I DON'T OWN KUROKO NO BASKET. ALL RIGHT IS TO THE OWNER. THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND ENJOY EVERYONE!

You know you're obsessed with Kuroko No Basuke when…

1: You try to find a "Light" and called him or her Kagami/Aomine.

2: You buy vanilla milkshakes EVERYDAY.

3: You beg your mom and dad to let you get a husky and name it Tetsuya #2.

4: You try to play basketball and fail.

5: You play basketball by only being the "shadow".

6: Read the manga the same day it comes out.

7: Add "cchi" to the end of everyone you respect's name.

8: Try to dye your hair the same color of your favorite character.

9: Name you team the Generation of Miracles.

10: Quote everyone from the anime and give speeches like Kuroko.

11: Try to keep a poker face on like Kuroko.

12: Tell your underling to respect their seniors like Hyuga.

13: Follow Oha Asa like it's your god.

14: Say "nanadyo" after every sentence.

15: Eat snack at practice and in class.

16: Carry around scissor at all times.

17: Try to become a model and fail.

18: Listen to their character songs, openings, and endings.

19: You celebrate their birthdays better than yours.

20: You say to your parents that Kuroko/ anyone else were coming over for dinner so make extra.

21: Get in trouble because your parents actually thought they were real. (Bonus if your parents knew)

22: You're reading this.

23: You say "Domo/Dumo" every time you see someone.

24: You try to have low presence.

25: Yell "IT'S JAPANESE LUNCH TIME RUSH!" at lunch.

26: Think that Kuroko is too cute for his own good.

27: You have rewatched the anime 2 or more times.

28: Counting down and waiting in your emo corner for season 2.

29: Try to play shoji and fail at that too.

30: Have friends named after the Generation of Miracles.

31: Pause the screen whenever you favorite character comes on and scream in joy.

32: Wish you were rich so you could buy all the cool merchandise.

33: Wish you were the author's son/daughter so you would know what happens next.

34: Write "I will make you the best in (country you live in)"

35: Always give your light a fist bump (or a "bro fist" if you're into Pewdiepie.)

If you experienced any of these things above, please contact you doctor. You might be suffering from Misdirection Overflow. The only cure known is an Ignite Pass Kai to the face.