(A/N: This is my first fanfiction! Thanks for clickin' on it! Reviews are really appreciated. I'll sort of make this up as I go along...the first chapter will be pretty short. I hope you enjoy!)

Tak sat in her cramped escape pod, watching the stars. Without any jet engine, the pod floated aimlessly through space. Any parts that could have been used to rebuild her ship, Tak had used to fix MiMi. She grumbled bitterly. Endless day in and endless day out, Tak and MiMi attempted to shift their weight to steer the pod. All the while, Tak thought of nothing but Earth. It was her last chance to convince the Tallest to make her an invader, and she failed. Why did she fail? For the same reason as her very first attempt.

ZIM.

His very name made her want to retch in disgust. He was the lunatic Irken who had made this happen to her. All for a stupid snack and a mission that wasn't even real. It made her furious to know that such an idiotic member of her race existed. She somewhat regretted the fact that she hadn't killed him when she had the chance, but she knew that he had to suffer. Much like she had. He might have been safe now, but that was all about to change.

"MiMi! Left!" barked Tak.

Tak and MiMi rammed into the left side of the space pod and a blue, green and white orb came into view. Tak put on an evil smirk.

"There is Planet Earth, MiMi..."

(A/N: Oooh...hehe! I promise the rest of the chapters will be longer and funnier! Have a nice day!)