman?
Ace: ... GET THE FUCK OFF MY STAGE!
Gerome: But I don-
Ace: GET THE FUCK OFF MY STAGE!
Gerome: But-
Ace: GET-THE-FUCK-OFF-MY-STAGE! whoa wait, take off your mask!
Gerome: fine
Ace: OMG BRUCE WANE
Gerome: Who?
Ace: ... on second thought, get off my stage...
Gerome: Whatever...
Ace: Next!
Cordelia: I don't know...
Ace: maybe he hates you
Chrom: I don-
Sumia: YES HE DOES! HE'S MY MAN!
Cordelia: *sniff, sniff* WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Ace: now look what you did!
Chrom: What I did, you-
Ace: Your fault!
Chrom: WILL YOU STOP CUTTING ME OFF
Ace: *raises blowtorch*
Chrom: I'll... uh... shut up...
Ace: Yeah you do that... STAHL, COMFORT YOUR WIFE!
Stahl: There, there dear... he's just an asshole...
Chrom: I will cut your head of-
Stahl: Oh shut up, or I'll ask Ace to use the blowtorch...
Ace: yay!
Chrom: ...
Ace: Thank you, know next!
Sumia: I dunno...
Ace: she's just a klutz...
Chrom: I just hope she didn't drop the baby!
Robin: Well...
Lucina: Look at the pretty colors!
Robin: Yeah she did
Ace: Really Sumia?
Sumia: Thats hurtful...
Chrom:... Assho-
Ace: Sorry what was that?
Chrom: ...
Ace: Exactly! Next!
Robin: Never!
Tharja: Please!
Robin: You cannot force me!
Tharja: Actaully I can *takes his hands, does dare*
Robin: GAAAAAAAHHHHH! wow... there smaller than Lucina's!
Ace: Jeez! How much does she hide under that armor!
Lucina: More than you think.
Robin: And, I've seen it all!
Ace: I'm jealous! Next!
Frederic: Fight this boy? with a stick? Easy pickings...
Ace: *deep evil laugh*
*5 seconds later*
Ace: Wow! New record!
Frederic: Oh god the pain! This is worse than the time Robin caught me, staring down Lucinas shirt, in the ballroom! Oh the fury in his Eyes!
Robin: She's mine! ALL MINE! YOU HEAR ME?!
Ace: Alright next!
Inigo: *one fail, and epic blood scene later...* Cnythia... hold me...
Cynthia: Why would I-
Ace: It was a dare... (I hate drama)
Cnythia: Okay baby! *holds him*
Ace: Next Slide!
Ace u are BADASS and here are my truths/dares Truths: Inigo and Robin: would u rather have a "it" with Cynthia and Lucina(at the same time) or Let Chrom kill u one million times Chrom: Would u rather kill Robin and Inigo or watch Sumia get raped by Ace
Dares: Robin and Inigo: have a rape battle BADASS style Chrom: slap Sumia's butt and see what see will do to u. Cynthia: give Inigo a lapdance Lucina: give Robin a lapdance
Ace: Thank you Pyronmaster! And happy B-day!
Robin and Inigo: OF COURSE!
Ace: then do it, while we watch!
Both of them: OKAY!
Ace: Wait that was a joke, THAT WAS A JOKE! NOOOOOO! NOT ON STAGE! OH GOD! I'M TOO YOUNG! I'M NOT EVEN IN HIGHSCHOOL YET, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THIS! ... though that is hot...
My mother: Ace what are you watching?
Ace: GET ME OUT'A HERE!
*one chase scene later*
Ace: Okay, I escaped, and wiped her memory... now shes at work... thank go- OOOOOOHHH! YOU GUYS STILL AREN'T DONE?!
Chrom: *shivers, and twitches in rage*
*finally done*
Ace: Oh thank you Jesus!
Chrom: ... whats my dare?
Ace: Would you rather kill them, o-
Chrom: *kills them three times over*
Ace: Oh... never mind then... I cannot do rap battles, sorry! that's one thing I cannot do! please remember that, thank you! After that, next!
Chrom: Okay! *does dare*
Sumia: OH! you like it that way do you?! *chases him around with a paddle*
Ace: well... that doesn't look wrong... Next!
Robin: Lucina, this ain't you...
Lucina: it is around you...
*5 minutes later*
Robin: JUST ONE TOUCH PLEASE!
Ace: ...
Lucina: You can look, not touch!
Ace: ...
Chrom: AREN'T YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING?!
Ace: ...
Inigo: I knew this would happen eventually!
Cnythia: Of course it did!
Ace: ... I think I need some air... thats is for tonight... good night all... *begins to walk off* Aw... my head...
Sorry about the short chap, I just have a headache... Zerorei00, agarfinckle, and Angle of light darkness! I will do your dares in my next chapter, meanwhile he others, gimme dares, thanks! Review me! Oh and for this chapter, gimme Very Perverted dares! Thank you! Laters!