Harry Stidolph and the Call of the Moon
Blooper Reel
Director: And...action!
The clapboard does it's thing before the top part accidentally breaks off.
Clapboard Guy: Ah...oops.
Director: Scene 3, take 1, and...action!
Richmond: And what exactly are we goinwugnog...blah, I'm so sorry, my tongue is not working today.
Penny: Hahaha!
Director: Cut!
Director: Scene 3, take 2, and...action!
Richmond: And what exactly are we going to do about his scar? There's powerful Dark magic behind that scar, and it sure as Hell won't be easy to get rid of.
Penny: Perhaps there's some kind of Dark potion...? Oh, wait, sorry, Light potion. I'm so sorry!
Director: You're fine.
Richmond: Hahaha, don't think a Dark potion would work very well.
Director: Cut!
Director: Scene 3, take 3, and...action!
Richmond: And what exactly are we going to do about his scar? There's powerful Dark magic behind that scar, and it sure as Hell won't be easy to get rid of.
Penny: Perhaps there's some kind of potion that will add Light magic to the area? Balance it out, maybe?
Richmond: If there is...then a line would be appropriate for that. I'm sorry.
Director: Hahaha, cut!
Director: Scene 4, take 1, and...action!
Dumbledore goes to check on his wards but accidentally trips on something and falls to the floor.
Dumbledore: ...the least I could have done was fallen with grace.
Director: Hahaha, cut!
Goblin Clerk: And what sort of business can we do for you today, Mr. and Mrs. Stidolph?
Penny: We wish to draw some money for our son Hartmann...
Penny looks around for a bit.
Penny: If we can find him...there you are!
She finds Harry behind Richmond instead of herself.
Harry: Sorry, my bad.
Director: Cut!
Harry, Phoebus, and Adam are wheedling through the crowd to get to Hagrid but Phoebus accidentally trips on something off-screen and falls.
Harry: You alright, mate?
Phoebus: Despite the fact that I tripped on absolutely nothing, I'm fine.
Harry, Adam: Hahaha!
Director: Cut!
Director: And...action!
Phoebus and Adam attempt to lift Harry, but Harry is clearly confused.
Director: What are you guys doing?
Phoebus: Aren't we supposed to lift him?
Harry: No, I'm supposed to climb up by myself!
Phoebus: Whoop, sorry.
Harry, Phoebus, Adam, Draco: Hahahahaha!
Director: Cut!
Mrs. Weasley: Hag?!
There's an awkward silence.
Mrs. Weasley: ...Who's that supposed to be? Is that me?
Director: You still have lines there, dear.
Mrs. Weasley: Sorry.
Crew bursts out laughing.
Director: Cut!
Director: Scene 17, take 1, and...action!
Snape: Today, you will be attempting to brew the Forgetfulness Potion...and I've clearly taken one this morning because I can't remember the rest of my line.
Crew bursts out laughing.
Snape: I'm so sorry.
Harry: Hey! Five galleons that Finnigan will explode in ten minutes.
Draco: You're on.
Marielle: Why don't you both leave him alone? He's just having a hard time, that's all.
Random Student: Bananas!
Everyone looks around confused before bursting out laughing.
Director: Cut!
Harry: Hey! Five galleons that Finnigan will explode in tent minutes.
Draco: You're – did you just say tent?
Harry: I think I did.
Laughter ensues.
Director: Cut!
Harry: Strait-laced!
Marielle: Vicious!
Harry: Prudish!
Marielle: CRUEL!
Harry: SELF-RIGHTEOUS!
Marielle: HORRIBLE!
Harry: ….what was I supposed to call her again?
Marielle: Hahahahaha!
Director: Cut!
Harry: Strait-laced!
Marielle: Vicious!
Harry: Prudish!
Marielle: CRUEL!
Harry: SELF-RIGHTEOUS!
Marielle: VICIOUS!
Harry: ….
Marielle: I said vicious twice, didn't I?
Harry: Yep. Hahahahaha!
Director: Cut!
Harry: Strait-laced!
Marielle: Vicious!
Harry: Prudish!
Marielle: CRUEL!
Harry: SELF-RIGHTEOUS!
Marielle: HORRIBLE!
Harry: PRIGGISH!
Director: (impersonating the explosion) BANG!
Everyone looks to the back where Seamus is. Suddenly, someone impersonates a fart. Everyone bursts out laughing.
Director: Whoever has digestive problems take it outside of the set, please. Cut! Hahaha!
Director: And...action!
Quirrell: TROLL! TROLL IN THE DUNGEONS! TROLL IN THE DUNGEONS!
Quirrell reaches the middle of the hall and faints. There is an awkward silence.
Quirrell: ...I still have lines, don't I?
Director: Yep.
Quirrell: I knew it!
Crew begins laughing.
Director: ACTION!
George: We wanted to apologize, mate -
Fred: No, no, no, that's my line.
George: Oh, is it?
Director: Yep.
George: Sorry, I must have been dropped on my head this morning.
Director: No worries. Let's try again.
Fred: We wanted to apologize, mate-
George: Professor McGonagall can be -
Fred and George: a little strict.
George: Wait, do we say that together?
Director: No, that's just George.
Fred: Now I'm messing up.
George: It's okay. We were made to mess things up.
Director: Cut!
Director: And...action!
Quirrell: Y-yes, M-m-mr. St-Smidolph.
Harry: That's not my name.
Quirrell: You're right, it's not.
Harry: Hahahaha!
Quirrell: My own stutter is confusing me!
Director: Cut!
Director: Action!
Madame Pomfrey walks in with Harry and Phoebus behind her. Suddenly, Harry trips on the floor and falls on his butt. Phoebus bursts out laughing.
Phoebus: Can we get a little wax on the floor, please? Hahahaha!
Director: Cut!
Director: Action!
Phoebus: Maybe it was stolen?
Selene: Hahahaha. If – I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing! Hahahaha!
Director: Cut!
Phoebus: Maybe it was stolen?
Selene: Hahaha. If something as big as the Philosopher's Stone was stonen, then...what the heck is stonen?
Crew starts laughing.
Selene: I'm so sorry. I'll get it right this time, I promise.
Harry: The question now is...
Selene: What is the meaning of life?
Harry and the others start laughing.
Director: Great question, but can we please stick to our script? Thank you.
Quirrell is fighting the werewolves, when suddenly one of the werewolves (Harry) stands up and they begin waltzing together.
McGonagall: You-Know-Who!
Dumbledore: No, I don't really.
It takes a while, but soon everyone starts laughing.
Dumbledore: I'm so sorry, I couldn't resist.
Director: Cut!
Phoebus: Dear Merlin, I've never seen Madame Pomfrey so shrewd.
Harry: I wonder what's got her wand in a knot.
Phoebus: Even bigger question, why are there giant black things following us?
Both Phoebus and Harry turn to stare at the camera behind them. Crew starts laughing.
Director: Hahahaha! Cut! Hahahaha!
Ron: You!
Harry stands up and sashays over to the Gryffindor Trio.
Harry: (as macho as possible) Me!
Everyone begins laughing.
Draco: I'm not saying you have to.
Harry: ….yes you are.
Draco: Hahaha, yes I am! Hahaha!
Director: Cut!
Draco: I'm not saying you have to.
Harry: ….hahahaha!
Draco: That was a little over the top, wasn't it? Just, maybe.
Harry: Hahaha, maybe!
A/N:
And that's a wrap! Yay! I've always wanted to say that! I hope you've enjoyed the bloopers as much as I have. Okay, so about February 1st being the big preview for Blood in the Library, that might actually not happen due to the fact that I may or may not be out of town in that short period of time. Should that be the case, though, I promise you it will be before hand. Cheers!
Galatea Griffiths