Dear Diary

#yoloswag

Homura's Journal Entry
The wheel on my arm goes round and round

Bio:
Akemi Homura the HOMOra
I bang bang bang the gun and girls
im the creator of gal*gun 2 nintendo switch look it up
i nid the cash for the bombs xoxo

Dear diary,

The nurse come in and gave me the milk and force me to drink

i searched her on facebook and realized she is a pimp

i know her plot now. she just want me to grow bigger boobs and sell me away.

I will not fall for her schemes

I toss the milk into the trash.

I hate hospital. I hope i can leave.

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Dear diary

next door violin keep playing but it's the wrong tune and sound like a crackhead

frekaing noisy.

turns out my next door neighbour is someone called kyosuke

and girls with blue hair and green hair keep coming to visit him

should i tell them he is already hired by the nurse pimp or what?

but then with their hideous hair i guess they should be fine

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dear diary

i got released from hospital, like finally.

but wtf man i have to go to school.

should have died during my heart operation instead lol.

sigh.

"I'm ho-ho-homura." I rapped in front of the class when the teacher ask me introduce.

I should have left it at the ho. Hoe sounds liek me

Then i sit down.

Pink girl says hello and bring me to infirmary everytime i coughed.

So caring.

I started to pretend to cough so i can see her more often

i pretend until i really cough out blood.

really #yoloswag bruh.

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Dear diary

my father is an asshole. pay for my medical bills but dw pay me a limousine to send me home

freaking ass

then i stumbled into a crackhead house.

turns out it not crackhead but witch

pink girl called madoka come, she with mami, the yello girl

I didn't know madoka is so badass. I tot all she know is laugh gayly and bring people to infirmery.

"pls don't tell anyone my side job!" madoka wink wink

my heart doki doki.

Now i also want to get a side job.

Hmm magical girl or pimp as side job?

I called my old nurse to ask if the pimp job is available.

she say she will sue me for my accusation.

I yawn and cut the call. Useless.

I shall pick magical girl then.

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dear diary,

wtf man. turns out all the entries i write are gone because i turned back time?

frigging piece of shit.

Anyway just an update. I become badass because i witness sayaka's stupid sarcfice, mami's boob become a boobie witch, kyoko died, and i had to kill madoka.

it was quite a ride to be honest. I don't mind going back in time to do all these again #yoloswag. It also really practice my acting skills.

i can like cry a lot on the cue? and become poker face also.

I should reconsider my side job and become actress lol. stupid me

but i have to kill kyubey first.

but overall, what i hate the most about repeating timeline is when i have to wake in hospital and drink that frekaing milk that pimp nurse give every time i reset time.

why not i reset back when i in school staright away?

"I'm ho-ho-ho hoe."

yeah.

stupid.

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dear diary,

i steal some bombs and guns and walk home in the night.

on the way home i drop by madoka house.

i then accidentally drop the grenade at madoka house cause i was peeping at her panties.

sorry my mammy, gotta reset.

lesson learnt: get the bombs after peeking.

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dear diary,

annoying mami.

i never liked mami, she thinks she is popular and try to snatch away my girl? (no not sayaka, good riddance)

stupid mami.

all u have is sleazy eyes and boobs.

oh damn.

the caterpillar eat ur head.

now u only have boobs.

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dear diary,

kyoko is here,

another ally. and i like that she has wooden stick.

i often used it to roast my barbequeu pork.

i like kyoko around sometimes... she make my house slightly less empty...

but seriously though, she got to lessen her flirts with syaaka

i mean ok, u can get sayaka away from madoka , but all these unecessary drama only increase ur lesbian tension.

can u pls leave some screen time for me and madoka lesbean tension?

shit heads

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dear diary,

madoka is stupid again, but at least she useful to the plot.

now that she throw sayaka gem on the truck, everyone know the truth.

like goddamn finally. it also save my salaivia anyway and i dun have to narrate the episode

now that everyone knows, it's time for sayaka's inevitable death,

say sayaonra to sayaka.

cant wait for the episode!

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deary diary,

i am preparing for the walpygis night.

i even bought a cute planner to write it all out.

and then kyoko HAS to die.

why?

why kyoko?

why u gotta ruin my plan

why u gotta waste my planner and pen inks?

now i got to throw them away.

stupid shit.

I sigh and steal more bombs and knifes.

why did i expect so much anyway?

gotta tank this project alone like always.

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dear diary,

why madoka?

why must u DO THIS?

WHY?

why must u be naked for the whole universe to see?

and why am i also naked?

i didn't ask to be naked.

u shall hear from my lawyer, madoka.

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dear diary,

my lawyer ask me to go hospital to check my brain becaus there is no madoka.

yes.

nobody knows who is madoka.

madoka is gone.

i visitid madoka house and peep at the window.

her room is gone.

it is now madoka's parents kinky room with handcuffs and feather dusters.

i threw a bomb to destroy it so i can never see it again.

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dear diary,

i bought a new planner.

I will...

steal madoka back.

I will.

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A/n: wow after 6 years i compleed this
it had been a good ride