It was an early Sunday morning in Upperton. Nearly everyone was on their way to work or stopping at a restaurant for breakfast. But there was someone who wasn't. On an intersection of Park Boulevard, a man with a duffel bag and clown mask was standing there, waiting. A car screeched up to him and he put on the mask and got inside. The car went rolling right away as the two in the front, also wearing clown masks, started talking. "Three different guys, let's do this", said the one driving, Grumpy. "Three guys, that's it"? Asked the one on the right, Chuckles. "Two guys on the roof, every guy gets a share. Five is plenty", Grumpy said while turning a corner. "Six shares, don't forget the guy playing the job", Chuckles said. "He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice". "I know why they call him the Joker". "So why do they call him the Joker"? Happy asked Dopey, who were on the roof of the Upperton Bank. "I heard he wears makeup". "Makeup"? "Yeah to scare people, you know like war paint", Dopey said as he busted open the electrical box.

The car doors closed and the three of them, Bozo, Grumpy and Chuckles quickly ascended the stairs to the bank. They went through the doors. Chuckles shot a few bullets in the air and grabbed a security guard. The people in the bank started screaming right away. "Alright everybody, hand up heads down"! Grumpy hurried over to the counter and pulled an employee down to the floor. Meanwhile, Bozo was opening the duffel bag which revealed to grenades. "There goes the silent alarm", Dopey said with delight in his voice. Bozo started handing the people grenades while making them hold onto it so it wouldn't explode. "That's funny. It was trying to reach a private number instead of 911", Dopey said. "Is it a problem", Happy asked. "No I'm done he"- Dopey started but was cut off by Happy shooting him in the back. Happy grabbed the bag of tools and rushed into the bank to the vault. "Obviously we don't want you doing anything with your hands other than holding on for your life", Grumpy said as Bozo finished passing around the grenades. Happy reached the vault and brought out an electrical drill and started drilling into the vault. "Stay on the ground"! Chuckles yelled. Suddenly, there was a boom and Chuckles was down and a man was running to Bozo and Grumpy with a shotgun in hand. Bozo immediately ducked under a desk as the man started shooting. Bozo crawled under the desks to Grumpy as another shot missed. "Do you have any idea who you're stealing from? You and your friends are dead"! Grumpy turned to Bozo under the desk and asked "He's out, right"? Bozo nodded. Grumpy rose up to shoot but was shot in the shoulder. Bozo jumped up and launched a barrage of bullets at the man. "Where did you learn to count"! Grumpy yelled in outrage as he went to help Happy.

"They wired this thing with 5000 volts. What kind of a bank does that"? Happy asked as Grumpy joined him. "Mob bank. Guess the Joker is as crazy as they say", Grumpy said getting out a bag. He looked around and noticed something. "Where's the alarm guy"? "Boss told me when he was done I should take him out; one less share right" Happy announced as he swung open the vault doors. "Funny, he told me something similar". "He wha"- Happy started but was interrupted as Grumpy put him down. Grumpy rushed into the vault and grabbed the nearest pile of money he could find and started stuffing them in his bag. Seven minutes later, Grumpy and Bozo were shuffling the bags to the entrance. "That's a lot of money! If this Joker guy was so smart he'd have us bring a bigger car" Grumpy said as he loaded his gun and pointed it at Bozo. "I'm betting the Joker told you to kill me as soon as we loaded the cash".

Bozo checked his watch and said in a slithery voice "No, no I kill the bus driver" and moved to the right. "Bus driver"? Grumpy said moving with him. Bozo moved again to the right. "What bus dr"- Grumpy started but was interrupted when a yellow 10 ton school bus slammed into him. Bozo stepped back as the back doors swung open and Sneezy dropped out and started loading the bags. As the last of the bags were being loaded up, Sneezy asked "What happened to the rest of the guys" and got his answer through a bullet to his face. Bozo dragged the last bag from the hostages and threw it into the bus. As he was getting on he heard "Think you're smart huh"? Bozo turned around and saw the man he had shot earlier still alive. "They'll just do the same to you. The criminals in this town used to believe in things, honor, respect! Look at you! What do believe in? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN"! The man yelled as Bozo stuffed a grenade in his mouth. "I believe whatever doesn't kill you makes you"… Bozo took off his mask and revealed his face to the man. "..stranger", the Joker said as he posed for the now restored security cameras. He took the shotgun and stalked toward the bus.

The man noticed a string attached to the grenade and let out a muffled scream. The Joker closed the bus door behind him and the bus left the bank and the grenade top popped off. The man braced himself for death but was met with a puff of smoke. The bus came out of the building and regrouped with the other school buses just as the police cruisers came rioting down the street.