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"So, what'll it be this summer?"

Harry Potter tilted his head, hearing the sounds of rambunctious teenaged girls beginning to fill the air. Ron Weasley was sat across from his best friend at the dining table of the Burrow, barely able to hear the noises over his own loud chewing of hashbrowns. It wasn't until Harry kicked him under the table that he finally looked up.

Kenzie Thorne was the first to reach the bottom of the staircase, followed shortly by Rose Carson. Eryn Winters bounced down lastly, landing gracefully in front of her friends and looking at them expectantly. All three were smiling giddily, like they held a secret that no one else could know about.

"What'll what be this summer?" Ron asked through a mouthful of food. Rose rolled her eyes and strode to the table, picking up the last piece of toast off her boyfriend's plate.

"That's for us to know and you to never find out," she replied, ruffling his hair and leading her friends out the backdoor with her food now being eaten as well. Kenzie followed suit, as did Eryn, giving Harry a kiss on the cheek. The two boys were left to look after them in confusion.

The friends laughed wildly and dropped into a few of the lawn chairs in the back of the Burrow. Before them were acres and acres of lush green land, only marred by trees in places, a badly tended to garden, a broom shed, and a marsh overflowing with frogs. They all leaned back and let the early July sun warm their skin.

On the train back to Kings Cross Station, Ron had asked Rose if she would like to stay at his for the summer, and Harry did the same with Eryn. Both agreed (Eryn had to make sure that Mrs. Weasley was absolutely, one-hundred-percent positive it wouldn't be a bother if they were to hang around for a few months) and were soon enough at the Burrow. Kenzie wasn't too difficult to convince to tag along.

Of course, they asked if their other two best friends – Samantha Calloway and Annabelle Hawkins – if they'd like to join them, but they couldn't. Sam explained that her cousin was visiting for the summer months and she wouldn't want him to be lonely, and Annabelle claimed that she had someone hanging around for the time she would be able to go. They tried to pull out what she was hiding, but it wouldn't work. So they were forced to just leave her and her secrets alone.

So it was just Kenzie, Rose, and Eryn.

But that was going to change.

"So what'll it be?" Eryn asked again, nudging the pair on either side of her. Kenzie smirked and rubbed her hands together, a mockingly sinister chuckle leaving her mouth.

"That all depends," she began. "What exactly are you referring to?"

"Well, we can't just leave Sam and Annabelle without their best friends for the summer," Eryn explained. "They'll die of loneliness and feel utterly abandoned!"

"They said that they had people over and their parents wouldn't let them ditch them," Rose countered, but Eryn pointed quickly.

"Lies! They did not say their parents wouldn't let them come! So you know what we have to do?" The girls looked at her curiously and received a heavy sigh. "We're going to go get them and go away for the summer!"

"What, Annabelle and Sam and Annabelle's person and Sam's cousin?" Rose asked. A nod confirmed her suspicions. "And how do you suppose we do that?"

"A better question is where are we going to go? I don't think Mrs. Weasley is going to be too happy with another four people she doesn't know staying at her home," Kenzie reminded them. There was a pause of thought.

"Ron's brother!" Rose suddenly cried, making everyone jump. "Ron's been talking about how his oldest brother, Bill, and his fiancée, Fleur, are planning to move into a little house on the outskirts of Tinworth! It's small and cosy, but they aren't going to be there until September. The place is furnished, well-kept, and if I can convinced Ron – which you know I can – I'm sure we can stay there!"

"Ron won't want us going there without him though," Eryn reminded her. "And Harry is here as his guest. So that means we'd take them too."

"Hey, how come you guys get to take your boyfriends to the cottage and I don't?" Kenzie pouted. She crossed her arms over her rather voluptuous chest and glared at them both, to which she only received a chuckle and a shove.

"Fine, we'll go get your beloved Dracy-Poo." Kenzie shuddered at the dreaded nickname her boyfriend, Draco Malfoy, had been given by his previous girlfriend.

"And Annabelle and Sam won't want to be without their lovebirds either," Eryn chimed in once again. She was, of course, right, as Blaise Zabini and Neville Longbottom couldn't be left out. She now had a pen and pad of paper from somewhere and was writing everything down of their plan. "So who is that in total then?"

"Me, you, Kenzie, Annabelle, Sam, Annabelle's person, Sam's cousin, Ron, Harry, Draco, Blaise, and Neville," Rose finished. Once Eryn had finished writing everything down, she looked up to see two of the boys in question standing behind them, looking curious.

"What're you planning?" Harry asked, taking a seat on the arm of Eryn's lawn chair and looking over her writing. She grinned as his arm wrapped round her shoulder and showed him her work. Ron too peeked over it and looked at Rose accusingly.

"You signed me up to beg for Bill's new house, didn't you?" Rose smiled sweetly and gave him a tight hug.

"Of course! You will, won't you?" she replied. Her face was tilted down ever so slightly and she was looking up at him with her big, brown eyes. All he could do was groan and shake his head and agree.

He was powerless to his love.

"But how do you know that Annabelle and Sam will be allowed to come? Or want to take their plus one along?" Harry asked. His utter innocent confusion was almost comical.

"Because, Harry, my naïve boy, our friends will do anything to get away with us to a remote cottage right by the water. And their parents are like putty in our hands," Kenzie explained with a grin. "Now, time to write some owls and Floo some friends!"


You guessed correctly! This is the sequel to How to Seduce the Unwilling Asshole! How pumped are you?!

As you may have gotten, this is going to take place during the summer months just after the original quartet of girls have attained their boys of selection from the last story. Let's just put that into perspective: 12 teenagers under one (admittedly small) roof for two months. Can you guess where that's going? ;)

A bit of explaining to do right now!

First of all: I had been considering a sequel seriously for about a month, and my friends all stormed my house a few days ago and told me they had a whole ton of ideas! So how could I refuse?

Secondly: as you may or may not have guessed, yes, there are some new characters! All I'll say is that one is an OC (a friend of ours I didn't write in last time and wants a piece of the action now) and an original JK character! You'll never guess who ;)

And lastly: I know this chapter is short, but I wanted to get just a loose feel for it right now. It would be awkward to stick anymore in after this so I'll write the next bit as quick as I can!

I hope that I'll have some newcomers to this story as well as devoted fans from the other one enjoying this as well! (I make this sound so dramatic; this is Fanfiction, not the Grammys). Maybe I'll actually finish this story within a year this time!

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