Dedicated to PonyNotReady and Medukas.

SO…since Meduka movies are now downloadable, its time for a QUALITY FIC!

So like Sayaka is very emo about Keyuskiko not being able to play K-On on his violin. This is not sugoi.

So Sayaka makes A WISH!

"Kyubey Kyubey Kyubey!" (contract?) says the pokemon, Kyubey, with a creepy expressionless face.

"I wanna become a JAEGER PILOT!"

With this wish, Sayaka was in GIPSY DANGER! Dun dun dun. It was a cool mecha, with steel as its body and nuclear reactor as its blood. What a cool mecha! Oh and Sayaka is in Alaska Shatterdome so she gotta walk to Nippons. In addition, Sayaka is magical girl so she doesn't have to drift to use a Jaeger.

Meanwhile, in Japan,

"Hue Hue HU3 hue hUe Hue huehue!" laughed the Brazilian Night.

"DIE!" said Hameru, who was very Angry!

But Hamerus missiles and mortars and stuff failed. Then Walpurgisnot dropped building on Hameru :(

"I am a HERO of Justic3!" shouted Sayaka, who had arrived in GIPSY DANGER.

"Hue hue Hu3 hue Hue!" laughed Brazilian Night, who dropped a building on Sayaka, and there was smoke and debris everywhere.

Pacific Rim theme song plays

*SCREEECH!* An unpleasant cacophony erupted and teh building hit Gypsy Danger ! But Gipsy Danger holds the Building in its plasma lasor hand and Threw it at XxWalpurgis_NightxX.

"Feel the power of Aura! RAWWWR!" yelled Sayaka.

"HUE hue hue huE!" replied Brazilian Night while spinning around like a merry go Round. Brazilian Night replied by shooting fire lasors at Sayaka.

Sayaka stood there and Gipsy Danger was obliterated! However…

"Screw the rules, I have money!" replied a smug Sayaka inside the $100 billion Jaeger. The Jaeger was not damaged by the lasors.

"YAaaaaah!" yelled Sayaka. Sayaka mad Gipsy Danger uppercut Walpurgisnot.

"Huehuehuehue HUE!" exclaimed Walpurgisnot, as she fell from the sky into ze Ocean.

Then Saturn, the MarkFive Kaiju ATE Brazilian Night!

"Hue Hue Hue!" cried Brazilian Night, while being nomed by the Kaiju Saturn.

Then, Kyubey talked to Meduka.

"Kyubey Kyubey Kyubey! (You must destroy Saturn, CONTRACT NOW!)" stated Kyubey.

"I will… END SUFFERING!" exclaimed Meduka.

Then Meduka was goddess and shoot arrows dat killed many otakus in Nippon, and witches all died. The Saturn Kaiju was upset that Meduka took center stage. The Saturn roared and then tried to eat Hameru. But Sayiku burned Saturn with the nuke incinerater.

"GRUAHH!" yelled the Kaiju, Saturn.

Saturn then died.

But in a shocking twist of events, CHARLOTTE burst out of Saturn. Charlote was very angry cuz she was blown up by Hameru in episode trees. Charlotte Powered up to a SUPER SAIYAN WITCH…with blonde hair and ate Hameru!

Being meguca is suffering.

"Yay!" exclaimed Sayiku happily, "Hameru got A Head in life, just like Mami! Serves her right."

Sayiku then used her plasma canon swords and cut Super Saiyan Charlotte into sushi and ate her.

So then, Sayiku jumped outta Gipsy Danger and hugged Godoka from behind.

"Meduka, you're MINE MINE MINE!"

And they lived happily ever after :)

Then the credits play. After a minute, we see Hameru blast a hole out of Charlotte's corpse.

"Where is my damn Meduka!" yelled an indignant Hameru without her waifu.

Pacific Rim theme song plays again.