30 Worlds, Episode Two: "What We're Gonna Do Today"

by William "Blissey" Raymer

Based on the Disney Channel series Phineas and Ferb

Created by Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh

In our last episode, we met William Edwards, a young man tasked with saving 30 worlds from a group calling themselves the "Army of Inter-universal Chaos."

On the first phase of his mission, William met and rescued Sofia I, a princess of the kingdom of Enchancia. During the three years William was undercover as a prince of a neighboring kingdom, he and Sofia fell in love and became engaged to be married.

After forcing the A.I.C. to leave Enchancia, William and Sofia left the world Enchancia called home and departed for the next world in need of their services. That is where this episode begins.

CHAPTER ONE

On the Bridge of the Enterprise, William Edwards watched as the waves of dimensional energy cleared on the viewscreen. "We have arrived in Danville, William," a voice called out.

"Thank you, E.R.I.N. Please call Sofia to the Bridge," William said. "There is no need to do so, William," E.R.I.N., the Enterprise's artificial intelligence said. "Sofia is already en route to the Bridge."

"That's my fiancee for ya," William thought. "Thanks, E.R.I.N.," he said out loud. The doors onto the Bridge opened, revealing Sofia I, Princess of Enchancia. She wore a purple blouse top with black jeans. The Amulet of Avalor, which allowed Sofia to speak to and understand animals, was around her neck.

"Hey, William," Sofia said. "Hey there yourself, Sofia," William said before he rose to meet Sofia. The two kissed. "So, we've arrived in Danville," Sofia said when the kiss broke. "Yeah," William said as Sofia turned to look at the viewscreen.

"So, since we've arrived at our destination..." William said. "E.R.I.N., engage Briefing Mode." The Bridge lights darkened and a holographic projector glowed into life, revealing a simulation of a human female. "This is E.R.I.N.'s humanoid simulation, used to give me briefings on my mission in each world. Since you are an authorized user, you can choose to be included in briefings and mission plans."

The E.R.I.N. simulation nodded at William and Sofia. "William, Sofia, Master Yen Sid has learned of a threat to the O.W.C.A., or the Organization Without a Cool Acronym, a spy agency comprised almost entirely of animals," she said. "Specifically, the threat was directed to this agent."

A second projection formed on the Bridge. It was of a platypus. "Agent P, also known as Perry the Platypus," E.R.I.N. said. "Agent P is currently undercover as the pet of Phineas Flynn and his step-brother, Ferb Fletcher. Your mission in this world is to observe Agent P and ensure that the A.I.C. does not do any harm to Agent P."

"E.R.I.N., when this Agent P is not at the Flynn-Fletcher house, where is he usually?" Sofia said. "Usually, Agent P's missions on behalf of the O.W.C.A. take him here," E.R.I.N. said. A projection of a building replaced Agent P on the Bridge. The sign on the building read "Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc."

"Each O.W.C.A. agent is assigned an evil scientist to thwart," E.R.I.N. said. "Agent P's arch-nemesis is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz." The building projection switched to that of Dr. Doofenshmirtz. "Dr. Doofenshmirtz builds various evil contraptions with names ending in '-inator' in an attempt to take over the Tri-State Area. Usually, these '-inators' are destroyed by Agent P, their destruction also having the side effect of making whatever invention Phineas and Ferb are building disappear, thereby preventing Phineas' sister, Candice, from busting them," E.R.I.N. said.

William raised his hand. "E.R.I.N., what if the threat is really not to Agent P?" he said. "What if the A.I.C. tries to prevent the destruction of Phineas and Ferb's latest invention, causing them to be busted?" "An interesting theory," E.R.I.N. said. "Perhaps it would be best if you observed Phineas and Ferb as well."

"I'll observe the Flynn-Fletcher house," Sofia said. "If he's there, my Amulet will allow me to communicate with Agent P and ascertain if the threat is truly against him, or if it is against Phineas and Ferb."

"I guess that makes me the observer of Agent P when he is out in the field," William said. "Good luck to us all. E.R.I.N., return to normal mode and watch over us."

E.R.I.N.'s simulation disappeared. "Understood," she said as William and Sofia walked off the Bridge.

::TBC::