"So did you win or not?" Samus asked her friend.
"We won but I didn't make the winning goal! I am the captain of the soccer team which means I make every winning goal!" Daisy said.
"You're a princess. You shouldn't be playing soccer." Peach said.
"Me and Link go on a bunch of adventures." (I don't think I need to say who said that one).
"That's different."
"So why are Mario and Bowser at it this time?"
"So I was trying to make a peace treaty with Bowser so I was at his castle. Then Mario came to 'save me'. Now Bowser refuse to sign the peace treaty." Peach said as she looked ashamed.
"Your boyfriend is just a little overprotective. There's nothing wrong with that." Samus said trying to defend her little Italian friend.
"Yea we know. You like those overprotective guys." Daisy said as she and Zelda started laughing.
"That's not funny." She said as the walked into my trap...uh I mean the set.
"So exactly why are we here?"
"Ladies!" and a hand went across all of their...backsides.
"HEY!" all four of the shouted as Captain Falcon ran while smirking at them.
"I'm gonna kill him!" Daisy shouted as they all started chasing the man.
"Where you guys looking for him?" their friend Marth asked as Captain Falcon laid across the floor in front of him.
"Thanks Marth!" Zelda said as Samus and Daisy stomped on Captain Falcon.
"Don't ever touch me again." Samus shouted.
"I'll keep that in mind." her best friend, Ike, said behind her.
"Ike!" She shouted as she jumped on him and wrapped her legs around his waist.
"The lovely couple is back." Link said as everyone laughed.
"We're not a couple." Samus said as she blushed.
"I wasn't talking about you guys. I was talking about me and Zelda." Link said as he moved closer to Zelda.
"No!" Zelda shouted as she moved away from
"Get off of him." Marth said.
"I'm off." she muttered as she jumped off Ike.
"I missed you too." he said.
"Hello Smashers! This is your master. But you can just call me director. All of you will be starring in a movie I'm making. Of course you'll have to audition. And if anyone tries to leave, you will die here. Audition starts in three hours. Audition starts in three hours, 3:00 PM. Meanwhile, you smashers may check in your dorms. Have an awesome day!" I said on the intercom (intercom power!).
"Where are we-"
"Find your dorm here!" a blonde woman at a huge counter said. Everyone ran to the counter.
"Rosalina?" Mario said (bet ya didn't even know he was there!) confused.
"Shhh...don't say my name. The director is crazy but she knows what she's doing. Just don't get her mad." Rosalina said as she looked terrified. Good little kitty. Make them take the bait...
"Okay..." all of them said even more confused.
"Hello! Just tell me your names and I'll have your key and dorm number." she said as she smiled as if nothing just happened.
"Uh...Princess Peach. Dorm B 226. This is going to take too long. Samus, Daisy, Zelda, you're all in the same room with Peach." She said as she gave them all a copy of the key.
"Mario, Marth, Waluigi, and Bowser are all in Dorm A 139. Ike ,Link, Wario, Kirby. Dorm A 273. Luigi, Captain Falcon, Pit, and Lucas, Dorm A 112." she said quickly as she started handing out keys.
"What do you think the 'Director's making a movie about?" Zelda asked as she started unpacking.
"Probably a fighting movie since she brought all of us here." Daisy said.
"What about a romantic movie?" Peach said as she started twirling around the room.
"No. What about a horror?" Samus said.
"I thought you would like a romance movie Sammie. You and Ike could be the stars." Peach said as all the girls started laughing.
"I don't like Ike." Samus said as she refused to look at any of the girls.
"Just admit it Sammie." You and Ike are in love!" Zelda said as she started twirling around with Peach.
"We aren't in love." Samus said.
"Sam, there's nothing wrong with a little crush. Ike's hot, you're pretty. He's sweet, you're a butt-cheek. You guys would make the perfect couple." Daisy said as she threw herself on her bed and started reading a soccer magazine. (Someone knocks on their door. Yea I didn't feel like making a sentence for that).
"Ding dong! I'll get it!" Zelda said as she opened the door.
"Hello!" Two...floating girls said. "I'm Kat. And I'm Ana! And together we're Katana!" they said.
"Uh...Okay." Zelda said confused as Peach joined her at the door.
"We just wanted to introduce ourselves." one of them said as she smirked. Both of them held out their hands.
"Don't shake their hands!" Daisy shouted. "I saw this on an episode once on WWE. The Bella twins met the Funkadactyls and they said that exact line before they attacked the Funkadactyls! (WWE Reference!)"
"They're just girls." Zelda said.
"Daniel Bryan said the Bella Twins were just girls and they came back and attacked his girlfriend! It was several years ago but still!"
"Daisy...NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FRACK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!" Zelda shouted. "Nice to meet you girls." she said as she and Peach shook their hands.
"Great now something bad is gonna happen. Sam, blame Peach and Zelda!" Daisy said as she continued reading her soccer magazine.
"Nothing bad is gonna happen!" Samus said.
"Kat! Ana!" A woman with green (is her hair green?) said.
"Lyn!" they said cheerfully!
"You guys need to get unpacked before we leave." she said. "Lyn." as she introduced herself to Zelda and Peach.
"But we don't wanna unpack!" the two girls complained.
"Whoever is the first to unpack first gets candy." Lyn said.
"Yay!" The shouted as they flew away.
"How are they floating?" Peach asked.
"When I asked, they said they mastered the art of awesomeness." she replied with a smile.
"Lyn! Kat's pushed me!"
"No I didn't!"
"I just came here to see an old friend. I just wanted to impress him." she said.
"Who?" Zelda asked curiously.
"Ike Greil." (Samus head perks up).
"See you later." she said as she walked back in her room next door.
"Woah..." Zelda said as Samus stared at the door.
"Thanks for destroying my life Zelda and Peach!" Samus said as she dove her face into her bed.
"I told you something bad was gonna happen." Daisy said casually.
"Look at her with her perfect everything. She looks so freakin perfect." Samus said as she frowned next to her friends.
"I can go talk to her if you want me to." Daisy said.
"No!" all of them shouted.
"She's standing there. Just standing there. Oh Ike, ha ha ha. I wanna have your babies!" she said as she imitated a love sick puppy. Then Lyn and Ike looked her way, they both spoke, then Lyn smirked.
"She is not talking about me." Samus said.
"I'm a go talk to her." Daisy said. "Who's coming?"
"I can't. Then it's gonna make Ike think I'm jealous which I'm not." Samus said.
"Okay. let's go girls." Daisy said as Peach and Zelda followed her.
"What are they doing, Sam?" Link asked as he approached Samus.
"They're talking to that Lyn girl."
"And you sent Daisy over there?"
"She's completely harmless."
WITH IKE AND LYN AND DAISY AND THE REST OF THE PRINCESSES
"Hi Ike, Lyn. I think there was a little misunderstanding." Zelda said when Daisy interrupted her.
"I don't know who you think you is. Who you think you was. Or who you think you gonna be. But baby you ain't it (this is a commentary reference!). Now who the heck do you think you are coming up in here and screwing up people's relationship. Do you need me to knock some sense into you? Do you not realize Ike is off limits? Daisy, Drown Any Idiot Screwing Ya ma. Do you know what that mean? That means back out his relationship or I'm a have to cut you!" Daisy said as she started pushing herself towards Lyn.
"Hold up." Lyn said sticking her hand out to gain some space.
"She did not just put her grimy little sausage towards me. Peach hold my earring!" She said as she started taking her earrings off.
"I don't know what you're-"
"I don't know who the heck told you that you could turn up in their relationship, but I'm a need you to turn down!"
"I know that you're-"
"I know what I'm about to do! I'm about to put these hands on you! Trying to go around thinking you running this game. Sweetie, I'm playing which means you're always coming in second place!"
"Shut up!"
"Who she think she talking to? There's two things I'm good at. Soccer and kicking relationship wrecker's butt. And sister their ain't no soccer balls!" Daisy said as she jumped toward Lyn.
"Put me down! I'm gonna send her back to where she belongs!" Daisy said as she tried to kick out of Peach and Zelda's grip.
"You wanna go? Let's go!" Lyn said taunting Daisy.
"Well that went well." Samus said sarcastically as they carried Daisy back.
"I told you. I was completely calm." Daisy said as they put her down.
"Sure..." Link said sarcastically. Then I walked in. Everyone froze in complete horror. I was just that awesome.
"Let's get started with the audition."