Welcome back! And this will mainly have speech so sorry if it's irritating. Listened to Gangnam Style while writing this and waiting for my mom to find the bathroom key so I could go :/

Me: Hey, we're back! And say hello to our new crew!

Director: Hopefully this will be less painful.

Me: Dunno. This cast consists of Dan Kuso, Gus Grav, Lync Volan, Shun Kazami, Marucho Marukura, Alice and Michael Geihabich, Chan Lee, Klaus von Herzon, Mylene Farrow, Ace Grit, Baron and Maron Leltoy and their family as extras, Volt Luster, Mira, Keith (as Spectra Phantom) and Dr Clay, Zenoheld and Hydron and Shadow Prove. Will someone please say the disclaimer?

Lync: GrathLongfletch doesn't own anything!

Me: Exactly!

Prologue

The director stared at the new cast, he hoped they wouldn't make too many mistakes. The worst part was, the majority were kids!

"Okay people! I'm gonna do a little exercise to see how your minds work. in turn, what would you do if I gave you a lemon?"

"Make lemonade!" Lync announced.

"I'd rather you pass the Tequila," Mylene smiled.

"What the fuck must I do with a lemon!" Shadow asked angrily.

"Cant I have an apple instead?" Ace rolled his eyes.

"Why a lemon?" Hydron queried.

"Give me the whole tree!" Zenoheld shook his raised fist.

"Sell it to mom?" Dan shrugged.

"Eat it," Baron held up a knife.

"Give it to a homeless person?" Gus said thoughtfully.

"I don't like lemons!" Keith whined.

"Do you know that they have a ph of 4?" Dr Clay held up a finger.

"They're too sour!" Mira whined.

"Do I have to do this shit?" Alice said irritably.

"Just what I wanted. So thoughtful," Shun said sarcastically.

"Can I swap it for a banana?" Volt raised his eyebrows.

"I could do target practise!" Chan cheered off to the side.

"I couldn't care less," Klaus flicked his hair.

"That all you got?" Marucho asked.

The director took all of this down and studied it for a while, this could get interesting. And funny at the actor's expense.

"Lync's an optimist, Mylene's a drunkard, Shadow's pessimistic-don't look at me like that, Ace is just picky, Hydron's confused, Zenoheld's a tyrant, Dan's a sales person, Baron's normal-thank all the gods above, Gus is charitable, Keith is snobby, Dr Clay's a nerd, Mira's like her brother, Alice needs an attitude adjustment, Shun-you're just plain rude, Volt-no swapsies, Chan-don't play with food, Klaus-I don't really want to know and Marucho's greedy. Good luck to me-and Shadow, you'll probably hate me after this," said person raised an eyebrow.

"At least it will be a decent roll, right?" the director nodded-hoping that he wouldn't kill him.

"Take your free time to roam the set, we start tomorrow morning," with that said, he promptly left to buy some asprin he KNEW he was going to need.

"House party?" Lync asked hopefully.

"Can someone take me to the bathroom? I can't believe he actually employed a blind person," Gus fell over the random toolbox.

"Actually, I asked for you, you looked the part!" Grath skipped across the background setting (tee_hee!).

"Who was that? Ace asked.

"I don't, actually know…" Mr. Clay frowned.

"Oh well, at least they have green contacts for you," Shadow flung Gus over his shoulder and headed for the door.

Hydron set out to make friends with every living thing in that room while Shun set out to find Mylene her Tequila. The other awkwardly socialised. The two-Shadow holding an Ice-cream cone-came back to the cast playing Truth or Dare. Mylene-quite tipsy and ready to do her dare-jumped up and pecked Shadow on the cheek. In response, he smashed his ice-cream into her face and she kicked his shins. After trodding on both her feet, he sat in the director's chair and ate the remnants of his ice-cream. Gus just stood there awkwardly not really knowing what was going on.

"Come join us!" Chan invited him.

"Where-" he slipped in Shadow's ice-cream and fell flat on his back.

"Watch where you're go-oh forget it," Alice spun the bottle.

"Are you okay?" Baron went to help him up.

"My coxis!" Alice rolled her eyes.

"Great, now we've got a blind cripple-are you deaf as well?" Dan hit her over the head.

Grumbling she grabbed the prone figure before dragging him out to the hallway where he was unceremoniously dumped, only to be found an hour later when the director came back to start handing out lines and getting the cast ready.

"Fucking hell, I hate you all already."

Yeah, I made it short because I could! X3

Me: R and R please!

Gus: Owwww!

Alice: You pussy!

Shun: Sexual harassment-if you know what I mean *wiggles eyebrows*