Oops. Looks like I blanked on adding the last chapter! Well, here it is! Uploading as I am in a van on my way to Chicago. Gah, too many hours. And I'm hungry.

I don't own Harry or his children or any other canon characters tha

James, Albus and Lily all stood before their father. Harry looked at them, James' hair stuck up relentlessley, his smile still plastered on his face as he rocked on his feet before his father.

"Turn out your pockets." Harry said to his son, James did so and gave his father the nosebleed nougats that came out. Harry charmed them away and then proceeded to charm James' pockets so no candy could be stored in them.

James slumped a little bit now that the candy was gone but his brown eyes still shone with juvenile glee. Harry, not seeing the harm in it, ruffled his eldest son's dark brown hair, which was a mix between Ginny's and his own. The small freckled face looked up at him and Harry smiled back at him.

"James, you need to be on your very best behavior tonight okay? If you're good I'll help you sneak Uncle Ron some puking pastilles."

Harry knew that's what it would take for James to be respectable. Harry chuckled and told the little boy to go out to his mother so he could be strapped in the car.

Harry moved to Albus who looked at the floor. Harry sighed and held his hand out. Right away Albus put two fistfuls of candy in Harry's hands.

"Albus, you need to be on you best behavior too, alright?"

"Okay daddy. I pwomise." Albus spoke sincerely, Harry pulled his son into a hug and kissed his forehead before sending him out to the car. Harry ignored Albus' whines about how he hated the car. They'd only taken it a couple of times but nobody particularly enjoyed the muggle form of transportation.

"Lily-flower," Harry was about to ask her for any joke shop products she had on her person when she crinkled her nose at him.

"That's boy stuff. I hate boy stuff. I think those candies are gross." Lily turned out her pockets anyway.

Harry picked Lily up and began carrying her out to the car.

"Okay, time to get in the car."

"No." Lily groaned, she hated the car. She struggled only a little bit with her father but quickly gave up.

Five minutes down the road James was complaining about the seat belt. Harry tried to focus on the road as much as he could. Ginny grasped the handle on the door. Her complexion a lot paler than usual.

"Daddy." Albus whispered. Harry looked in the rearview mirror at his son. Albus' jet black hair was plastered to his forehead. Harry frowned.

"What's wrong buddy?" Harry asked, noticing the way Albus' cheeks were unnaturally flushed.

"My tummy doesn't feel good."

Harry barely got the curse out of his mouth before Albus was spewing his lunch and breakfast all over the car.

All three children were crying and Ginny took out her wand to clean up the mess.

The rest of the car ride classified as miserable, James complained about the sour smell of vomit, Albus continued to cry because of his tummy and Lily just cried because her older brothers were.

Ginny had her head leaning up against the car's window, disgruntled after her futile attempts to get the kids to settle down. Harry gripped the steering wheel and checked the rearview mirror often to look at his kids.

He wished they could apparate. Dudley's wife would probably find out about magic at some point if their families got close.

Harry sighed in relief as he turned down the street with houses all alike. Every lawn was trimmed with perfect precision and each family lived the normal muggle life.

Harry pulled into the driveway seven houses in and shut the car off. He exchanged glances with Ginny, whose eyes gave the same message. This day was already very long, and it was only going to get longer.

Harry gathered Albus into one arm and held onto James' hand with his own free one. Ginny held Lily in her freckled arms and the family walked up to the door.

Harry could feel the neighbor's eyes on his family as they pulled their floral curtains to the side to assess the strange new visitors.

Ginny knocked on the door and stepped back to stand next to Harry. The door opened to reveal a Dudley that Harry barely recognized, he was much more fit and his smile was inviting and kind.

"Hello, Harry. This must be your family, why don't you come in?" Dudley opened the door wide and stepped aside to allow them in.

"Thank you Dudley." Ginny said, stepping in before Harry and setting Lily on the ground.

"Sweetheart, take your shoes off before you go in." Ginny said as she stepped out of her shoes. Lily took her shoes off and stood, waiting for her brothers to get their shoes off.

After removing his shoes, James ran over to Lily with his usual grin. Harry eyed his son and lightly reminded him to behave.

Albus took his shoes off and stepped in front of Harry, raising his arms to be picked up. Harry picked the five-year-old up and the little boy immediately settled his head on Harry's shoulder.

Harry followed Dudley into the living room where Dudley offered for them to sit.

"He doesn't look so good!" A young woman waltzed into the room, a little girl hobbling in behind her.

Albus turned his face into his father's neck and away from the attention. Harry sighed, "We had a little bit of car sickness on the way over."

The woman frowned, "That's too bad. I remember my sister having to deal with that, it wasn't pretty. Though there was this medicine she would take...Dramamine, I think it was. I'm sure I have some, I'll check before you go." The woman smiled and stood next to Dudley.

Dudley put his arm around his wife, "Dear, this is my cousin Harry, and his wife Ginny. This is my wife Sabrina."

"It's a pleasure to meet you, what are your children's names?" She asked kindly, watching the three kids carefully interact with her daughter.

"The eldest is James, this one is Albus and our little girl is Lily." Ginny smiled, fascinated by the muggle home.

"What beautiful names! I'm sure they are just dolls."

Harry snorted, "They are the biggest troublemakers I've ever dealt with."

"They rival my older twin brothers." Ginny stated flatly.

Dudley and his wife exchanged looks of worry and Ginny laughed lightly, "Don't worry, we've coerced them into behaving!"

Meanwhile, over in the corner, James turned to Lily. "Did ya get the candies?"

Lily grinned, "Yep! He didn't even check me with his wand!" Lily pulled down her sock and took out various Weasley products.

"Good job, Lily. You're the best. Now who should we get?"

"What's that?" The little girl asked, the words bumbling out of her unpracticed lips.

"They're candy." James singsonged quietly. The little girl's blue eyes lit up.

"Candy? Me like candy." She said very seriously. James and Lily kept the little girl talking until Albus slumped over a minute later, obviously pale and not well.

"When are we putting the plan into action?" He asked excitedly, James looked him over.

"Well, you are obviously the distraction here. You need to throw up."

Albus scrunched his face in disgust, "I can do that. But only if we do the plan soon."

"Okay, the baby can't babble about this. Preoccupy her while I rig the food, Lily." James ordered.

"Fine. Let's go play! Do you have dolls?" Lily asked the blonde child, who nodded her head.

Lily grabbed her chubby hand and let her lead the way.

James pushed Albus, "Go...do whatever you have to and puke."

Albus ran across the living room towards his father. The movement making his stomach turn violently.

"Daddy, I don't feel good...I think I'm gonna..." Harry cringed as his son began to heave.

"Merlin's beard, Al. Okay, Dudley? Where's your bathroom?" Harry asked, as Ginny and his wife went upstairs to find cleaning supplies.

James laughed evilly as the adults vacated the living area and he had free reign in the kitchen.

At dinner, the adults made the children's plates before serving themselves. It was a few hours after James had put the candies in the food to dissolve.

The children were famished, and dug in before any of the adults sat down.

After one bite James' fork clattered to the table, his eyes as big as saucers.

"Uh oh," He gasped as his nose began to bleed.

The adults returned to the table with their plates to four children with profusely bleeding noses, and boils beginning to erupt on their skin.

"JAMES SIRIUS POTTER!" Ginny roared at her son, "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WERE YOU THINKING"

"I forgot I put it in the food!"

Lily and Albus glared at their brother then realized that the little muggle girl had eaten it too.

She was crying and Harry held his hand out to his children, "Other half. Now."

James reluctantly reached into his sock and pulled out the wrapped candy halves. Harry gave one to the little girl.

"It will make the bleeding stop. And the boils will go away."

"What are you giving her?" Sabrina yelled as she watched her baby eat the candies. The boils and bleeding stopped at once.

"What-What the..." Sabrina whispered, "Dudley.."

"Sabrina, there's a lot to explain about this..." Dudley told her slowly as Harry and Ginny tended to the children.

After the dinner fiasco, they decided on ordering pizza. While waiting for the pizza to arrive, Harry and Dudley sat in the kitchen to break the news to Sabrina.

Sadie, the Dudley's little girl, was in her room sleeping. Ginny was in the living room, scolding the three Potter children.

The three in the kitchen couldn't ignore the raised voice of an angry Weasley.

"What were you three thinking? Your father told you to keep the magic and Weasley Wizrding products away from the muggles! If that wasn't clear, I don't know what it was! Now I want to know who snuck the candies in. I want to know now or it is another week of being grounded for all of you."

The response came not a second after Ginny finished her threat.

"IT WAS LILY!" James and Albus yelled, pointing their fingers.

"James told me too! And he put it in the food! And it was his idea!" Lily yelled back, "Traitors!"

Ginny let out a long sigh, "You are all in a lot of trouble when we get home. This was completely disrespectful and uncalled for. You should be ashamed of yourselves."

The kids hung their heads, watching their feet as they listened to their Mum rant.

After an eventful evening, the day ended well. Sabrina and Dudley were accepting and excited to experience the wizarding world, the kids were still giggling after Ginny was done scolding them.

And despite not going as planned, Harry had to admit that watching his kids' plan backfire on them was hilarious.

Well, there's the final part in this three-shot...Review! I know there is a request to see Harry getting ice cream with Lillian. Unfortunately, I'm also trying to graduate so I don't know when I'm going to be done with it!

Thanks for reading!