Warning: stupidity ahead! This is a random, stupid fanfic. Be warned.

Soundwave walked around, his frame was tensed up as the annoy seeker behind him was blabbing on about nothing. It wasn't about how Megatron was beginning to lose his processer; the seeker wasn't talking about new tactical plans to destroy The Autobots.

Starscream stopped talking to take a vent and went onto a completely different conversation. He was starting to sound like a femme; they didn't even talk this much! Soundwave felt like smacking Starscream against the helm with his visor and yelling at him to shut up! But this slagger seemed like he was never going to shut up in his whole entire life! Unless…Soundwave ends his life right there…..Soundwave shook his helm violently, he couldn't kill Commander Starscream.

Soundwave walked into the main room were all the Decepticons were at. The ones with actual names that other Decepticons knew were Knock Out and Breakdown. They were talking quietly to each other but stopped talking when the noticed that the TIC and SIC had walked in.

Knock Out smirked and Breakdown gave a small chuckle. Soundwave rested his servos gently on the computer's keypad and started typing away, trying to decode the next relic location.

"nobody ever realizes these things, ya know, ya know, yea….and see you obviously know what I am talking about cause you've been through the same thing…okay so back to what I was saying, everything is perfect with my…." Soundwave started trying to block out Starscream and he rumbled when he realized that he couldn't.

Even when he started making a rumbling sound Starscream didn't stop talking. Other Decepticons froze and looked towards Soundwave, they could hear his rumbling.

Soundwave stopped his rumbling and shook his helm again; Starscream was still talking about something that Soundwave really didn't care about. Soundwave tensed his whole frame again and had enough; he lifted his servo and smacked Starscream against the Commander's helm.

Starscream fell to the ground. BUT THE STUPID MECH DIDN"T STOP TALKING! Soundwave took a deep vent and started having the feeling of crying. CRYING. This was bad! Megatron walked in and Soundwave, Knock Out and Breakdown looked at their master.

The three pointed at Starscream, he was curled up in a ball and was blabbing on about a girl named Jessica and nonsense that was not related to the Decepticons. "Starscream!" Megatron yelled. Starscream tensed and looked up at his lord. "Get back to work before I turn you into scrap metal, revive you and kill you again!" Megatron shouted. "Of course Lord Megatron" Starscream scrambled to his feet and ran out of the room.

"Thank primus!" Soundwave gasped out. Everyone looked at him. Some shocked and others were surprised the he spoke. "Scrap"

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~Bluejay20