"Thor. Thor, this is a kitchen knife," Loki protested.

Glancing over with his eyebrows half-raised, Thor noted the small blade in his brother's hand and continued walking.

"Thor, this is actually one of the knives we used to use at dinner. There – there's still boar on this. By the Norns, what did you do? Raid the dining hall after breakfast?" his brother continued, "Damn it, Thor, where are my daggers? You can't really expect me to use this. Thor? Thor!"

Jane cast a confused glance at the thunder god, but he just grinned and helped her into the ship.

AN: Inspired by Loki's dagger in Thor 2. I realize it's not actually a kitchen knife, but it really, really looked like one some of the time.