Kuroko No Basuke is no belong to me! Ahahaha! You get it? Kuroko NO Basuke? No belong to me? No? /Shot\ Any way, all rights to the almighty and powerful owner.

Kuroko walked to the park with a vanilla milkshake in his hands. Akashi had ask, no demanded that the Generation of Miracles come to the park. What could Akashi want now? When he arrived, Akashi was leaning against the wall, while Aomine was lazily sitting on the bench. The others had not arrived yet. Kuroko silently walked over to Aomine.

"Hello Akashi-kun, Aomine-kun."

Aomine's head shot up and he had to cover his mouth to hide his scream. "TETSU! What the hell's wrong with you? I told you to stop that!"

Akashi sighed and looked over to Tetsuya. He never managed to scare Daiki. "Tetsuya, it is nice to see you again." Kuroko nodded.

"Yo Akashi, why'd you call us here?"

"I have to agree with Aomine-kun. Why did you call us here?"

Akashi smiled. THE Akashi smiled. This was not a good sign. In fact, it was like hell freezing over. "I heard some things regarding practice Daiki." Aomine gulped.

"What does that have to do with me Akashi-kun?"

"It has nothing to do with you. I just wanted to see you." Kuroko tilted his head and sipped his vanilla milkshake. Aomine on the other hand was shaking like crazy. "Daiki, tell me why you've been skipping practice? You must be at your top game when in the Winter Cup." Aomine looked over to Kuroko for support. He didn't get any. In fact, he got even more scared. Kuroko had an angry look in his eyes. Snip Snip. He was dead.

"KUROKOCCHI!" Kise said glomping Kuroko and interrupting Aomine and Akashi.

"Hello Kise-kun." Kuroko said bowing.

"You're so cute Kurokocchi! ~" Scissors suddenly appeared next to his face. A few seconds later, there was a hole in Kuroko's milkshake, leaking out all of it. Kise and Aomine's faces became pale.

"Ah, sorry Tetsuya, but you really should stop drinking so many of those milkshakes. It's very unhealthy." "Akashicchi… you shouldn't say that to Kurokocchi…"

"Hm? But I am absolute."

Kuroko's faced darkened. "You split my milkshake…"

"TESU, I'LL BUY YOU A NEW ONE! DON'T BE MAD AT US!" Aomine cried on his knees, bowing to Kuroko. Kise did the same. They all knew what happened when Kuroko didn't finish his daily vanilla milkshake.

~~~~Flashback~~~~

"Oi Tetsu! Give me some of your milkshake, I'm thirsty!"

"No fair Aominecchi! I want some of Kurokocchi's milkshake!"

They started tugging on Kuroko's shake. Then it happened, the milkshake splatter everywhere. Kuroko was not pleased. "You spilt my milkshake…" Aomine and Kise had to be rushed to the hospital shortly after the incident.

~~~~ Back to the Present~~~~

"Akashi-kun, there are many perks of drinking a vanilla milkshake."

"Oh? What would they be Tetsuya?"

"Well, because they have milk in them they are filled with calcium. They also have sugar in them so you won't fall asleep."

"But those are the only things you drink."

"I also drink water Akashi-kun…"

After the conversation was an intense stare-down. Shortly after, the rest of the GoM was there. "What the hell are you wearing?!" Aomine said pointing at Midorima. He had a helmet on…while holding on to a boom-box…playing Nyan-Cat music.

"Oha-Asa said today would be an unlucky day for Cancers so we had to keep our lucky items close. Today was a boom-box."

"Playing Nyan-Cat, Mido-chin?"

"No, it was a friend's… and he had they disc in… Anyway, why are Akashi and Kuroko having a staring contest?" They could feel the angry aura around the two. "Akashi spilt some of Tetsu's vanilla shake…" They understood instantly.

"Tetsuya, are you defying me?"

"So what is I am Akashi-kun?"

"I am absolute."

"You spilt my milkshake by accident. That does not make you absolute."

"So what if I did it on purpose?"

"Then I would not be pleased Akashi-kun."

"…"

"…"

All of a sudden Seirin suddenly appeared. "What's up with Kuroko?" Kagami asked.

"That." The GoM pointed to the spilled milkshake.

"Excuse me Kagami-kun." Kuroko pushed the HUGE boy aside. Seirin followed the boy to a… cake shop?

"I would like a pie please."

"OH MY GOD GHO- Oh? I'm sorry…What size?" answered the cashier.

"…A large…"

"They would be 1800 yen please."

"They," Kuroko said pointing to the group (Seirin) assembled near the door. "Will be paying." HOW THE HELL DID HE SEE US? "Alright…" as the cashier handed him the pie. It was larger than his head. He walked back to the park. Kagami left alone to pay the fee.

"Hey Kuro-chin. Can I have your pie?" Everyone turned to Kuroko and his pie. "How did you-never mind…" Aomine said as he looked at Akashi. Oh, hell was going to break loose any moment.

"Tetsuya, what are you going to do with the pie?" Akashi asked with a very tiny, so small not even a microscope could see, hint of fear in his voice.

"IGNITE…"

"OH SHIT!" "RUN!"

"PASS…"

"KUROKOCCHI NOOO!" "KURO-CHIN! DON'T WASTE THE PIE! GIVE IT TO ME!"

"KAI!" The threw the pie with all his might at Akashi. It was a direct hit. "OOMPH!" Akashi fell backwards and passed out. Pie splattered everywhere. Landing (somehow) on some part of the GoM. But they all stared in awe. Kuroko managed to wipe out the Demon Emperor out cold.

"…LONG LIVED KUROKOCCHI!" Kise yelled and running over to glomp Kuroko. But another pie hit him in the face before it could happen.

"Anyone else?" Kuroko said as he held up another pie and smiled. What was left of the GoM and Seirin shook their heads. As Kuroko left the park, the GoM and Seirin made a pact that they would never do anything to Kuroko's milkshakes again.

***** OMAKE*****

"IGNITE PASS KAI!" Kuroko threw it and it landed on… Kagami, who just paid for the pie. He was knocked out cold.

"Oi Kagami! Wake up!" The whole team stared at him. "That's what you get for always following me home…pervert." Kuroko said as he took out his camera. Oh this was definitely going to go on F*cebo*k.

And there you go! I hope you enjoyed this wonder (and random) idea that popped up in my head! I'm sorry if something like this was created. If so… I SHOULD JUST GO DIE IN A DITCH, SHOULDN'T I?