"Alright, Tony, what's going on? We did you drag us all in here?" Natasha questioned as she sat down next to Clint in the living room of the Avengers Tower.

"Well my fellow Avengers, it has come to my attention that we have not done much to promote team bonding." Tony began.

"We all live in the same building. How much more bonded do we need to be?" Clint pointed out.

"Well, Legolas, isn't it weird that we put our lives in each other's hands on a regular basis, yet we don't know what your favorite color is?"

"It's purple." Natasha answered immediately causing Clint to smirk at the billionaire.

"Okay, what kind of team bonding did you have in mind?" Bruce asked.

"Pack your bags, people, because tomorrow the Avengers are going camping!" Tony announced. Thor looked confused.

"What is this 'camping' you speak of?" he inquired.

"I'm glad you asked, Point Break. Camping is when you take a few days away from the hustle and bustle of city life and flee to the great outdoors. You can roast hot dogs and marshmallows over a camp fire while telling stories, go fishing, take hikes, it's the perfect team bonding experience!" Tony exclaimed.

"I didn't think you'd be the camping type, Stark. I mean, you always seem to have some sort of gadget in your hands." Steve pointed out.

"Well, my dear Captain, even a man of great technology such as myself likes to get away from the stresses of being a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist superhero once in a while." He replied.

"And what, do you think that all the evil psychopaths will take a break from trying to take over the world just because we're on vacation?" Natasha questioned.

"We'll only be gone a few days. Besides, if Fury needs us, he can call."

"I don't know, Tony." Bruce began nervously.

"Come on, Bruce, camping is virtually stress-free. There's no reason to worry about the Big Guy showing up."

"Alright, I'll go." The doctor sighed in defeat.

"I shall come too. It'll be exactly like our hunting trips in Asgard, except here you don't have to worry about bildshnipe." Thor said with his booming voice.

"I guess it could be fun." Steve added. Everyone looked at the two assassins who looked like they were having a silent conversation. Finally, Natasha nodded at Clint.

"We're in." he said. Tony pumped his fist in triumph as the team began to disperse to their rooms to begin packing. However, Tony pulled Bruce aside.

"Alright, Bruce, everything's going according to plan so far." The billionaire said mischievously.

"What are you up to, now?" Bruce groaned.

"Well, it has become painfully obviously that Agent Barton is unable to make a move on Natasha on his own, so I've decided to step in as his wingman."

"Tony, their relationship is none of our business." The doctor said.

"Ah, but it is. Can you honestly say you don't think those two are in love? I mean look at the facts. They're almost never apart from each other, Natasha lets Clint touch her and call her 'Tasha' and 'Nat' when she'll break the jaw of anyone else who does, and did you see what just happened? Clint didn't say anything about going on the trip until he okayed it with Natasha via silent conversation."

"They're just close because they've been partners for years. Besides, they're adults. It's not our job to play Cupid. Why do you want my help anyway?"

"Because you're my science bro. And because Thor is too naïve and Captain Goody Two-shoes would probably just rat me out." Tony explained.

"Sorry Tony, but I'd rather not get tortured by the world's two most dangerous assassins. I mean, do you really think they'll let you get away with it once they realize what you're trying to do?" Bruce asked. He then left the billionaire alone so that he could go pack for the trip.

"Well then, I guess Tony Stark's a lone wolf on this one." He said to himself.