Me: Okey Dokey new story
Sapphire-chan: Someone plz stop her
Me: Whatʼs that suppose to mean...your mean Sapphire-chan: Iʼve been told
Me: Anyway... Disclaimer: I donʼt own Fairy Tail Sapphire-chan: Really? Ya donʼt say~
Me: Your sarcasm is invalid!

Karma's a What?

Do you know those moments where you do something good or bad and you either are rewarded or punished? Yeah? Well, that's karma. That's what Lucy does all day everyday, inflict pain or gift happiness to humans. People assume that karma is a thing or just one single person, but no, it is a corporation of inhuman beings around the word making the process happen.

Lucy wasn't happy with her job, the only perk of it was rewarding the humans that deserved happiness, but even that only came around once in a while, because if someone did something generous they would either have an anterior motive or they expect something in return.
Today she had the pleasure of having Natsu Dragneel on her 'Karma List'. She read over the report that shows that this 'Natsu' person was convicted of:
- ,she read the rest of the report to find out what.
Report:
Natsu Dragneel-
Mr. Dragneel is guilty of the following:
1) Driving under the influence
2) Sneaking out
3) Kissing someone else's girlfriend
4) Streaking
5) Engaging in fights

It wasn't Lucy's job to reprimand teenagers, it was their parents, teachers or maybe even the police's, she was tired of punishing those who should have been dealt with by others. Her opinion didn't matter though a job was a job and if not done then your higher up would be more than upset.

At Fairy Tail:

Fairy Tail, a public high school, and is as normal as any other, well at least that's what they tell you at opening ceremony when your a first year. In reality Fairy Tail was where they sent most students that didn't seem to fit quite right into normal schools.

In Class:

Laxus treads back and forth in front of the doorway waiting for Natsu to walk in. "Laxus please sit down" Mira requested in a calm tone.

"No, when that pink headed bastard walks in I'm gonna punch him square in his face" the angry blonde grits his teeth together.

"It not a big deal, it was an accident" Mira says. "Accident my ass" he grumbles.
With Natsu:
"Yo, flamebrain!" a raven haired male yells.

"Oi stripper, what's up?" the pink headed boy asks.
"Laxus is looking for you, I heard you kissed Mira~" he teases.
"That wasn't my fault! I was pushed into her!" Natsu protests.
Gray snickered, "Yeah yeah, whatever. You better stop skipping classes

before you fail something."
"I don't plan on coming back until he cools down."
"Why not just fight him and get it over with?"
"If I get in another fight Erza threatened to take it to the principle so he

could give me suspension" Natsu sweat drops.
Gray burst into fits of laughter, "You were threatened by the 'she beast'?" "Shhh, she can probably hear you"
Gray flinches, "Shouldn't you be worried that she might find out your

skipping class too?"
Natsu breathing hitches, "Damn"
He continues,"Or maybe you should be worried about the fact that you

kissed your girlfriend's sister"
Natsu clenches his fist, "Don't you have to get to class? I'll be on the roof,"

he began to walk away, "see you at lunch" he throws his right hand in the air as he continues to walk off.

Lucy's P.O.V:

I walk the hallways searching for the 'Natsu Dragneel' character, but it's not much of a 'search' since the halls are empty. I assume class has already started.

I sigh, "I miss school" (A/N: I wouldn't say that... at least I don't think so)

~20 minutes later~

I have been fazing in and out of classrooms for at least twenty minutes, and nothing. No Natsu! Usually it would be as easy as one, two, three, to find someone, but why is this one so hard? How am I even suppose to know what the guy looks like? And maybe it's not even a guy maybe it's a girl. I ponder for a second, "No... The report said 'Mr. Dragneel' it has to be a guy" I say out loud. I sigh again as I faze through another classroom door.

Normal P.O.V:

"Cana Alberona?"
"Here"
"Elfman Strauss?"
"As a man I must be here for class!" "Juvia Lockser?"

"Juvia is here too"

"Gray Fullbuster?"
"Here"
"Gray..."
"I said I'm here"
"No Gray, I mean your clothes" Ms. Carla says. "Juvia thinks she's in heaven"

"These people are weird" Lucy mumbles.

"Natsu Dragneel?" Lucy's ears perk up, "Natsu? Absent again?" she marked the paper on her desk with a red pen.

Lucy's P.O.V:

He isn't in class either ...great. I pass through the wall to exit the room, "Why can't I find him?" I whine, "I wish I was like a cop then I could just put out a warrant, and then anyone who sees this guy could just contact me" I smile, "I should bring that up to the Karma Council"

Natsu's P.O.V:

I finally finish picking the lock to the rooftop, and I kick it open. I breath in the semi-cold air, and lean against the door way with one of my hands supporting me. I forgot one thing though, the door. The door closed right on my fingers, I squeeze my fingers together with my other hand as I bit my lip to hold in the curse words.I take a deep breath, "Damn karma's a bitch"

Lucy's P.O.V:

I mope around the hallways, continuously sighing, "I need to think for a while" I proceed down the hallway until I come across steps. "A roof?" I hurry up the steps, and quickly head for the door, but I hear a voice.

"Damn karma's a bitch"
I throw open the door, "What did you just say?!"

Me: I kinda wondering if I should continue this...Hmmm Sapphire-chan: No
Me: Yes
Me & Sapphire-chan: Maybe

Sapphire-chan: Sorry if I have any mistakes... oh and question of the chapter... If you were a mage what would you want your magic to be?
Me: Wahhhh~ such a hard question
Sapphire-chan: R&R plz.. no flames