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Pairing: Suggestible

"Nǐ hǎo?"

Her brows twitched and she closed her eyes in annoyance, letting out a few breaths so she wouldn't act rashly and just deck Iron Man in his face.

"No?" Stark didn't see any reaction and moved on to the next greeting, "Konnichiwa? Maybe Annyeong haseyo? Or how about Chào?"

"Stop bothering the little girl, Stark!" Barton called out, "Just because you broke up with your girlfriend doesn't mean you need to get yourself thrown in prison by chasing after jail bait!"

'Do I really look that young?' Kagome thought self-consciously, moving away when Stark inched closer to her person, 'It's not like I look like I'm ten or anything... right?!'

"So, babe, how old are you?" Stark asked with a waggle of his brows, "So long as you're eighteen, we're good to go."

"Stop now, Stark!" Captain America ordered, quickly moving over to his teammate and placing a firm hand on his shoulder to pull him back, "Would you really slide so low?"

'Is this insulting or not?' Kagome wondered, wishing she were wearing any other clothes rather than her school uniform, but it wasn't like she had time to change when those aliens had attacked the city.

"Let him," Natasha shrugged, "That way we'll have a reason to throw him in jail." She deadpanned, but no one was actually sure she was joking or not.

"Lighten up, Cap," Tony simply said, "And give me a break. I just saved the damn world, so I think I'm entitled to a little harmless flirting."

"She's a child, Stark!" Captain America argued, "It's not harmless!"

"I'm eighteen."

Both men paused and glanced over to Kagome, surprised that she had spoken in perfect English, "I'm eighteen. Please stop talking like I'm a little girl!" She said with irritation, ignoring their faces as she took another bite of her shawarma.

"Oh ho ~ the kitten has claws," Stark looked twice as interested now and she suddenly regretted even opening her mouth to begin with, "What's your name, Miss Kitty?"

"Shouldn't we report back to S.H.I.E.L.D?" Bruce finally spoke, "Before Loki has a chance to escape?" Though he did doubt the God would attempt such a thing since the Other Guy had smashed him up pretty good. The trickster was currently tied up and unconscious at their feet.

"Fear not! Loki shall not go far in the presence of a Priestess should he awakes!" Thor said cheerfully, polishing off his shawarma and pulling Captain America's serving towards him, "Even he cannot resist such a temptation!"

'What?'

Kagome stared blankly and was simply floored that she hadn't noticed the bright golden aura surrounding the blond man the moment he walked into the shawarma place, 'How the hell did I not notice a God!?'

"A Priestess?" Stark repeated, looking three times as interested now, "You mean like a nun?" His arm was suddenly around her shoulder, "That's kinda hot."

Not even the shawarma was worth this...