The Survey

(I just recently read an interview with The Rock in Essence and this is where this came from, it really reminded me of Ranger)

Both of the guys in my life have been pressuring me more and more to make a choice between the two of them. They have been upping their games, taking me on dates, trying to stay out of arguments with me, etc. so I decided to make out a little survey for the guys and see where they really stand.

1.) How will you drop my panties? (Lula's question not mine, uuuuh nevermind forget that one).

2.) What are you big turn ons?

3.) What is your ideal woman (saying me does not count)

4.) What do you feel you bring to the relationship?

I emailed these 4 simple questions to the guys from my laptop in the bonds office and within 5 minutes I had my response from both guys.

Joe:

1.) They drop on their own when I'm around, you should know that cupcake.

2.) Blowjobs so I can still watch the game, it would be even more of a turn on if you'd let me have some backdoor access while you're doing that.

3.) Someone that is selfless and wants to take care of her family needs before her own.

4.) Everything that needs to be brought. Money, Sex, Stability.

Ranger:

1.) When I say I'm going to take care of a woman, I don't just mean physically or sexually or romantically. I'm going to take care of her emotionally and spiritually. I'm going to take care of her in all ways. I take a lot of pride in that today.

2.) Engaging in good conversation and embracing the power of kissing.

3.) I want someone who can trust that my big hands are going to take care of them.

4.) I want to be a man who is truthful and who won't let pride get in the way of my ripping myself open to my partner and saying, 'Here I am. This is me.' I feel there's something powerful when a man reaches a point in his life when he can be completely vulnerable.

On a side note, the biggest thing I bring to this relationship is my heart and my love. I may not be the easiest person to be around, but I love you with all my heart and even if you choose Joe I will always love you. Also, you might want to tell that dumbass not to CC his answers to the survey back to me.

You didn't seem to dislike a little "backdoor action" with me the other night. Maybe I should CC my answers to Morelli, just to clarify that it's just a him thing and not you.

Love you

-R