THIS IS WHAT EVERYONE WANTED SO I SHALL GIVE YOU ALL THIS GLORIOUS GIFT. I do not own Kuroko No Basket. All rights to the owner.

The aftermath of Tetsuya's all mighty Ignite Pass was… not pleasant. When Akashi woke up from his not so pleasing nap, next to him was Kise. Oh that poor unfortunate soul.

"Ryouta, wake up." No response. "Wake up now." Nothing was heard. "ARE YOU DEFYING ME?" Silence was all you could hear. Akashi was FURIOUS. TWO PEOPLE dared defy him… IN ONE DAY. He couldn't take it anymore. He cut off all of Kise's hair. That poor thing… Akashi moved on to find his next prey. But Akashi missed something. He missed Kuroko getting a snapshot of Kise's bald hair. Kuroko was grinning. Oh how the rumors would fly~

Akashi spotted Bakagami and Ahomine in the distance. People were giving him weird looks because he hasn't gotten all the pie off his face yet. But they all backed away when they saw that demonic glare. "Daiki, Taiga how are you?" Akashi appeared from behind.

"Oi Akashi! Do go Tetsu on us!" Kagami sweat dropped. Go Tetsu? Was that the best he could do? Akashi was not pleased.

"Have you seen Tetsuya?" "Tatsuya? I'm pretty sure he was with Murasakibara a while ago…"

"TETSUYA YOU FOOL. YOU DARE DEFY ME?!"

"NO! WE DIDN'T MEAN TOO!"

"GET ON YOUR KNEES AND KNEEL BEFORE ME PEASANTS!" They did as he demanded. Akashi was still unsatisfied. So he QUADRUPLED their training menus. How? Well, he had connections. The poor boys were left crying on the street. Everyone gave them weird looks.

"FEEL MY PAIN!" Akashi yelled in their face before walking off. Little did they know Kuroko was trailing they and was getting this on YouTube.

He spotted Atsushi in the distance. He somehow caught up to the giant. He had to get some pills made so he could grow taller… "Atsushi, have you seen Tetsuya?"

"Hm…" The giant looked around and caught a glimpse of light blue locks. Believe it or not, the giant was very fond of Kuroko so he managed to spot him faster than the rest. "Isn't he right- oomph!" A pie got him in the face. Akashi's head zipped in the direction it came from.

"Tetsuya? Come out if you're there. You better not defy me." No response… So he walked away… slowly…backwards… until Murasakibara was nowhere in sight. Kuroko got out from behind the bushes. That was a close call. He glared at Murasakibara.

"Murasakibara-kun, next time please don't reveal my position to Akashi-kun or I'll make sure I SKIN YOU ALIVE." He walked happily away.

This was his last chance. If Shintarou didn't know where Tetsuya was, he would never be able to have his revenge. He found him faster than the rest. It wasn't really a surprise. He was at his favorite place to be. The place that held almost every lucky item. The thrift shop. When he walked into the small store, he heard a familiar tune. What a coincidence, the store was playing "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore. He almost wanted to bang his head on the floor. He spotted locks of green so he headed over there. Who else had green hair in the anime? By the time he arrived at Shintarou's side, it was too late. All his fears were right in front of him. Midorima and Takao in "Granddad's clothes" dancing and singing along with the song.

"I wear your Granddad's clothes" Midorima sung.

"I look incredible" Takao sung back.

"I'm in this big ass…AKASHI?!"

The two stopped and looked at Akashi. Silence… "I'm going to leave now Shintarou…" He left without a word. "Good job guys, this is gonna get a lot of hit on YouTube~" Kuroko appeared behind them. "You think?" Takao asked. "I KNOW" He put of his shades and gave both of them high fives.

Where could Tetsuya be? HE NEEDED REVENGE. "Looking for me Akashi-kun?" Kuroko asked as he suddenly appeared out of nowhere. They glared at each other.

"TETSUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"AKASHI-KUNNNNNN!"

"TETSUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"AKASHI-KUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

"AUTHORRRRR!"

"…"

"Please go away author-san…"

"Okay…."

"TETSUYAAAAAAAA!"

"AKASHI-KUUNNNNN!"

They both took out their pies and threw it at each other. Kuroko won of course. He didn't go through all that training to lose a bottle of throwing pies. In fact, in the underground world he was called "Shadow Phantom Pie Throwing Emperor". The fact that he had "Emperor in his title made him happy. He took a photo of Akashi's face and posted it on Google.

"HAHAHAHAHAA! I WIN AGAIN! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME NOOBS!" There goes another sane Miracle…

Thank you everyone who read this story! It means a lot to me! If you want to read something similar to this, please go read my other story, "Kuroko in Wonderland"! (Shameless self promoting…) I also do not own "Thrift Shop."