(Author's Notes: So, this is my first Fanfic. I have had this idea for a while now. Now, I'm doing it. Let us see how it turns out.)

Going for a Mountain Vacation

Chapter 1: We're Going on Vacation

Chaos. Chaos in the Brawl Mansion. Ike and Link are in the middle of a battle. The rest of the smashers watch from a large television in the main room.

"You go Ike!" exclaims Marth from the most comfortable couch.

"UH, you obviously need to open your eyes. Link will totally spank Ike." Fox is pretty sure of his opinion.

"OH, so now you are the expert in battles, huh?" Marth snaps at his fellow smasher.

Peach walks up and says, "Boys, no need to fight. Both of your opinions are possible." Of course, just Peach's luck, Ike swings his sword down, hitting Link's head. Link flies off the course. "Game!"

"Marth's opinion is correct, but Link was likely to win as well." Innocently, Peach turns around, so she doesn't have to see the tongues of Fox and Marth; Marth's in gloating, and Fox's as a rebuttal.

As always, Zelda attempts to cheer up her friend by saying, "Peach, boys fight. There is nothing we can do about it. Look at Kirby and Dedede, or Bowser and Mario."

"Uh-huh. Both times you said villain fight hero. What about hero against hero? Heroes are not supposed to fight each other." Peach explains to her second best friend; only behind Princess Daisy. Just then, the intercom comes on.

"Everyone please assemble in the conference room. Thank you. That includes your pikmin, Olimar." Mario's voice is heard throughout the mansion on the intercom.

In the Conference room.

Mario stands on the stage. Smashers fill the room. Peach sits down in a chair beside Zelda. Zelda looks at her finger nails.

"Do you think I should paint my nails green for Link?" Zelda asks Peach.

"That would look like you barfed on them. Purple is your color." Peach responds politely. Zelda looks at her nails again. She realizes Peach is correct. Just then, a deep voice yells, "Get back here you puny pink thing!"

Kirby runs in with a piece of strawberry cake. King Dedede hits the door open with his hammer. Peach and Zelda scream. Kirby hides under Peach's chair. Dedede runs up and says, "I'll squash him, even if it means quashing the princesses too!"

Before King Dedede smashes Kirby, Peach, and Zelda, a voice yells, "Halt!" Dedede's attention turns to the voice. Fox stands at the door.

"There is no sense in this Dedede." Fox calmly states.

"That's King Dedede to you fluffy!" Dedede shouts.

Fox responds by saying, "Furry, more like it. Walk away from the princesses."

King Dedede walks, or waddles considering how fat he is, over to Fox. "Why I outa smash you into the dirt. You can't order me around!" Dedede readies his hammer.

"Dedede, everyone is of equal power here. You have no more authority over Fox or Kirby than I do." Peach states with her usual innocent and cheerful tone.

"Poyo!" Kirby had to chime in.

"Are you suggesting that I don't have total control over all you wimps?" King Dedede asks the princess in pink.

"Absurd." The new voice entering the conversation belongs to none other than Lucario. "The princess is applying that you have no control over who does not belong in your kingdom." The Pokémon walks up and stands beside Zelda. Zelda says, "Lucario couldn't be any more correct."

"I at least want my cake back. Kirby has no right to take it from me!" Dedede states in his usual loud voice.

Fox says, "Dedede, yelling will not return your cake. Kirby, may I please have the cake?" Kirby responds by gently walking up to Fox and handing him the cake. "Poyo." Kirby smiles and is as happy as ever.

"Next time, try that." Fox hands the cake to Dedede, with that lovely piece of advice. Dedede snatches the cake and walks away, rather irritated.

Meanwhile, Nana, Popo, and Toon Link have their own conversation. "OH boy! I can't wait to see what Mario has to say." Nana states cheerfully.

"Ugh. If it is another lecture about how to behave in the cafeteria, I'm going to bail." Toon Link comments.

Popo asks, "How is it possible that you are so cheerful about this?" Nana's response, "Peach's personality has grown on me."

"Okay! Everyone please-a sit." Mario says into the microphone. Mario's request is fulfilled by everyone, except for R.O.B, who can't sit in a chair. Dedede sits in a chair by Bowser, but when he his backside hits the chair, the chair collapses. Many giggles and laughs fill the room.

"Who are you laughing at!?" Dedede yells infuriated. Peach covers her mouth, trying not to giggle. Toon Link falls out of his seat laughing. Nana leans against her fellow Ice Climber holding her stomach in laughter. Popo covers his mouth giggling as his face turns red.

"Ok, that was-a pretty funny." Mario stops giggling. "Now I-a will tell you what-a the announcement is. I have-a talked with-a Master Hand, and-a he says we can all-a go on-a vacation!"

Conversations stir throughout the crowd of smashers.

"He can't be serious!"

"Tell me it isn't so! Cool!"

Mario continues, "I know. It's-a exciting. We can-a have one last-a fun trip before the new-a game comes out. We have-a five cabins up in the mountains rented. I have-a split us all into-a five groups of-a seven and placed groups-a into cabins. Cars are-a also rented. I have-a placed lists on-a each windowsill. Tomorrow at-a eleven, be-a ready to-a go."

"Mario, can-a I go see who I'm-a with?" Luigi asks his slightly older twin brother.

"Why-a certainly Luigi!" Mario exclaims with joy.

Outside

Sure enough, outside, five black vans sit in a row. Each of them has a piece of paper on the windshield, the Smash Bros. logo on the side, and seven seats inside. Peach and Zelda look at all the cars.

"That must have been a lot of money." Peach puts her hand over her mouth in wonder.

"All right! Let's go check it out!" Toon Link exclaims to his friends. The Ice Climbers follow Toon Link over to the first black car. Toon Link jumps onto the hood of the car and grabs the paper.

The paper says, "Cabin #1- 'Just Play'. Characters: Mario, Diddy Kong, Ganondorf, R.O.B, Fox, Pokémon Trainer, & Lucas." Toon Link tosses the paper. Nana catches it, stands on Popo's shoulders, and puts the paper back on the windshield. Toon Link continues his search for his ride there.

The next car's paper says, "Cabin #2- Short & Sweet. Characters: Luigi, Yoshi, Toon Link, Kirby, Falco, Lucario, & Ness."

"I'm going! Yahoo!" Toon Link yells in joy. "I want to find out where you two are." Nana and Popo look at each other.

Toon Link grabs the paper on the third car. Toon Link reads out loud, "Cabin #3- For Revenge. Characters: Peach, Wario, Samus, Meta Knight, Wolf, Jigglypuff, & Mr. Game & Watch."

"Whoa. Whoa. Whoa!" Samus walks up and grabs the paper from Toon Link. She takes a long look at it.

"Good luck. You have Wario." Toon Link states. Samus scowls and yells, "Who arranged this?!" All fingers point towards Mario, who stands by Peach, talking to her. Samus puts the paper back on the windshield and says, "I'll be right back." She storms off.

Toon Link takes a look at the next two papers. The forth car's paper says, "Cabin #4- Given Width. Characters: Bowser, Link, Pit, King Dedede, Captain Falcon, Marth, & Snake." The fifth car's paper says, "Cabin #5- Lady Power. Characters: Donkey Kong, Zelda/Sheik, Ice Climbers, Olimar, Pikachu, Ike, & Sonic."

"Lady Power? What kind of cabin is that?" Toon Link asks in confusion.

"YA. Zelda and I are the only ladies in that cabin." Nana states.

"You missed Olimar." Popo's statement makes the three laugh. Once Toon Link stops laughing, he says, "OH, good one Popo."

"Let's be glad Olimar isn't a lady. He would have some serious issues if he was a girl, like the fact that he has wife instead of a husband."

"He has a wife? I thought he was my age!" Popo states in confusion.

Author's notes: YA. So, I hope I got you hooked. I really had fun writing this. Another thing; I have nothing against King Dedede or Olimar. I was just being funny. Also, Olimar really does have a wife. You will need to know much more than that about Olimar to understand some things. None of these characters belong to me. Duh.