Welcome, to Soul Eater truth or dare! With Maka, Soul, Kid, black star, tsuabki, patty&liz, Crona, and the wonderful joker. alright, let's get started!
Joker: hello. See, I'm warming up to this welcoming thing. Alright, straight to the dares. I'll let that little boy with the stripes on his head do them.
Kid: ...
Liz: ignore it.
Patty: oh no
Liz: it's okay Kid.
Kid:... The dares. The dares: 'I dare maka an soul to make-out in front of spirit -Anime Freak426
Make blackstar lick souls toes.
Dares: 1) Kid or BlackStar has to make out with Maka for 2 minutes while Soul
watches. Soul then gets to beat up that person. Whichever person did not make
out with Maka has to announce to the world that they are chicken. 2) Maka:
seduce Soul. 3) BlackStar: admit you will never surpass the gods. 4) Kid:
admit you are asymmetrical without freaking out. If you do freak out, you are
stuck in an asymmetrical room for a week. 5) Maka: chop Excalibur and Spirit.
6) Everyone: dance to "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Have a Nice Dream!"
Truths: 1) Everyone: what is your favorite color? —MEIA'
Kid: -quietly rolls into emo corner-
Maka: do I really have to call papa?
Soul: out of all that, that's what you heard?
Maka: yes. I can't call him and tell him to come!
Soul: I just texted him.
Maka: are you really comfortable with this?!
Soul: yeah.
Joker: in the meantime, let us continue.
Blackstar: that's gross!
Soul: agreed.
Joker: a dare is a dare as your young sleeping friend would say.
Blackstar: she's not sleeping, she's passed out! Now I'm going to get this over with! -leans over and does dare-
Blackstar: I'm going to boil my tongue now.
Maka: I don't like this next dare! Why do all of your readers want me to kiss people?!
Soul: who wouldn't want to?
Maka: no time for that. Okay who wants to kiss me.
Blackstar: I'll be Maka-chopped!
Kid: I would rather not.
Soul: well one of you has to
Blackstar: well she has to swear not to Maka-Chop me!
Maka: yeah yeah I promise.
Blackstar: okay... -starts to kiss Maka-
Joker: oh my, the little silver haired boy has turned bright red with anger. How humorous.
Soul: ...
Joker: oh do unclench your fists little boy, you look terribly angry and threatening that way.
-2 minutes passed-
Soul: -tears Blackstar off of Maka- No more.
Blackstar: that was nice.
Soul: -beats him senseless-
Kid: I am a chicken!
Maka: well Papa still isn't here so we should keep going.
Liz: why do you say that, because of the next dare?
Maka: -blush- no...
Soul: yeah let's do the next dare.
Maka: okay. *crawls over to where soul's sitting* hehehe. -crawls farther up so she's hovering over him-
Soul: mh.
Maka: *goes even further up and breaths souls name* -lowers down she's barely touching him-
Spirit: Maka!
Soul: -kisses Maka-
Spirit: MAKA?!
Patty: Ehehehehe Dramaaaa
Joker: quite. Two birds with one stone could be said for such a situation.
Spirit: MAKA COME GIVE PAPA A HUG
Maka: no. Now you can go. Blackstar it's your turn.
Spirit: DON'T MAKE ME LEAVE! -sobs uncontrollably-
Maka: Out!
-spirit leaves-
Blackstar: you expect me to lie?!
Tsuabki: -awake now- just say it Blackstar.
Blackstar: okay... There is a little bit of a possibility... That I won't surpass the gods..
Patty: I knew it!
Liz: we all knew it. Kid, your turn.
Kid: ...I... Am... Asymmetric...
Maka: Kid, your turning red!
Patty: Kid is a tomato!
Crona: Kid, are you alright?
Soul: is he breathing?
Crona: I think so...
-kid passes out-
Crona: oh...I'm sorry... I was wrong...
Joker: I'm quite sure that the little striped child is un conscience. Well, at least he did not loose control. He fulfilled his dare.
Maka: true, he didn't freak out at all. He just passed out. Well now I have to chop Excalibur and Papa, that will be easy. Papa! I know you're outside the door, come in!
-spirit comes back in-
Spirit: have you come to your senses to love your papa?!
Maka: MAKA-CHOP! Now leave.
Spirit: Ow! I'll leave for now...! -leaves-
Blackstar: Excalibur!
Excalibur: fool! Did you all know my legend begins in th-
Maka: MAKA-CHOP! That was fun. Now time to dance.
Liz: Kid, get up. We're playin your song.
Kid: MY SONG!
Maka: *Plays song*
-everyone starts to dance-
*after the song*
Kid: I feel better now. Truth time! Everyone's favorite colors, mind would be... Dark blue.
Joker: what an odd color, is there a particular reason, small paranoid child?
Kid: it's the color of Crona's eyes when he's happy.
Joker:... No further press.
Maka: mine is purple!
Soul: I think mines green.
Tsuabki: I like yellow.
Liz: Red for me.
Patty: I like the color rainbow!
Joker: that's a wonderful color little girl!
Crona: I don't know what my favorite color is...
Joker: what color do you prefer to see over most?
Crona: gray?
Joker: a less depressing color my dear?
Crona: ...orange is nice...
Sugar: Greetings my loves! I'm back!
Tsuabki: welcome back .
Sugar: Thank you dear!
Joker: well you are late. We are closing.
Sugar: such a bore you are Joker. Goodbye my dears, one more chapter left! *WHACK*
Joker: that was unnecessary, and now my hat has fallen.
Id love to stay and chat but Joker gets violent when I knock Jokers hat off o.O gotta go!