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Natalie had invited Amy, Sinead, Madison, Reagan and Nellie to the Kabra mansion. She had said, "They need a makeover, and I plan to get them to look beautiful. But not as much as me, obviously." Ian had rolled his eyes, but later realized he would have to do something to get away from the girls. So he invited Jonah, Hamilton, Ned Ted, and Dan, and told Natalie they would stay in the right wing of the mansion. He had hoped this impromptu reunion would go well…

Now, he was sitting in a room watching Hamilton and Dan go head to head at some video game. Ned and Ted were discussing some new scientific theory. Jonah looked a bit bored. Ian tapped him on the shoulder.

"Jonah, do you want to do something fun?" he asked. Jonah gave him a 'Duh!' expression. "Follow me," Ian said. They made their way out of the room without anyone noticing. They stopped in front of a lounge, then went inside.

"What do you have in mind?" Jonah asked.

"Let's spy on the girls," Ian replied. Jonah's lips curved into a smile.

"Let's do it."


30 minutes later, Ned and Ted had put together a foolproof eavesdropping system, and Dan had jumped off the couch and hit his head a total of 15 times. Meanwhile, Ian and Jonah had come up with the actual plan.


Jonah POV

I walked into the kitchen, and opened the fridge. As expected, chefs converged on me from all sides, asking if I needed assistance. "Yo, I can get stuff on my own, fo' sho'," I said. They looked at me confused.

"Sir, with all due respect, is that English?" one asked.

'Proper British people,' I thought, inwardly shaking my head. "Of course it is, home dawg," I said, laying the gangsta talk on thick.

Amidst all the confusion, Ian slipped the devices onto a food tray the servants would be taking up to the girls. He carefully put them beneath a plate. (he had assured us that even is the chefs find them, they would be delivered to Natalie immediately) He gave me the signal.

"Actually guys, I don't need anything, never mind," I said, speaking normally so they could understand. Then I ran to the lounge, now our meeting place. (Dan insisted on calling it, "The Ninja Headquarters.")

So far, all was going according to plan.


Ian POV

Jonah had done a good job with the distraction. In all truth though, it's quite difficult NOT to notice a guy walk into a room wearing chains and lots of "ba-ling" as he likes to call it. Personally, I find it tacky and trashy. The two Ts, as Natalie calls them.

Anyways, now that we have the technology in place, things shouldn't be too difficult. Now, back to the (ninja) headquarters.


Jonah POV

Well, I got back to the headquarters to find Dan lying on the ground holding his head (he probably jumped off the couch again), Ned and Ted sitting around looking bored, and Hamilton playing a video game. As soon as I entered, everyone got up. I do have that effect on people. I mean, who wouldn't love DA WIZ? DA WIZ IS DA BOMB!

"Well?"

"How did it go?"

"Did you get it?"

What happened?"

Powerful questions. I decided to let them out of their misery. "Yeah guys we did it. Where's Ian?"

"Right here," he said, stepping into the room right behind me. "Well done."

"Thanks bro," I said graciously. "You too."

"Well?" Ian said to Ned and Ted. "You have the remote controls ready right? And the earrings have cameras and a speaker right?"

You see, the 'device' we made was a pair of earrings. But not the standard pair of earrings you can get anywhere. These were very fashionable earrings, ones that Ian assured us Natalie wouldn't be able to let go. They also had special speakers, so we can hear them, but they can't hear us. With cameras. And everything absolutely miniscule, so they can barely see it. We figured a piece of jewelry is the best thing for our eavesdropping device's disguise. I hope we're right.