Hub Fortress 2- Ponies vs Pets

Pet Version

MEET THE HEAVY!

Penny Ling walks up to the camera and places a pet sized mini-gun made of bamboo on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair.

"I'm the Heavy Weapon Pet...and this is my weapon."

Penny Ling tapped each of the 6 barrels of the gun as she gave a sneaky look and a mischievous smile.

"It weighs 5 pounds, and fires cartridges made of tightly packed chewed bamboo leaves at ten thousand rounds per minute."

Penny Ling gave an innocent toothy smile and said, "It can cover an entire pony in chewed bamboo leaves...in twelve seconds."

Penny Ling held her tummy and chuckled cutely, feeling very pleased with herself. She then started to admire the weapon, but then her face fell.

She gasped, "Who put their paw prints all over it?"

Penny Ling growled with fury and shouted frantically, "Alright...Who touched my gun!? This isn't good, or kinda good, or even okay! AAAAARRRRRGH!"

A little while later. . .

"Some pets don't understand 2 things," Penny Ling growled, "One: pandas are tougher than you think. And two: I can get the job done. They also think boys are smarter and stronger. Maybe. . . maybe. . ." Penny Ling smiled adorably, but then her face turned into a scowl as she growled, "You know what, no! Forget that! I'm stronger than any boy will ever be! And if you beg to differ, then taste my bullets!"

Penny Ling roared as she blazed away with her mini-gun in Ponyvile. Ponies ran all over the place as they were caked with green, slimy chewed leaves. They slipped and slid all over the place on the gooey leaves, shouting aloud in disgust and despair.

"Raaaaarrrrhhhhh! Gurrrrrrraaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"

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"Heeheehee! Cry some more. I'm so adorable!"

HUB!

FOR-!

-TRESS!

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PONIES VS PETS!