Hi~! This is my first Shingeki no Kyojin fanfic that's going to have chapters! Yay! X)

This story was inspired by Pikaru no Teiri's comedy duo, "Bibari & Lui" (BL).

This first chapter is short, so I apologize. STILL, I hope you enjoy it!

No yummy smutty parts, yet, but I'm thinking about it! XD

~BlueBell

Disclaimer: I do not own Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan or Pikaru no Teiri.

"Corporal...," Eren Jaeger whined, "Please?"

"No." Rivaille stated.

"Double please? Please with a cherry on top?" Eren attempted to bat his eyelashes. Attempted. "I'm so hot...I want to touch you."

"Eren, just shut up. I'm busy cleaning. Go take a shower or something and cool that idiotic head of yours. Shoo!" Rivaille quipped waving his hand in the general direction of the bathroom and turning around.

Eren pouted, gazing at his back. "Well, if he's not in the mood, I just need to get him in the mood, right?" he decided. Reaching out, he placed his arms around Rivaille's slim waist and pulled him close.

"Hey, don't you feel it, too?" he asked, resting his chin on the shorter man's head, "It's burning down there...you made me like this. Watching you clean so diligently...scrubbing every nook and corner...that white bandana...that look of satisfaction just...turns me on," he whispered seductively in his ear.

"What is wrong with this kid? Does everything turn him on?! Horny brat." "...Stop it, Eren." Despite his criticisms, the tips of Rivaille's ears turned pink, feeling a warm, stiff object pressing against his abdomen.

"Do you really mean that, Corporal? That almost sounds like an invitation to me."

Rivaille could hear the smirk in his voice.

"That most certainly was NOT an invitatio- Ngh?!"

He jumped with surprise, turning beet red. "T-That damn horny brat! H-He licked my ear!"

"Felt that one, did you, Cor-por-al?" Eren grinned.

"...You wish." Rivaille muttered.

Ignoring the comeback, Eren pushed the shorter man against the wall, turning him so that them faced each other, their faces inches apart.

Rivaille's breath hitched as Eren's lust-filled eyes bored holes through him as they came closer and closer.

Their lips were soon a hair's-width away from each other. Rivaille could feel Eren's hot breath against his face.

Eren's lips parted, "Corporal," he whispered, "I love yo-"

*BANG*

The two jumped as the door swung open to reveal Mikasa Ackerman.

"Eren..." she said, a look of horror etched on her face. She stared at the two, tears welling up.

MUAHAHAHAHA...Hahaha...Hah-*chokes and coughs violently*

Ahem. Anyways...CLIFFHANGER! Oooooh, I'm so evil! ψ(｀∇´)ψ

I'm not really sure how high I'm going to rate this, yet. For now, I'm going to go with a "T."

Hot smut or no smut? Give me your opinion! :D

Thanks for reading~!

~BlueBell