Chapter 11: Welcome to Joker Season

She was floating...

That was so cool! Alice was in the Dream Realm playing with the loss of gravity. She was running around like a child and playing with the ability to fly, "I'm superman bitches! Take that!" she screamed cheerfully. This was so awesome!

"... When I found out you had amnesia, I didn't think it was this bad..." a figure came toward her.

Alice's eyes widened seeing a pale man with silver hair wearing an eye patch was right next to her, "you are..." she muttered in a serious tone and gulped. Nightmare loved that she was giving him such a reaction. He really was great wasn't he? "A PIRATE!"

"That's righ-... what? Did I hear you r-"

Immediately Alice tackled him and put him in a headlock, "give me all your gold pirate guy!"

"... This is going to be one interesting game..." he dead-panned. Wonderland was a mad place... but he could already tell that this Alice was going to make it even madder... "Let me go!"

The outsider tightened her grip, "give me your gold!" she yelled again with dollar signs to replace her eyes. Nightmare sighed and vanished to reappear in front of her and out of the headlock. Alice stared in amazement, "how did you do that?! That was so awesome!" she praised.

Being the big headed man Nightmare was, he grinned widely by the complement and folded his arms to look more superior than Alice, "of course that was, it is the great Nightmare you are talking about."

"Well nice to meet you, I'm Alice" she introduced, "do you know where we are by the way? Last thing I remember was chasing the perverted rabbit with Bob and trying to cut off his ears."

The silver-haired man twitched his eye... she was certainly unique, "we are in the Dream Realm. In other words my domain and your dreaming right now," he answered bluntly.

"We're in my dream? Does that mean you're not real? Can I imagine a giant purple tiger?!" she asked with full spirit.

"... Why a-"

"Because I want to," Alice closed her eyes harshly and imagined the purple tiger.

Nightmare chuckled and floated upside down above Alice. He grinned, "welcome to Joker season~"

Alice slowly opened her eyelids to be welcomed with the rays of the golden sun. How comfortable it was to be able to sleep in a king sized bed in a castle~. As she was about to get up, Alice realized that there was a large lump under the covers...

"Don't fucking tell me..." she quickly got a strong grip of the covers and tossed them out to reveal a small white rabbit falling to the ground, "WHAT THE FUCK!?" Alice screamed getting Bob and staring at the albino with a murderous glare.

"My please be gentle with my head, you can be very ruff when you're in bed," the rabbit rhymed. He grinned and tilted his head cutely to try and seduce her with his adorableness, "are you in distress? Why did you make the bed a mess?"

Veins popped out of the outsider, "YOU MOTHERFUCKING RABBIT! HOW DARE YOU SLEEP WITH ME **** *** ****** ***!" Peter could have sworn he heard thunder outside despite having a lovely weather and words he had never heard before.

"Alice~" a sweet voice rang from behind. The queen appeared when Alice was strangling the red-eyed animal. Peter was blue about the time she got there. As much as the queen who have loved to see the annoying prime minister die, she saved him only because he was in his rabbit form. She couldn't help but save the cute creature, "release him Alice, we have to tell you something important."

"Vivaldi!" the turquoise-eyed girl squealed. She threw Peter like a ragged doll and gave the queen a tight hug. She then turned her happily atmosphere around her into a depressing one, "V-Vivaldi..." a tear dropped from her eye which was actually fake, "the white fur-ball went into my bed! My precious innocence is gone!" she pretended to cry.

Alice heard a large snap near Vivaldi. The Queen of Hearts twitched her eye and death surrounded her. She pointed her staff at the prime minister, "OFF WITH HIS HEAD! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" she didn't care about his cute form anymore. Whoever did that to her sweet Alice was about to die!

"Shit, not the old hag," with that, Peter still in his cute form ran away, "I will be back my love~"

...

...

She wanted to throw up

What the hell was wrong with that rabbit?!

She made a check list in her head and the first thing on it was to throw the darn rabbit off a cliff. Second was to find a good Chinese restaurant. She was starving. Alice turned her attention to the ruler of this part of the land, "so what is it that you have to tell me?" asking cutely.

The purplette gave the outsider a friendly smile, "since you lost all your memory, we should inform you we are in April season."

April season?

Like April Fools?

Did that mean she could do all the bullshit pranks she could?!

Alice's mind thought of all the devious things she could do to everyone, "hehehehehehe," her evil laugh slipped out and several faceless maids saw her and ran as if their lives depended on it, which they most likely did.

Vivaldi stared at her blankly and sighed, "oh dear Alice"

~~~xXx~~~

After five time-periods, yes, FIVE! The outsider finally understood what April season was. She at first was caught in a trance of her own fiendish ideas for three time-periods, one to snap her out of it, and the last to explain it. During that time, she somehow managed to get a flamethrower and use it against the faceless workers.

"What happened in here?" Alice asked not remembering how there were maids running around in circles while on fire. Luckily none of them died because they were near the fountain.

Vivaldi looked at her with an impressed glare, "how would you like to be our torture man?" she asked drinking a sip of her tea. It was very amusing to see the new personality of Alice in action. I entertained her and the lovely spring weather smoothed her as well.

Today was just so wonderful~

"As much as I could love to Vivaldi, I want to explore the other seasons," the outsider said with a glimpsing smile.

The queen smiled back but quickly stopped after hearing a rustle in the bushes. She narrowed her eyes to the bush and threw her staff at it to reveal a man jumping out before it could hit him.

It was the Knave of Hearts, "that was uncalled for your majesty~" he grinned idiotically. The picture of the **** was still there along with teeth stuck on him and more bite marks.

The queen was disgusted by his appearance, "what happened to you knave?" she asked not putting to much interest in the subject.

Alice beamed and pointed at the red coated man, "you're that psycho man who Fang hates!" she smiled and started to poke him. "How are you still alive? Wait?! Are you a zombie?!" She checked his arm to see if it was decaying.

Blinking, the knave smirked, "yes I am a zombie~" he wanted to tease her, "and I'm here for your brain!" he grabbed her wrist and hugged her tightly nearly putting his teeth near her neck.

"What about Vivaldi?!"

"I'm not intrested in her. She doesn't have a brain~"

"OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"

Ace changed the position he held Alice and put her into bridal-style, "looks like it's a knights job to protect the beautiful princess from the vicious dragon! Haha!"

"Let go you psycho!"

"Us?! A dragon?!"

"Vivaldi!"

"Alice!"

The soldiers stunned in disbelief, the scene seemed like something out of a cliche fairy-tale story.

"The queen is straight right?"

"... I heard during the ball she said she didn't care of what gender she preferred..."

One of the soldiers rolled his eyes, "lesbians are so dramatic"

"No! My precious Alice has been kidnapped! Guards!"

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