Hi everyone! So this is my first story on the Fairy Tail Fandom, so don't be afraid to tell me anything because I want some criticism of some sort. Besides, that is what makes you a good writer! Sorry for any OOCness!

PS Sometime Post Tenrou

Is GaLe a cannon couple? Has Jellal stopped being emo and finally accepted Erza's feelings? Has Gray understood his undying love for Juvia? No? Well then, I don't own Fairy Tail.

Protective?

The Dragon Slayers were a little protective when it came to their mates.

Last week, Natsu just happened to destroy the house of that one clingy guy who tried to hit on Lucy a few days prior.

And maybe Gajeel accidentally, yet secretly scared off that weirdo nerd who tried to talk to Levy in the bookstore.

Who knows, maybe the thunderstorm last week was created by Laxus, to scare that flirty mage who hung around the bar the day before.

Shockingly, the little Wendy Marvel, she swears it was an accident and everyone believes her (and her puppy eyes), blew that girl who "visited" Romeo out the door and across town.

Okay, so maybe they were extremely protective. Even through all their efforts, the dragon slayers' mates had no idea they were future mates. The next step toward a happy life for the funny dragonslayer family was to tell them.

#cutedragonslayers

"What was that flamebrain? I can't just go up to the little shrimp and say, 'hey shrimp yer my mate and I have to mark you as my property,' she would freak out."

A different voice broke out in the dark candle lit room of the meetings of the Secret Society of Dragon Slayers.

"Well guess what metalhead! Lucy doesn't know about the Dragon Rituals either, so there!"

A smaller much more feminine voice cried out.

"Natsu-san...that doesn't really explain much...but at least you guys know if your mates like you or not!"

The first two voices spoke in unision. "What?"

The little girl, Wendy spoke slowly, "Lucy and Levy like you guys..."

Silence.

A deeper voice broke the silence.

"Yeah, okay. At least my mate is now mine because I had the friggin' guts to actually tell her unlike you two lamebrains."

Even more silence...until the two younger male Dragon slayers started protesting. Loudly.

"HAH! LIKE YOU COULD BEAT ME IN SOMETHING-"

"HE ALREADY BEAT YOU IN A HELL LOT OF FIGHTS!"

"WELL AT LEAST I CAN BEAT YOU!"

"QUIT THE CRAP DUMBASS! IF YOU ARE THIS CONFIDENT THEN, GOD DAMNIT GO MARK YOUR MATE!"

sniff...Wendy sniffled... "Maybe its my lack of chest that he doesn't like."

Natsu snickered, "Don't worry Wendy, some guys have a thing for flat chests. Just look at Metalhead."

Gajeel frowned, "What's that supposed to mean flamebrain? Your bunny girl is nothing compared to my shrimp."

"WHY YOU-"

BAM!

Laxus stood, with his arm outstretched with his hand curled into a fist and calmly said, "Meeting adjourned." He strode out of the 'room'.

Wendy and Gajeel were fruitlessly attempting to pull Natsu out of the hole in the wall.

#secretsocieties

As the slayers sauntered off to their accustomed places, there was a distinct lack of the mates that was brought to their attention.

"Hey Mira! Where is Lucy?""Yo Barmaid! Where the hell is Levy?""Um...Mira-san, where is Ro-Romeo-kun?

Mira smiled, "They are off on some bonding job that Laxus and I sent them on!"

All the gulp...she knows. And they all know who leaked the gossip.

#killlaxus

On the road, the three unsusual teamed mages were talking.

"Lucy-nee...please can we not talk about this?" Romeo pleads.

Lucy smiles and turns to Levy, "But this is fun! Right Levy?"

Levy sighs, "to us, yes but maybe not to Romeo-kun, Lu-chan."

Surprise, surprise, the mates were talking about the Dragons.

Lucy frowns. "Well then, let's talk about that big ol' fuzzy iron teddy bear of yours Levy."

She stutters, "Uh...Lu-Lu-chan!"

"Oh! So you are dating him Levy-san," Romeo exclaims happily with his newfound information.

"No! I'm not!" in a smaller voice she says,"because he doesn't like me back."

Lucy and Romeo stare. "What do you mean he doesn't like you back? He stares at you constantly!"

Levy shakes her head repeatedly. "You don't know. He's never shown any signs at all and I refuse to give myself false hope."

She pauses for a second and smiles, "What about you Lu-chan?! What about you and NATSU!"

Romeo is shocked, "Na-Natsu-nii?"

Levy continues to smile scarily, "Yes, Natsu. How about him Lu-chan?"

Lucy groans and says, "He is way to dense to even understand the meaning of like, much less love. And besides, I'm pretty sure he likes Lisanna."

Romeo recovers and frowns, "But I know Natsu-nii and Lisanna is nakama."

Lucy facepalms and says, "Yeah, but that's the way he is, everyone in the guild is nakama. Nothing is going to change that fact."

#matiesbonding

The unusual trio return to Fairy Tail safe and sound while the three Slayers are going nuts.

"Whoa! What's going on here?!" Lucy cries while taking cover with Levy and Romeo behind a table that happens to be residence of Laki, Max and his broom.

"I don't know!" Laki cries.

Max peeks above the table and quickly ducks back down to avoid the guild action figure limbs and beer bottles. "All I know is that the guild's four dragon slayers all came out of that one really large closet hidden in the back. They seemed fine except that Natsu had a bandage around his head that wasn't there this morning."

Gray ran past looking for his boxers.

That ended all conversation.

#yourclothesgray

I hope some of you might have caught the Laki/Max/Broom triangle implied near the end, but maybe not. Do you remember the removable clothes actions figure Max sold? I did and it was specifically Lucy and Levy dolls (I don't know if there were Romeo figurines). Okay! Next chapter coming right up, somehow I'll tie this together!