Frantic Week

SPECIAL EDITION: What Pokémon are you?

Part 3 at last!

Pearl:Welcome back to the finale our skit!

Diamond: Today we'll continue from where we left off last time.

Black: That's right! It's battling time! *runs around excitedly*

Pearl: But before that, we still have to introduce our last guests.

Blue:Hmm…That reminds me. Ruby and Sapphire aren't here.

Gold: So Prissy boy and Wild gal are finally gonna appear in this skit. Took them long enough.

Blue:Well, they are the main casts of the fanfic.

Gold: That's not fair. They get two stories and we get a skit?

Pearl: Hey that's enough breaking the fourth wall!

Diamond: All right. Please welcome the three trainers from the Hoenn region.

Pearl &Dia: Sapphire, Ruby and Wally.

*Three pokemon enter; A Glaceon, a Growlithe and a Leafeon*

*Followed by a pale girl in a white yukata*

Sapphire: Why did I turn back into a Glaceon?

Lily:It's the final performance. Just bear with it.

Ruby:Lily's right. Besides, I really find your Glaceon form cute. *wags tail*

Wally: Is it alright for me to be here? I'm not a real dexholder.

Ruby:Yeah, it's okay… *Stares at Wally and then moves away grumbling.*

Wally: Is something wrong, Ruby?

Sapphire:*grins* Don't mind him. He just has a sudden dislike for Leafeons.

*Blue comes over*

Blue: Aww… aren't these two eeveelutions just so sweet? *glances at Ruby*

*Ruby flinches and sticks close to Sapphire*

Gold: Hehehe… Someone's jealous…

Yellow: C'mon you guys, stop picking on Ruby.

Red: *flies over* Yellow's right. Let's just get on with the battle so we can get back to normal.

Lily: But wait. Shouldn't the rest turn into pokemon as well? *glances at the trio from Sinnoh*

Gold:That's right! This all started because of Pearl and Diamond. So it's only fair that they become pokemon too.

Emerald: I agree.

*Pearl and Dia backs away as the band of pokemon surround them*

Pearl:*Turns to Platina* Missy, say something.

*Sees Platina who is now a Pink Lopunny and Lily walking towards them*

Diamond:*comes closer to his partner* What do we do?

Gold:There's no use running away. *closes in and grabs Pearl's shoulders*

Lily: *smiles* This won't hurt a bit… *eyes shine red*

*Poof*

*Dia is now a Munchlax and Pearl is a Chimchar*

*Both stare at each other*

Pearl:Well at least I was right about you being a Munchlax.

*Dia gets some idea and searches his thick fur*

Diamond: Hey Pearl, maybe I also have berries hidden berries in me like Lax.

Pearl: That's impossible…

*Dia pulls out a donut and presents it to his partner*

Diamond:Look Pearl! I found one! *munch*

Pearl: Dia, it makes me wonder what other food you had hidden and forgotten in your human form.

Green: Well? Are we having a battle or not?

Black: Yeah! Let's get it over with!

*Red and Green pair up*

Black: Then who am I up against? *stares at Ruby*

Ruby: No way! I'm not getting into some battle. I'll get filthy!

Gold: C'mon Prissy Pup! Let's see you two dogs battle it out.

Ruby:Why don't you go lay an egg, you weird looking Farfetch'd!

Gold: *dark smile* I had enough of you people calling me a weird.

Black: Well? Are we fighting or not?

Gold:Alright you dogs. I'll take on both of you at the same time!

Ruby: I said leave me out of this!

Gold:You scared that I'll beat you guys in one move?

Ruby: Bring it then!

Blue: Alright let the battle begin!

Yellow: *Looks at Red* B-be careful…

*Red and Green square off in a serious battle*

Crystal: Gold, you sure you can handle two at once?

Gold: Heh. You underestimate me… *eyes glint* Here's my ULTIMATE move!

*Throws billiard stick*

Gold:FETCH!

*Involuntarily both Ruby and Black chase after the stick with their tails wagging*

Gold: Hey, it worked!

*Both Ruby and Black bite on each end of the stick and started tugging on it*

Black:*muffled* The hell?! I can't control my body!

Ruby: *muffled* That Gold! I'll get him for this!

Black: *muffled* Let go! *Uses Intimidate ability*

Ruby: *muffled* You let go! *Uses Intimidate ability as well*

Sapphire: Ruby, what are ya doing!?

Blue: Sapphire, why don't you fire him up a little?

Sapphire: How do I do that?

*Blue pushes Wally close to Sapphire*

Sapphire:What was that for?!

*Ruby hears the commotion and glances at Sapphire, only to see her stand side by side with Wally*

*snap*

Black:*stops* *slightly muffled* Hey did you hear something? Something just snapped.

*Billiard cue goes up and flames, making Black let go.*

Gold: Hey! That's my lucky Billiard cue!

Ruby: *Turns to Gold and growls with eyes in a death glare* It's payback time.

*Ruby chases Gold and Black chases both*

Blue:See, I knew it would work.

Wally: Ruby looks really pissed.

Emerald: Just be thankful that you're Ruby's friend. If Gold was the Leafeon, he'd be toast.

Crystal: Serves him right.

*Silver nods*

White: So what about us? How do we turn back to normal?

*Wally turns to Lily*

Wally: Lily, when do we turn back?

Lily: According to the script, to return to normal, one must kiss another person who also got turned into a pokemon.

*Everyone stops and stares at Lily*

(…..)

All:WHAT?!

Lily:That's what it says…

Gold: That's all fine for prissy pup and his girlfriend but what about us?!

Lily:Well, I have four Lum berries for emergency. *Presents a small white poach*

Gold:Hand it over then! *tries to snatch the bag of berries*

Lily:*Grabs the Farfetch'd and glares with a dark smile* Don't make me curse you into a pokemon forever .Four berries aren't enough. Looks like some of you guys are have no choice but to smooch.

*everyone stares at each other and wonders who is going to kiss who*

Emerald:Ugh. Leave me out of all that mushy stuff.

Platina: We need to find out who will kiss who and who gets to eat the berries.

Blue: Like Gold said, it's safe to say that Ruby and Sapphire won't be needing the berries.

Pearl: But does that kiss thing really work?

*Everyone stares at the Growlithe and Glaceon*

Sapphire:*blushing* What do ya guys want? Are ya sayin' that we should kiss…Now?

Green: It's best to test the theory before deciding who gets the berries.

Blue:C'mon you two. Smooch already! Or do you want someone else to kiss you?

*Ruby and Sapphire stare at each other*

Ruby:Well? I have no complaints. *tail wags*

Sapphire: *Flusters* N-no complaints about doin' it in front of everyone?!

Ruby: *serious* You want me to kiss someone else?

Lily: Maybe I could try? Perhaps a kiss from me would work as well.

Sapphire: Ya stay away from Ruby!

Blue: Calm down Sapphire, everyone here knows that there's no other person well-suited for each of you than each other.

Gold: You mean like Cat and Dog?

Pearl: Fire and Ice...

Diamond: Butter and Toast.

*Pearl whacks Dia with a fan*

Pearl: That's enough talk of food!

Silver: Let's just get this over with so we can see who gets the berries.

Lily: Just so everyone knows, one berry is for Wally. ...No objections, right? *dark smile*

*everyone shook their head*

Green: So three berries left...

Gold: It's because Wally is Lily's trainer.

Blue: That's enough dallying. Kissing time you two * looks at Ruby and Sapphire*

Ruby: *grins happily* You heard them.

Sapphire: *Blushes and grumbles* FINE!

*Kiss*

*Poof*

*Ruby and Sapphire return to normal*

Ruby: *whispers* I expect we'll continue this back home. *grin*

Sapphire: *mutters* kissing freak...

Green: Well, it seems that it does work.

Emerald: *Barfing sounds* Give me the berry! There's no way I'm kissing any of you!

*starts crying*

Emerald: Ahhh! Not again!

Crystal: Gold, do something!

Gold: What do you want me to do?!

*Blue grins slyly and quietly goes near Gold and Crystal*

Blue: Oooppss... *Bumps Gold, pushing him towards Crystal*

*Kiss*

*Poof*

*Crystal and Gold return to normal but their lips still touching*

Blue: Four down... *giggle*

*Gold and Crystal break off, blushing and utterly speechless*

Yellow: Blue, that was mean...

Blue: How about you, Yellow? How are you going to turn back to normal?

Yellow: Ah. I-I...

Blue: *turns to Red and smiles* What do you think we should do, Red? We can't leave poor Yellow as an Audino.

Red: *scratches head to think* You got a point. But what should we do?

Blue: Why don't you give her a kiss? It's for the good of turning back to normal right?

Red: If you put it that way...

Yellow: *Flushes completely* Ah! I-I couldn't possibly... There's no way...

Red: Then what about the berries?

*Turns around and sees Emerald and Wally already back to normal*

Lily: Two down... Two berries left.

Pearl: Two berries and ten dexholders (Sinnoh trio, Kanto trio, Silver and Yellow, Unova duo)

Diamond: *Turns to Platina* Why don't you take one Missy?

Platina: Then what about you two?

Pearl: Maybe Dia- I mean Diamond and I can do our skit as pokemon.

Diamond: But then no one can understand our pokemon chatter.

Pearl: You got a point...

Black *turns to White* You too, Prez. You need to get back to normal.

White: But... Then what's gonna happen to you?

Black: *wags* Don't mind me. I think it's rather cool to be a pokemon. Also, maybe you can cast me in one of your pokemon acts.

White: *smile* I think you're more helpful being my assistant. *blushes slightly*

Blue: *intervenes* Looks like our Unova duo could be a couple.

Black: Huh? You mean me and Prez?

*Black and White stare at each other and blush*

Blue: You two seem fit for each other like Ruby and Sapphire.

Pearl: Another Cat and Dog pair...

White: Who the heck wrote this script?!

Black: *serious* Prez, if it could help you return to normal, t-then I'll do it!

White: What?! *Flushes*

Lily: If it would help... *gestures above*

*Black curtain returns on stage *

Gold: Could you have done that earlier?!

Blue: Why? Who were you planning to kiss?

Gold: T-that's... *glances at Crystal and flushes*

Blue: Well, it's too late now. So let's just get on with the remaining people. Black and White, and then Red and Yellow.

Yellow: I didn't agree about kissing Red!

Blue: oh, come now, Yellow. Don't tell me you don't want to kiss Red.

*Yellow becomes speechless*

Green: Then what about you, Silver, me and the other three?

Blue: Oh, yeah... *abruptly pulls Silver and kisses him on the lips*

*Poof*

*Blue and Silver turn back to normal*

Blue: *satisfied grin* Now there's no problem. *giggle*

*Silver backs away, blushing*

*Beeep*

Pearl: Uh-oh. We better hurry. Times running out...

Lily: This is the last skit. If you don't return to normal soon, you'd be stuck like this.

*remaining pokemon dexholders gasp*

Black: Prez! *runs to her and accidentally trips on top of her*

*kiss*

*poof*

*Black and White turn back to normal and freeze*

Lily: I guess the curtain wasn't needed after all. *black curtain leaves*

*Black and White scramble to their feet*

Black: S-sorry about that, Prez.

White: *still blushing*I-it was an accident. There's no need to apologize. J-just be early tomorrow. BW Agency has a job waiting.

Black: *hides his smiling and blushing face* Yeah...

Blue: Alright, Red, Yellow. It's your turn.

Yellow: B-but the curtain's gone...

*Red flies over and drapes his large wing around her*

Red: This is almost similar, right?

Yellow: ..I-I.. g-guess...

Red: We don't have much time...

*Yellow nods and closes her eyes*

*kiss*

*poof*

*Yellow and Red turn back to normal but were still kissing. Red's hand (wing before) held the back of Yellow's head.

Green: Just how long do you both plan to stay like that?

*Red and Yellow open their eyes and parted.*

Red: *scratching his head* Sorry, I sort of got carried away for some reason.

Yellow: *shakes head while blushing* I-It's okay... *small smile*

Pearl: Okay now all that's left is us three and senior Green.

*turns around and sees Platina and Green back to normal*

Lily: I gave them the berries since we're running out of time.

Gold: No berries left and all that remains is the comedic duo that started it all.

*Beeep!*

Crystal: Looks like we're about to end...

Emerald: Kiss or be cursed...

*Diamond and Pearl stare at each other*

Lily: 10!

Pearl: WAIT! Can't we talk about this?!

Green: 9...

Pearl: I guess this is what they call Karma...

Wally and Emerald: 8!

Pearl: Dia! Help me think!

Diamond: 7...

Pearl: Don't count down too!

Ruby & Sapphire: 6!

Pearl: You guys can't be serious!

Red and Yellow: 5!

Pearl: Can't we extend to skit no. 4?

Platina: 4! *unison with Pearl*

Diamond: We have no choice, Pearl.

Pearl: What in Arceus name are you saying Dia!?

Silver & Blue: 3!

*grabs Pearl's arm and stares at him seriously*

Pearl: D-Dia?

Gold and Crystal: 2!

Pearl: What is wrong with everyone?!

All: 1!

Pearl: Ahh! Screw this!

(...)

*Beeep*

END

FINALE indeed! Hahahah...

I'm so Evil.

Ruby's a Growlithe. Two people suggested it. I think it's good...

How it ended? Well... Let's leave it to everyone's imagination.

Just so you know... The 3rd story is now on-going.

The Poll result is Silver=3 and Green=1 (Choosenshipping is the winner!)

Thanks for reading my 2nd Fanfic!

Review! ^_^