Yay! I updated before Thursday! * throws confetti * I hope you guys enjoy this chapter. I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this. I really don't, but I hope it isn't bad! I start hell (aka school) on Friday. None of my friends like anime * sobs * They think it's gay! I mean yuri and yaoi, but wahhhhh!

Warnings: Unladylike Neji, swearing, bad grammar, and misspellings

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or its characters.

"Oh so you're Naruto?" Neji smirked. Of course it was him, it was painfully obvious now. The whiskered cheeks and blue eyes.

Naruto whipped the fan opened. He placed it in front of his mouth. The blonde looked at the Academy kid with a side glare, "Why of course I am. Oh wait! You're Hinata-chan's cousin! Right?" Naruto tilted his head and batted his eyes shyly at the Hyuuga.

A strange heat crawled on to Neji's face. Oh god, he thought, oh god I'm blushing! That delinquent! "Che." He turned to face his fellow crossdresser. "You know what, Naruto, it's time I get my REVENGE!" The curtains went up, but Neji didn't seem to notice. His eye was twitching, and he launched himself at the blonde.

Turning to the crowd, Naruto curtsied and batted his eyes. He didn't know what Neji was doing, but hopefully he would see the curtain were up. Naruto paraded around the stage, gracefully avoiding Neji.

"You! I'M GOING TO GET YOU!" Neji ran full force at Naruto. But thankfully, Naruto step out of the way at the last minute in his heels.

"That is so unladylike!" The fox boy gasped. "Oh my!" He fanned his face for a bit while scanning the crowd. Naruto thought it would be fun to blow a kiss at the crowd. He did so, and spotted Sasuke winking at him. Of course, he smiled. Naruto was having way too much fun, although the heels could go. How do girls walk in-

Neji once again tried to tackle the whiskered boy. Definitely not a pretty lady, Naruto mused in his head.

"Oh! This lady! So barbaric! So primitive!" Naruto closed his face, revealing his face completely once again. He took the fan into his other hand. Placing a hand on his head, with the palm facing outward, he sighed. "Whatever shall I do? This poor lady! I feel so bad that she has no manners!"

"Manners? MANNERS?" The Hyuuga stopped in his tracks. "I have MANNERS unlike you! You're nothing but a-a-a fucking-"

"The language! What provocative words she spoke. Someone must get helped!" Naruto smirked at Neji.

That was it for Neji. The blonde boy would regret that. "YOU! I'M COMING FOR YOU!"

Naruto tried to run in his heels, but it was hopeless. Glancing towards his team, he thought of an idea. "Someone help me! Save me from this primitive beast!"

Sasuke started to get up out of his seat, only to be held back by both Gaara and Sai. He growled at their action. The Uchiha was going to be Naruto's prince in shining armor!

"NARU-CHAN!" Kiba jumped over the seats, running towards the stage with his puppy following. Naruto started to walk towards Kiba, happy that he came to help him escape whatever this guy wanted to do with Naruto. Arkumaru jumped up on Neji pulling his hair. This stopped the boy for a bit as Kiba and Naruto met.

Kiba looked into Naruto's eyes, but Naruto looked away. "Naru-chan? Are you okay?" He placed his hand under the blonde's chin, pulling him back to meet his gaze.

Pretending to wipe a tear from his face, Naruto looked back up to meet his fellow prankster's gaze. Meanwhile, Neji stood in his spot, dumbfounded and confused. He wanted to know what the hell was going on. But then, he remembered! It was almost the same act they pulled downtown with the paintballs. Recalling the incident, Neji decided not to move, fearing that he would be covered in paint once again.

"Kiba! I-I'm okay. Thank you for saving me." He smiled a bit.

Sasuke wanted to murder that dog boy. He was touching his Naruto again. That bastard, Sasuke thought. He noted that after this whole thing was over, he would kiss everywhere that guy touched his blonde. Still, Sasuke looked on to this horribly cliché love scene.

"Any time, Naru-chan." Kiba embraced Naruto, and Naruto hugged Kiba back. Suddenly the brunette lifted Naruto up, carrying him bridal style off the stage. Applause. Besides the Academy team, the judges, the Dead Lasts, and other viewers applauded. Some were even wiping tears away. Kiba's puppy followed and so did the rest of their team.

All the Academy kids, minus Gaara who thought this whole thing was beyond stupid yet funny, turned around.

"What the-" Sakura started.

"Fuck?" Ino finished for her. Sai took note that people loved these types of things. The raven was socially stupid, and took every chance he could to take notes of things people loved.

Neji sat down on stage gaping. Sasuke was sending off a murderous aura and his eyes glinted red. Sasori turned around turned around to check if there was a long haired blonde. Which, there was. The enteral beauty enthustist was still upset over what happened at the art store over a week ago. No, it wasn't about the exploding clay. No way. It was about the blonde's stupid view of art.

"NARUTO THE UKE WON US A POINT!" Deidara laughed. The rest of the group cheered as Naruto walked out, back in his orange sweater uniform. Naruto flipped them off. "Naru-chan, that's mean!" The other blonde pouted, trying his best to look like a puppy whose heart was broken.

"I AM NOT THE UKE!" He glared at Dei-chan, who jumped into his arms.

"Naruto," Choji munched on some chips, "you are the uke."

"I have to agree, Naruto." Shika concurred.

Kiba laughed, "Naruto, we can't deny the facts!"

"You are girly looking boy, who is super cute and-"

"Totally submissive." Pein finished for Konan.

Blink. Blink. "EHHHHHH?" A screech echoed through out the school. Deidara giggled into Naru-chan's chest.

I hope you enjoyed that! I have a con coming up soon, like less than 12 days soon. Guess who isn't done with her cosplays? Me. Did anyone see Heroes of Cosplay? That show makes us look like total assholes. I mean yeah, there's drama cause it's a reality show but still! Reviews are welcomed!