Author's Note: Just a little bonus chapter involving the Brothers. Something I wanted to do for fun and also, as thank you for reading through my entire story.
Chaos
So, Hiccup's alive.
Order
Appears so.
Chaos
And Life brought him back?
Order
Yes.
Chaos
Does that mean that he's not an insufferable prick anymore?
Order
Doubtful.
Chaos
So, I mean, what's next for Hiccup?
Order
I'm not sure. Astrid's pregnant with his child and...
Chaos
OMIGOD REALLY? SHE'S PREGNANT? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?
Order
Weren't you paying attention you buffoon?
Chaos
Oh, I'm sorry that I was rewatching that part where Hiccup rips a hole through a friggin boat! That was so boss! Like, I've seen Hiccup do some cool shit but goddayum man! Anyways, is the kid a boy or a girl?
Order
How the Hell am I supposed to know? I can't interpret ultrasound graphs!
Chaos
We have ultrasound?
Order
The future does, so technically we have access to it. Hiccup doesn't.
Chaos
Lemme have a look.
Order
Well?
Chaos
It's definitely a something. DUDE DUDE DUDE! WE HAVE TO GET THAT KID A PRESENT! WE SHOULD GET THAT KID A FUCKING DRAGON TO RIDE ON!
Order
Dragons don't exist. Come on, get your facts straight! We've known this since forever!
Chaos
That's not fair, Hiccup built a dragon!
Order
It's not a dragon, remember? Hiccup specifically told us that it wasn't a dragon.
Chaos
Well, I guess it isn't since its made out of metal. It's more of a living statue of a dragon then, a living statue that can fly and breathe fire and do cool shit. You know what? It doesn't have to be a dragon. It can be whatever it wants to be without us judging it. After all, it is the future slash the past slash the present.
Order
*sigh*
Chaos
Actually, it's probably a bad idea to get a kid a dragon. Like, they'd have to learn how to feed it and how to groom it and how to raise it properly and stuff. Wow, there's actually so much stuff you'd need to learn how to properly take care of a dragon! I mean, what happens when a dragon takes a crap?
Order
I don't even want to know.
Chaos
There's probably some sort of manual on how to do all this stuff.
Order
How to train your dragon?
Chaos
Heh.
Order
What?
Chaos
You said it, heh heh heh.
Order
Said what?
Chaos
Nothing. Anyways, I guess we have to wait until the kid's born to see if its a boy or girl and to see if that kid's fucking ugly or not.
Order
What are the odds of that happening? Both of that kid's parents are like, at the apex of human beauty.
Chaos
Even Hiccup? HAH, GAYYYYY!
Order
That's offensive.
Chaos
Yeah, but that's sorta like the point. That's my character.
Order
Right. I hazard a guess that you're the man behind 4Chan then?
Chaos
No, those guys are fucked up, man. Don't even joke about that. Dude, they can find out where you live and shit. They've probably already found out! Aww shit! RUN MAN RUN.
Order
You do realise that we are non-corporeal representations of abstract concepts, right?
Chaos
You think that'll stop them? When Hannibal went after the Roman Empire, do you think he let something as small as the Alps get in the way? I'm telling you man, humans are crazy dedicated.
Order
I mean, what are they gonna do? Really?
Chaos
You fucking jinxed it. *sigh*
Order
Alright, alright, alright, lets move on from this totally off-topic discussion. Back to Hiccup's child. We could just skip ahead a few months, we do have oversight over all space and time.
Chaos
Right... I knew that.
Order
You're a fucking neanderthal.
Chaos
Oh, fuck you. Come at me and I'll show you who's a neanderthal!
Order
You wanna go?! Let's go!
Chaos
I'M ALREADY THERE! Oh, hey, what about Stoic?
Order
What about him?
Chaos
Did Hiccup just straight up leave Stoic on his island? That's cold.
Order
No, Hiccup and Astrid got him off.
Chaos
Phrasing!
Order
You're gross.
Chaos
I know.
Order
Yeah, after the battle, Hiccup repairs Toothless, they go went to Hiccup's island, picked up Stoic and then flew into the sunset.
Chaos
Sounds nice.
Order
Well, actually, they flew North. So they were more like, flew perpendicular to the sunset.
Chaos
Shut up, don't ruin it. We should visit them, Hiccup and Astrid, you know? I mean, only Hiccup would be able to see us but it'll be nice. Where are they living now?
Order
'Now' isn't exactly a useful term for us, since we do have oversight over all of space and time.
Chaos
Okay, well, where are they living one year after the fight with Cami?
Order
Hiccup and Astrid are living happily on Berk, with their little daughter.
Chaos
OMIGOD SHE'S SO CUTE.
Order
She is kinda cute.
Chaos
KINDA? SHE'S SO ADORABLE! That girl is going to break SOOOO many hearts when she grows up. She might even have multiple husbands.
Order
I don't think Hiccup's going to raise her that way.
Chaos
One can hope. Wait, wait, wait, Burk? Buuuurk? They're living on Burk?
Order
Was that Berk with a u or with an e?
Chaos
Does it matter?
Order
Yes.
Chaos
Burk with a u.
Order
It's Berk with an e.
Chaos
Oh, whatever.
Order
Yes, they're living on Berk with an e now, why?
Chaos
That place just seems so dull and dreary and boring and tiresome, especially for a guy who's lived his entire life in the sky basically. Also, didn't Hiccup also straight up murder some fools on Berk? AND abduct their chief? I know Hiccup like returned him and stuff but he still killed a bunch of dudes and threatened to burn the village down and almost do so?
Order
I think they've forgiven him.
Chaos
How so?
Order
He did save their lives from Sister Fate's goons by saving them.
Chaos
From what? Wait, I'm so confused, this story's been going on for like 2 years now.
Order
Sister Fate or Cami or whatever, told her men to round up everyone on the island and to not let anyone go, and then it sorta ended on that so it was a cliffhanger and it was never really resolved there.
Chaos
I don't think making meta comments on the narrative's contrivances makes this story better.
Order
Makes it funnier.
Chaos
Saying that it makes it funnier, doesn't make it funnier.
Order
Whatever. Anyways, what really happened was she left a garrison of her men on the island with the population of Berk, in case Hiccup and/or Astrid came back to the island. When Hiccup, Astrid and Stoic arrive, Hiccup gallantly saves everyone and returns their chief and therefore earns the respect and semi-forgiveness of everyone there.
Chaos
But, he killed people there. Seriously, how can they forgive him? He made like at least two kids an orphan. I don't think we can resolve this, can we?
Order
Depends.
Chaos
Depends on what?
Order
Depends on how in-depth we want to go in fixing the author's frankly sloppy mistakes.
Chaos
Do you think we should be openly insulting the deity that created us?
Order
Fuck him, if he can't write a proper story then I can say whatever I want.
Chaos
Okaaaay then. Man, this epilogue got super, super, super meta.
Order
I know right, crazy.
Chaos
So, what now?
Order
Well, I guess, we'll have to see though I predict a rocky future ahead for Hiccup's child.
Chaos
Spoilers.
Order
Right, right.
Chaos
So... It's all over...
Order
Appears so.
Chaos
So, like, what the fuck do we even do now?
Order
Meh, wait for the sequel I guess.
Chaos?
WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT