A/N: Alright, I have no excuses. I was just being lazy. Sloth must've visited my house or something. Sorry for the too long update.

The two groups looked at each other cautiously, as if they didn't trust each other, which they didn't.

finally Alphonse spoke up ," What do you need us for?"

The Guardians looked at each other. They couldn't tell them that they were here basically to help Edward and Alphonse act more like other kids their age. With all the responsiblity they have, they would be against it, making their job harder.

Thankfully, Jack had a natural gift for lying. " We need your help to find and enemy of ours. He goes by the name Pitch Black. Any of you heard of him?" Jack glanced at Edward who seemed to twitch ever so slightly at the name.

Roy gripped his chin, putting himself in a thoughtful pose, before looking at them again and shaking his head. " Sorry no one by that name as far as I know."

Jack looked back at Edward, a hint of suspicion in his eyes. " What about you blondie?"

Edward met Jacks eyes. " The name sounds familiar, but I can't match it to a face. And don't call me blondie!"

A mischievous grin crawled on to Jacks face. " Okay. . .runt."

Edward blanched. Then he launched himself at Jack. " DON'T CALL ME SHORT!" Jack simply jumped into the air and dodged Edwards attack. Edward got back onto his feet and started jumping into the air, trying to grab Jack who was floating just out of reach. " Awwww, the shorty can't reach me. If only he was a little taller"

Tooth moved in to attempt to stop the two teens. " Alright you two knock it off, especially you Jack."

"Alright, alright, I'm stopping." Jack floated back down and landed a few feet from Edward. Said shorty was currently giving Jack a glare sent from hell. Jack just smirked at him as Alphonse came over and said ," Come on brother, don't let him get to you. Besides, you do this to Colonel Mustang all the time."

Edward glanced at Jack, smirk spreading onto his face. " Yeah, you're right, Alphonse." For a moment there was an air of triumph around Alphonse...until Edward said, " I don't need to waste my energy on this ice pixie."

"ICE PIXIE!" Jack lunged at Edward. The two teens tumbled to the floor, rolling in a frenzy of punching, kicking and cursing. Tooth literally hovered over the teens trying to stop them. Hawkeye and Alphonse stood nearby also trying to stop the fighting teenagers. Hawkeye sighed and looked at Tooth. "Do you deal with this too."

Tooth looked towards the sky. "Oh, you have no idea."

Attention returned to the two teenagers who were still wrestling on the floor throwing insults at each other.

"ICICLE!"

"DUMB BLONDE!"

"FROSTBITE!"

"SHORTY!"

"FROST FAIRY!"

"PIPSQUEAK!"

Roy pinched the bridge of his nose. Jack and Edward got to their knees and started throttling each other. Roy muttered," Okay I think it would be a good time to stop them." He snapped his fingers and flames erupted inches from the tops of Jack and Edward's heads. They both froze and Jack's skin paled several shades whiter. Roy cleared his throat, " Now would you two please let go of each other's necks." They obeyed and let go of each other, Jack still looking like a deer in the headlights. Sandy noticed. He pointed that out to North.

As Edward got up and walked away North put his hand on Jack's shoulder. " Are you alright?"

Jack nodded, picked up his staff, and walked to stand next to Sandy. Edward gave Jack a funny look, wondering what put him on edge.

Roy walked over to North. "Alright, before we agree to help you, I would like to now what would happen to us if we don't help?"

" Er, well in the event that we do fail, nightmare will flood this world, chaos would engulf it and madness would engulf the minds of everyone here."

Roy stared at North for a minute before saying, "Alright, we'll help. Any idea's where this Pitch black might be?"

" Somewhere abandoned and where people don't visit often."

" Hmn, meet us here tonight, I believe I have just the place in mind. Oh by the way, you three..." He pointed at Bunny, Tooth, and Sandy, "...need to get disguises. You will probably be too noticable as a giant rabbit, a human-hummingbird hybrid, and a small golden man made of sand."

North nodded. " Alright, ve vill work on that. We will meet you back here tonight."

A/N: Reviews please. ;p