Tuesday, 21st March, 10:30pm

Will you be coming over tonight? - MH

No. Currently performing a test in lab. - SH

Oh with that brain I'd left you? That's unfortunate. - MH

If you are referring to the brain, it is not. Damaged tissue is the best substance for this experiment. Despite its clear lacking in size. - SH

Thirty-six year old mother of three, Sherlock. And I wasn't referring to that. - MH

It was only intended as a factual statement. Explain yourself. - SH

Just unfortunate, as you could have had a warm bed instead. - MH

I'm not tired. - SH

And a warm wife. - MH

Tempting, however, this experiment requires complete attention at the moment. Not sure if offer is its rival. - SH

Well that depends. - MH

On what? - SH

On whether your experiment is a matching eight for my offer. - MH

An eight? - SH

Verging on nine. - MH

Should be arriving home in less than half an hour. Had to double cabbie's fare. - SH

The Daily Mirror, dailymirror. co. uk

THE REICHENBACH HERO RETURNS
London's own consulting detective comes back from the dead, but is silent as the grave on his return! Star Reporter, Talulah O'Malley reveals the hot scoop on the detective's comeback.

By Talulah O'Malley.

The unraveling scandal of Boffin Detective Sherlock Holmes, which last year resulted in his dramatic suicide, has turned another mysterious corner as Holmes earlier this week, announced his return to the living world. In yesterday's short press conference, Holmes revealed information pertaining to the false accusations against him and incriminated Jim Moriarty (also known as Rich Brook) as the participant behind his downfall, in relation with four other suspects, including the Sun's own reporter, Kitty Riley. While the conclusion of the conference allowed Holmes to clear his name, it left many questions unanswered, especially the crucial one; how did he faked such a high profile death, in front of so many witnesses, including the Detective's own partner, Bachelor John Watson (who may soon be 'bachelor no more' upon his recent engagement to a unknown woman). At this question, Holmes remained tight lipped with his response, only replying that he had help from one source in particular and that he was very grateful for them. Which only leaves our readers eager for more!

Furthermore, while the hushed return of Holmes remains a secret affair, this reporter can reveal that the Reichenbach Hero did not return alone. First sightings show Holmes to be in the company of a mystery woman. Rumours circulating expose very little about the young woman (pictured right to Holmes). While some speculate that she could be the fiance of former Bachelor John Watson, others however have gone further to suggest that the woman is indeed attached to Holmes himself. Neither party have approached the newspaper to comment, however, we leave our readers with a slide of recently taken photos of the mystery couple to let them decide for themselves.

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lizziemhosta 9:45pm
srs? i thought he was gay, those shirts scream 'queer as folk'!

lolzgoat 4:35pm
so what? a rich dead guy gets a girlfriend. she's hott though

benanderson 4:21:pm
unsurprising that the mirror would jump so quickly back onto the boffin's bandwagon. evidence for his innocence?! ha! and what the hell happened to the suppose 'mastermind' moriarty?!

holmesgurlxx 3:30pm
oh god, i hope this isnt true! breakin my heart, sherlock!

Saturday, 5th April, 8:30 am

'ibelieveinsherlockholmes' website

blogpost: A warm welcome!

A big Hullo to all our new members! Welcome to the (un)official site for the believers of Sherlock Holmes! It's sooo wonderful to have more fans of our illustrious detective on board. However, lately me and the mods have been noticing some unwelcoming behavior towards Mr. Holmes's personal life or more recently, his 'mysterious companion'. As we discuss on our F.A.Q (click here for link!), we remain fans of Mr. Holmes only in a professional capacity. So! we've decided to remove all posts relating to any personal information or discussion of Sherlock's love life. Seriously, while we love sherlock talk, we prefer to keep it within his right of privacy.

Additionally, we've come to an agreement that naughty pic of the week and which shirt did he wear best comp will continue as usual. Mods will uphold your right to that tradition.

ciao! xx

Janie, Moderator

Friday, 17th June, 7:50 pm

On my way now. Just escaped noisy paps again! Remind me, weren't you the one who said this would cool off by now? - MH

Blame John. His impending marriage keeps them persistent. Are you bringing the liver? - SH

Better still, the rumours have died down a little. I'm no longer Mr. Holmes's 'convenvient cover' :) And yes, you owe me for this one. Pretty sure Stanford caught me again. - MH.

You shall be rewarded handsomely. But do hurry up. - SH

And my reward, do I get to pick it? - MH

If you wish. - SH

Then my reward will indeed be handsome ;) - MH

Of course there is a set time limit to said reward. - SH

Going as quick as I can! x - MH

By the by, you were never my 'convenient cover'. - SH

no? - MH

No. Definitely not to me. - SH

I'm here xx- MH