Author's Note: Just a little bonus chapter involving the Brothers. Something I wanted to do for fun and also, as thank you for reading through my entire story.


Chaos

So, Hiccup's alive.

Order

Appears so.

Chaos

And Life brought him back?

Order

Yes.

Chaos

Does that mean that he's not an insufferable prick anymore?

Order

Doubtful.

Chaos

So, I mean, what's next for Hiccup?

Order

I'm not sure. Astrid's pregnant with his child and...

Chaos

OMIGOD REALLY? SHE'S PREGNANT? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?

Order

Weren't you paying attention you buffoon?

Chaos

Oh, I'm sorry that I was rewatching that part where Hiccup rips a hole through a friggin boat! That was so boss! Like, I've seen Hiccup do some cool shit but goddayum man! Anyways, is the kid a boy or a girl?

Order

How the Hell am I supposed to know? I can't interpret ultrasound graphs!

Chaos

We have ultrasound?

Order

The future does, so technically we have access to it. Hiccup doesn't.

Chaos

Lemme have a look.

Order

Well?

Chaos

It's definitely a something. DUDE DUDE DUDE! WE HAVE TO GET THAT KID A PRESENT! WE SHOULD GET THAT KID A FUCKING DRAGON TO RIDE ON!

Order

Dragons don't exist. Come on, get your facts straight! We've known this since forever!

Chaos

That's not fair, Hiccup built a dragon!

Order

It's not a dragon, remember? Hiccup specifically told us that it wasn't a dragon.

Chaos

Well, I guess it isn't since its made out of metal. It's more of a living statue of a dragon then, a living statue that can fly and breathe fire and do cool shit. You know what? It doesn't have to be a dragon. It can be whatever it wants to be without us judging it. After all, it is the future slash the past slash the present.

Order

*sigh*

Chaos

Actually, it's probably a bad idea to get a kid a dragon. Like, they'd have to learn how to feed it and how to groom it and how to raise it properly and stuff. Wow, there's actually so much stuff you'd need to learn how to properly take care of a dragon! I mean, what happens when a dragon takes a crap?

Order

I don't even want to know.

Chaos

There's probably some sort of manual on how to do all this stuff.

Order

How to train your dragon?

Chaos

Heh.

Order

What?

Chaos

You said it, heh heh heh.

Order

Said what?

Chaos

Nothing. Anyways, I guess we have to wait until the kid's born to see if its a boy or girl and to see if that kid's fucking ugly or not.

Order

What are the odds of that happening? Both of that kid's parents are like, at the apex of human beauty.

Chaos

Even Hiccup? HAH, GAYYYYY!

Order

That's offensive.

Chaos

Yeah, but that's sorta like the point. That's my character.

Order

Right. I hazard a guess that you're the man behind 4Chan then?

Chaos

No, those guys are fucked up, man. Don't even joke about that. Dude, they can find out where you live and shit. They've probably already found out! Aww shit! RUN MAN RUN.

Order

You do realise that we are non-corporeal representations of abstract concepts, right?

Chaos

You think that'll stop them? When Hannibal went after the Roman Empire, do you think he let something as small as the Alps get in the way? I'm telling you man, humans are crazy dedicated.

Order

I mean, what are they gonna do? Really?

Chaos

You fucking jinxed it. *sigh*

Order

Alright, alright, alright, lets move on from this totally off-topic discussion. Back to Hiccup's child. We could just skip ahead a few months, we do have oversight over all space and time.

Chaos

Right... I knew that.

Order

You're a fucking neanderthal.

Chaos

Oh, fuck you. Come at me and I'll show you who's a neanderthal!

Order

You wanna go?! Let's go!

Chaos

I'M ALREADY THERE! Oh, hey, what about Stoic?

Order

What about him?

Chaos

Did Hiccup just straight up leave Stoic on his island? That's cold.

Order

No, Hiccup and Astrid got him off.

Chaos

Phrasing!

Order

You're gross.

Chaos

I know.

Order

Yeah, after the battle, Hiccup repairs Toothless, they go went to Hiccup's island, picked up Stoic and then flew into the sunset.

Chaos

Sounds nice.

Order

Well, actually, they flew North. So they were more like, flew perpendicular to the sunset.

Chaos

Shut up, don't ruin it. We should visit them, Hiccup and Astrid, you know? I mean, only Hiccup would be able to see us but it'll be nice. Where are they living now?

Order

'Now' isn't exactly a useful term for us, since we do have oversight over all of space and time.

Chaos

Okay, well, where are they living one year after the fight with Cami?

Order

Hiccup and Astrid are living happily on Berk, with their little daughter.

Chaos

OMIGOD SHE'S SO CUTE.

Order

She is kinda cute.

Chaos

KINDA? SHE'S SO ADORABLE! That girl is going to break SOOOO many hearts when she grows up. She might even have multiple husbands.

Order

I don't think Hiccup's going to raise her that way.

Chaos

One can hope. Wait, wait, wait, Burk? Buuuurk? They're living on Burk?

Order

Was that Berk with a u or with an e?

Chaos

Does it matter?

Order

Yes.

Chaos

Burk with a u.

Order

It's Berk with an e.

Chaos

Oh, whatever.

Order

Yes, they're living on Berk with an e now, why?

Chaos

That place just seems so dull and dreary and boring and tiresome, especially for a guy who's lived his entire life in the sky basically. Also, didn't Hiccup also straight up murder some fools on Berk? AND abduct their chief? I know Hiccup like returned him and stuff but he still killed a bunch of dudes and threatened to burn the village down and almost do so?

Order

I think they've forgiven him.

Chaos

How so?

Order

He did save their lives from Sister Fate's goons by saving them.

Chaos

From what? Wait, I'm so confused, this story's been going on for like 2 years now.

Order

Sister Fate or Cami or whatever, told her men to round up everyone on the island and to not let anyone go, and then it sorta ended on that so it was a cliffhanger and it was never really resolved there.

Chaos

I don't think making meta comments on the narrative's contrivances makes this story better.

Order

Makes it funnier.

Chaos

Saying that it makes it funnier, doesn't make it funnier.

Order

Whatever. Anyways, what really happened was she left a garrison of her men on the island with the population of Berk, in case Hiccup and/or Astrid came back to the island. When Hiccup, Astrid and Stoic arrive, Hiccup gallantly saves everyone and returns their chief and therefore earns the respect and semi-forgiveness of everyone there.

Chaos

But, he killed people there. Seriously, how can they forgive him? He made like at least two kids an orphan. I don't think we can resolve this, can we?

Order

Depends.

Chaos

Depends on what?

Order

Depends on how in-depth we want to go in fixing the author's frankly sloppy mistakes.

Chaos

Do you think we should be openly insulting the deity that created us?

Order

Fuck him, if he can't write a proper story then I can say whatever I want.

Chaos

Okaaaay then. Man, this epilogue got super, super, super meta.

Order

I know right, crazy.

Chaos

So, what now?

Order

Well, I guess, we'll have to see though I predict a rocky future ahead for Hiccup's child.

Chaos

Spoilers.

Order

Right, right.

Chaos

So... It's all over...

Order

Appears so.

Chaos

So, like, what the fuck do we even do now?

Order

Meh, wait for the sequel I guess.

Chaos?

WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT