Not So Super After All
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Warning: this story is rated M for a reason there are adult themes and cursing and uke Kyle! Yep yaoi, gay
sex!, will be shown in later chapters.
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Chapter One: The Realization
Three good friends and one frenemy hang out in Kyle's house playing video games on a Saturday night.
"Haha! Pwned ya ass! Fuck you!", Cartman was screaming and killing everyone on Xbox.
"Cartman we are on your fucking team!", Kyle screamed and Kenny agreed.
"You guize are just jealous that I'm awesome and you suck! Ahaha!", the arrogance of Eric was getting to all of them.
"Shut it fat ass!", Kyle jumped out of his bean chair and jumped on Cartman.
"Ah!", Cartman screamed trying to get out the way. Stan grabbed Kyle pulling him back and Kenny helped Cartman up.
"Ey fuck you, you stupid day walking Jew!", Cartman turned his offensiveness on 100%.
"I'll fuck you up, you bastard!", Kyle was angry. It took about an hour to calmed them both down.
"Fuck you guize I'm goin home", Cartman went home and all was left was Kenny, Stan, and Kyle.
"Hold on let me clean up this mess", Kyle literally torn down everything trying to get to Cartman.
"Ok", Stan replied and sat on the bed. Kenny sat next to him. He started talking but, then remembered he was still wearing hood. He pulled it down to whisper.
"Hey, look at that", he pointed to the curly headed Jew fussing over his room. He bent down with his ass in the air. Stan stared hard so hard that Kyle's clothes could burst into flames.
"Dude...", they both sighed it was a magnificent ass.
"Damn Kyle dat ass!", Kenny winked perversely at the red head. Kenny kept cracking perverted jokes making Kyle blush hard.
"Aww Kyle you're so cute!", Kenny swung his arm around Kyle's shoulder.
"Go. Home. Kenny.", Kyle gave him a warning look that said 'touch me again and I'll break all your fingers'. Which Kenny gladly backed off and went home.
"So...you scared all our friends away", Stan chuckled.
"It's not my fault you are all idiots", Kyle sighed sitting in his bed next to Stan.
"Oh so am I an idiot?", Stan asked raising an eyebrow.
"Heh. Yep you are", Kyle smiled as Stan feigned hurtfulness. "But, you're my idiot super best friend", Kyle laughed.
"So um, what do you want to do now?", Stan asked. He started blushing seeing Kyle smile and laugh like that. It was adorable to him.
"Hmm...we could watch a movie do you want to?", Kyle questioned.
"Yeah! We haven't seen 'Oh Lady My Lady' in a while. I loved that movie!", Stan chooses chick flicks all the time. Only Kyle knows about this. He doesn't really care for them but, collects them for Stan's sake.
"Sure", they went downstairs to watch it. They laid down on the same couch. Stan felt nervous as Kyle's thighs sprawled on top him. They were so skinny but plump at the same time. He wanted to just grab one and suck on it-
"Ack what the hell!", Stan shouted jumping out of sofa surprising Kyle and his mom.
"Boys! You guys are still up? Go take showers and go to bed", Sheila demanded. Both boys nodded and went up stairs.
After Stan was done with his shower he went to Kyle's room. Kyle was stunned at the sight of the tanned football player. He was wet and shiny with a white towel wrapped around his waste.
"Ack! Where is your clothes?!", Kyle half screamed but, tried to keep it down for Ike's sake.
"They're in your closet", Stan answered pointing to said closet. They were clothes he left over at Kyle's house from other times he stayed over.
"Oh well, um let me just grab my things and go", Kyle avoided all eye contact with the blue eyes naked kid in his bedroom. However, out the corner of his eye he couldn't help but, admire his built physic.
Kyle tried to brush past Stan accidentally bumping into him.
"Oh shit sorry", Kyle apologized after they both fell down. Stan stood up and handed his hand out for Kyle. The red head grabbed it standing up. He tripped again (such a klutz!) falling into Stan's arm.
He was going to apologize but, they met each others eyes. The green eyes met the blue eyes and their face drifted closer together. It made both their hearts beat fast almost like they were gonna burst.
"AAH!", Kyle squealed as he noticed Stan's towel fall revealing his 'gift'.
"Oh my God! Dude, I didn't notice I'm not a pervert I swear!", Stan was desperate he didn't know how Kyle would react.
"Uh...I'm gonna take that shower now", Kyle didn't even look him in the eye. How could he? Stan was hard.
"Damn...so much for not being a pervert", he tried to hold back and forget about it. He then got dressed and sat on the bed. His imagination went a little wild as he thought about how Kyle in the shower.
Kyle's has such pale and soft skin. His hair is soft even with all the product he puts in it to just keep it the way it is. His cute freckles on his face help make him completely adorable. The way he walked made Stan thank Sheila for giving him amazing hips.
After a while his thoughts went from innocent admiration to thinking every single thing about him was sexy. Stan was half hard and it didn't help that Kyle walked in with just a T-shirt and black boxer-briefs. Stan pulled the covers up over himself. Kyle stayed quiet and turned the lights off.
"Good night...Stan", Kyle whispered and laid against him. The bed was kinda small but, they made it work every time. They always have slept together. Everyone may thinks it kinda gay and they sometimes even cuddle. However, tonight neither of them got any real rest as their dreams became anything but sweet.
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Stan woke up in the morning. Stretching and seeing Kyle's sleeping face curled into his side. He smiled and then cringed when Sheila slammed the door in waking both of them up.
"Breakfast!", Sheila sang and walked back down stairs.
"Just because, it's Saturday doesn't mean you can sleep in", Kyle's dad then said. Kyle yawned sitting up arching his back.
"Lets get breakfast", Kyle smiled.
Once, at the table Stan wanted to curse the cook. Sheila made turkey sausages and it was complete torture watching Kyle put in his mouth. It was so erotic as he kept saying "it was delicious".
"Damn...", he whispered he then looked around to make sure no one heard him. Fortunately no one but, Ike did. Ike smiled and gave him a look like 'I know right?'.
Stan then noticed that Kyle was talking in Hebrew. Him and Sheila seemed to be arguing over his hair. Stan felt really perverted because, even Kyle talking while being mad made him hard.
"Um can I excuse myself to the bathroom?", Sheila responded with a yes so he got up and went upstairs. He went into Kyle's room and checked his phone.
"Oh shit!", he exclaimed. He had 20 voicemails from his girlfriend, Wendy. He had 17 text messages from Wendy. "Damn I forgot all about her!", Stan was now scared. He had promised to hang out with Wendy but, blew her off because, he already promised Kyle he would hang out and help paint the garage. And lets just say when Kyle is mad its way more scarier than Wendy.
"Um...h-hello", Stan stuttered as he picked up the phone.
"You fucking idiot! Why didn't you call me?!", she screeched.
"Uhm h-hi babe...", Stan played dumb.
"Don't play fucking dumb", she scolded.
"Look, I'm really really sorry. What can I do to make it up to you?", Stan pleaded.
"Uhg...ok,ok meet me at this olace tomorrow. Write down this address", Wendy sighed deeply. Stan dived for a pen and paper. She described the address and gave directions. Stan hung up the phone and looked over the address.
"I think I may be in love with him"
His blood then ran cold as he notice what he wrote on. Kyle's journal. He wrote on Kyle's journal! I mean how did he even find it so quick?! Stan began to panic and worst of all accidentally read it.
He began to wonder who that "him" was. It was eating at him. Who was it? He was going to continue reading it but, at that moment Kyle happened to come in.
Shit.
Stan was caught shamelessly reading his super best friends journal. Filled with all his deep dark secrets. Kyle went white. He looked like the guy from the famous painting "The Scream".
"Wha-what the h-hell!", Kyle was pissed. He snatch his belonging out of Stan's hand. He was scared of what Stan thought of him. He knew what page he read. He knew that Stan knew (but he didn't). The room fell silent for a long time.
"Pl...eave", Kyle whispered.
"What did you say", still sitting on the bed Stan tried to look into Kyle face. Kyle turned away. Stan saw a tear and he felt beyond shame for what he did.
"PLEASE LEAVE!", Kyle's voice was shaking. Stan's heart sunk, no it dropped and broke into two.
"Is everything alright up there?!", Sheila called from the kitchen.
"Um...yes Mrs. Broflovski!", Stan responded. "I just remembered I need to go home today...sorry I'll help paint the garage another time!", Stan explained. He then grabbed his clothes and went downstairs.
He walked past Ike giving him a good bye. Then, opening door and embracing the cool air and walked out. On his walk he knew he was a huge piece of shit. How could he disappoint the two people he cared the most about?
Stan tried to forget it. He would give Kyle time and apologize properly. However, he couldn't forget about it. Who was Kyle in love with? He mulled over it and thought of every girl Kyle would like. None of them.
Then he thought of ever guy well almost every guy. All was left was Cartman and himself...
"Eric?! He couldn't possibly!", Stan thought back to last night. Before they were playing video games he remembered he saw Cartman and Kyle talking. He didn't know what they were talking about but, Kyle was blushing heavily and Cartman looked satisfied with himself.
Stan felt a sharp pain in his heart. he shook off this pain. Stan then decided. He would support his super best friend. He would help him and Cartman become a couple.
"I gotta at least do this!",Stan thought as he continued to walk home before he froze.
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Authors Note: So Stan's an idiot...yah sorry for making him stupid he is actually quite smart except when it comes to love. Also Oh Lady, My Lady! is not a movie I made it up so I didn't use any real names...at least I hope it's not a real movie...anyway I hope you like this! I really thought about this story so I hope you enjoyed reading it! Sorry for any spelling mistakes.
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