It was a bright day outside. The sun was laughing as it usually does, as its rays peaked through the curtain's of Soul and Kid's bedroom. Kid peaked one eye open and traced his fingers along Soul's chest. Soul was already awake and playing solitaire on his smartphone.

"Morning, Kiddo. You were snoring."

"Shut up."

Soul slid his leg out of the bed and got up to make breakfast. He sliced to bagel in half, perfectly as Kid liked it. He toasted them and spread cream cheese and mozzarella on them and called Kid into the kitchen to eat.

"S-soul.. not the bagels!"

"Yes.. the bagels"

Soul tackled down Kid and pulled down his pajama pants, letting his trouser snake slowly slither out. He got the cheesy bagel and slid it down his pink dick, the bagel still being hot and creamy.

"Soul! Slap me like a naughty cheddar-jack!"

"No, I'll do what I want with you, you dirty bagel-bitch."

Soul pulled down his pants to expose his leaking custard-launcher. He covered it with hot nacho cheese and lifted Kid's legs and put them around his head, exposing his dookie-cave.

"Do you want it? Do you want me to fuck like the parmesan-whore you are?"

"Yes Soul! That is nacho dick! It's mine!"

Soul placed another toasted bagel around Kid's eggroll. He leaned down to take a lick at Kid's bagel bites and started kissing up his happy trail, getting up to his neck, placing kisses over every inch of Kid's churro-flavored skin.

He slid his nacho-dick into Kid's abyss-for-sausage. He picked up the pace, feeling the nacho cheese slide all around Kid's insides. He couldn't hold it back any longer. He started slap the shit out of Kid with a cream-covered bagel.

"Do you like it?"

"Yes, treat me like a piece of american cheese! I'm only good for slapping on burgers!"

"You cottage cunt"

Kid came all over the bagels right as Soul called him a cunt. Soul pulled out as he came, watching the nacho cum cheese leak out of Kid's cave. He spread the cheese cum all over the bagels and they ate them for breakfast. 9 months later, an entire cheese wheel came out of Kid's butt-hole. Her name was Nebraska.