Right bubs, heres a story all about superman in and odd predicament, before you begin take note that anything in italics is Superman's perculiar thoughts

As ever I do not own anything in this story...

Superman raced across the sky, faster than a speeding bullet towards the hall of justice and a nights rest. It had been a tough day for superman; he'd had his work cut out for him since the early morning. Doomsday had been trashing uptown metropolis since early morning, and after that he'd had to deal with icicle Jr, who was freezing cars on the golden gate bridge and then he'd bought himself a sandwich

Which was a task in its own right, as I could only find change in my pocket and I was a few cents short and oh the drama of it all

And then his old enemy lex had began trashing downtown metropolis in that ridiculous robot exoskeleton of his

Who would go out in public dressed like that? I mean what was he thinking?

Lex had hit him with some kind of Zeta ray, but it had no effect on him whatsoever, which was odd. Lex usually planned his schemes a little better than that.

Who cares? It's time to go home and relax with a hot bath.

Superman stopped caring after he thought of home. He would quickly take a zeta tube to the watchtower, file a quick report on the day's events, go home see Lois and…

MAKE BATMAN A SANDWHICH!

The though hit superman like a truck, so un-expected and explosive. He felt the thought echoing around inside his head for what seemed like hours.

'Well that was certainly odd.' He said to himself, continuing his flight, trying to clear his head. He flew on, but the thought remained, bouncing around in his head, dominating all other problems in his head.

I'd bet batman's really hungry right now. I wonder if he'll prefer tuna fish or a chicken salad.

Another odd thought rushed through his head… Thinking back he'd been having a few random thoughts since this afternoon, perhaps it was because of Lex's…

Or is he more of a grilled cheese kind of guy?

That thought suddenly took precedence of all other matters. Superman was sure that batman was a Tuna fish kind of guy.

After all they say tuna is brain food. And there isn't anyone brainier than my bats

Superman suddenly looked up, escaping from his peculiar thoughts for just a second, to notice that he was speeding towards a passenger aircraft. He changed his flight path just in time, narrowly missing the aircraft.

Gosh that was silly of me wasn't it? I could have done some serious damage and batman would have been angry.

His head was still reeling from shock when he arrived at the hall of justice, and walked through the giant doors. Passing the giant statues of the original founding members another odd thought crossed his mind.

Does that statue make my but look big? Oh my god it does, it really does!

His train of thought was broken by a friendly shout from across the hall. He turned to see wonder woman and hawk-girl walking over to him from the zeta tubes.

'Superman, Hi.' Wonder woman greeted him.

'Oh hey Gurls.' Superman piped up waving, gaily 'Looking fabulous' Superman clapped a hand over his mouth shocked at what he had said. He let them walk to him; his hand still remained clamped over his mouth.

'Superman, what did you just say?' Wonder-woman asked, smirking.

'Uhh, Nothing' Superman mumbled, with his hand still placed over his mouth.

'Are you sure?' laughed Hawk-girl, a similar smirk on her face.

'Uhh, yep' Superman mumbled, obviously panicking now 'I've got to go get a zeta-tube. Batman needs a sandwich' Superman face palmed and ran off towards the zeta tube.

'What the hell was that all about' Questioned Hawk-girl

'I have no idea' replied wonder woman 'But it sure was odd'

Well there goes the first chapter. I'm going to now beg you to reveiw the story or follow it and make a young postmanobama happy. It doesn't even have to be positive. I dont care. Also if you've got any ideas about what you think superman should do with his brand new Bitchy-ness then please tell me in a reveiw and ill make it happen, just for you. I'll even thank you for the idea in my intro.

Right-y ho chaps, thats it for today, but i had alot of fun writing this so look out for new parts

Postmanobama (peace out :D)