A/N: So, for those of you who didn't read More Than A Transporter Error, I suggest you do, because otherwise this beginning will make no sense. It picks up right where I left off in the Epilogue of More Than A Transporter Error.

Anywho, enjoy!

Everyone in the transporter room stared at Jane T. Kirk as she walked off of the pad she'd arrived on. "And to think," she continued, "I'd been expecting a quiet week on Risa." The blonde took her time taking in everything around her. "This'll be much better."

"Why isn't she injured?" Jane turned to see Jim whispering to Spock. "I mean, the female you had to go into a healing trance before she could go around the ship."

Jane grinned cockily. "Not the first parallel crewmember you've received?" She shrugged when no one answered her. "Damn. Kinda wanted to be the first. Anyway," she added, turning to look at Jim and Spock. "Captain Jane T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. I'm addressing...?"

Spock took over, obviously sensing that Jim was not going to be able to find his voice anytime within the next thirty seconds. "Commander Spock, First Officer on the Enterprise. This is Captain James Tiberius Kirk of the Enterprise, my commanding officer."

"Ah," Jane said, directing her gaze to Jim. "So this is what I'd look like as a guy." Her eyes flicked back to Spock briefly. "Spock I'd already figured out. But you, Captain, I believe are completely unexpected." After a moment, she crumbled into a heap on the floor.

For a full fifteen seconds, nobody moved. Then Bones rushed in. "Dammit, Scotty! Why didn't you tell me we got another one?!" He knelt down next to Jane and pulled out his scanner. "So, who is this one?"

Jim gaped for a moment before speaking. "Jane T. Kirk."

Bones looked up at the captain, before laughing. After a minute he managed to sober up a little. "Okay, I've gotta say, having a female hobgoblin around was not the most fun, but having a female version of you, Jim?" With that, the CMO fell back into the laughing fit he managed to find himself in.

"Doctor McCoy," Spock said, sparing Jim from any more embarrassment. "I believe Miss Kirk needs to be escorted to Sickbay so she may receive proper medical treatment for the injuries provided from transporting between realities."

Said doctor nodded. "She does. So, who's gonna carry her?" He looked at Jim, expecting him to do what Spock had done with Miss Spock. To his surprise, Jim picked Jane up with a minimum of fuss. In a stunned silence, everyone watched the captain leave. As soon as Jim was out of sight, Bones turned to Spock. "He's coming in for another check up."

A/N: So, wasn't planning on it ending quite like that...BUT YA KNOW, WHO CARES ANYWAY? Also, I'M SORRY IT'S SO SHORT. Reviews welcome! (Oh, and thanks to Mikaela II and AngelPanda3 for asking for this otherwise I was just gonna leave Jane on the Enterprise with nothing to do.)

EDIT 7/30/13: Sorry guys, had to do a bunch of funky stuff to get the chapter it's title. Other than that, it's all good!