Hai guise~

Before you try to kill me for not updating for a month, let me explain...

first of all, lemme just say that me and my family just finished venturing beautiful Hawaii. We've been in hawaii for two weeks and then had to take another 2 days to drive back to where I came from.

Second of all, I had writers block okay? you those times where you just look at a wall and think: What the fuck am I doing? So...mmhhmm. Okay enjoy this chapter while it lasts.

3:14 AM

Kiba sank half his head slowly to the bottom, creating small bubbles through his nose. The party was quickly declining. Since Kiba was the one of the two last guys standing that didn't have lady troubles , he was bored with all this depression around him. He didn't come here for this. "You guys suck..." Kiba crossed his arms, disappointed of what this celebration had become.

The rest of the guys slouched dispiritedly , metaphorically casting dark clouds filled with melancholy and bitterness. Everyone (except Kiba and Lee) had a lot on their minds. How utterly humiliated they must have felt for being this dense.

Are all guys so dense? For all of them, yes, yes they were.

Naruto spoke out, breaking the silence. " I thought...I thought I had it under control...I thought if I took it slow, we would actually bond more...I hadn't realized that its been 5 years since...she told me she loved me...and I haven't even told her I loved her." He paused, looking at his reflection in the water. " Is this what a douche-bag feels like?"

Sasuke answered, " Try 8 years..8 years since Sakura told me she loved me..."

"This isn't a competition Sasuke, you can't leave a girl hanging like that.." Shikamaru murmured.

Sasuke gave him a cold look, " I didn't say it was, smart-ass. Don't you think that I feel worse as well? Try considering other people's feelings, no wonder why Temari is upset, you haven't even thought about her feelings."

"Ouch." Kiba added.

As worse as it is, it was true. Shikamaru didn't say anything else. He got up and left the rest of the guys in the bath.

Naruto groaned, " Shikamaru come back! he didn't mean it!"

"Tch." Angry, Sasuke left as well, without saying another word.

Kiba randomly mimicked a sound of a bomb coming down and exploding. "Wow, you can actually feel this party dying..."

Sai also got up, smiling at the remaining boys. "Well, it's time for me to do some research, farewell guys, and Naruto congrats on your position as hokage." Not clearly thinking, he painted an eagle and flew threw the roof, leaving an enormous hole in the ceiling.

Naruto cried out with his fist in the air , " Not you too! Come back! Ya'll some hoes!" Unable to stop them, Naruto moped, insight that most of his guests are either passed out or left. Not the kind of celebration he was looking for...

Neji gave a cold stare at Lee, over- thinking Tenten's words about how she likes one of her teammates. Even though Lee is one of his best friends, he couldn't stand the idea of Lee being with Tenten.

Drunk and free-minded, Lee looked back at Neji and began to chuckle.

" He...he..he...ha..Ha..HAHAHA." Lee repeatedly waved his arms about, mysteriously laughing to himself.

Surprised by his random outburst, Neji questioned , "What? What's so funny?" Still scowling. Lee immediately stood up and shouted.

" Hyuga Neji, I challenge you to a duel!"

All remaining heads turned to Lee, astounded by his mild threat. After taking in his words, Neji got up and slowly walked to Lee's face. He looked dead straight at him, their foreheads almost touching.

"You're on."

Kiba wildly cheered, " AWWW YEAH, WE GOTTA WATCH THIS." Kiba forcefully slapped Choji's bareback, waking the big-boned shinobi out of his peaceful slumber halfway.

"Oi Choji, Wake up! Neji and Lee are going to fight! You gotta watch it!"

Choji groaned, " But Mom I don't want to eat my carrots..."

Kiba shook him violently, adding backhand slaps across his face" Bitch, wake up!" With the 19th slap, he woke up entirely, making him jump a little. "huh?what?"

By the time Kiba finished waking up Choji, Lee and Neji we're fully clothed and headed out.

"YOSH! LETS GO!" Naruto yelled, going along with this unplanned decision. Without a second thought, he followed them, hoping that something fun will come out of this.

Kiba knocked down the wall seperating the Girls bath and Boys bath, revealing the girls in their prime. They squealed, trying to cover themselves up.

"KIBA, ARE YOU MAD?" Ino yelled, quickly getting a near by towel.

Sakura tried to shield her breasts with her arms, "THIS IS SO LOW KIBA,EVEN FOR YOU, IF YOU WERE THAT DESPERATE TO SEE TITS-"

Ignoring their comments, Kiba exclaimed, "HEY GUYS! COME ON THERE'S A FIGHT THATS GONNA HAPPEN! LETS GO!"

With all girls confused, Tenten spoke for them. " What?! Who is!?"

"LEE AND NEJI! THEY CHALLENGED EACH OTHER AND THEY'RE HEADING THIER WAY TO THE TRAINING GROUNDS! THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!"

Ino, Sakura, Hinata, and Temari looked at each other ecstatically and started to get ready. On the other hand, Tenten heavily sighed, " Wait Wait, What the fuck are they fighting for!?"

Kiba smiled, " Heehehe, you gotta find out for yourself!" He jumped into the opening of the ceiling, howling as he flew into the moonlit sky.

Excluding Tenten, all the girls followed the Dog-loving idiot, also cheering to the upcoming fight. Tenten watched as they left, concerned about why Neji and Lee agreed to fight each other. Annoyed to be even thinking right now, quickly went after the rest of the group. If she wanted to know why, then she's has to go to the source of the problem.

3:21 AM

With everyone gone, the noises ceased, causing Shino to wake up from the sudden riddance of chitter-chatter.

"...huh?" Shino coughed, wiping the wet drool off his chin.

He scanned the area, only to find a ton of empty bottles of alcohol, a hole in the ceiling, and a wall that didn't exist anymore. But only one thing was on his mind...where the fuck did everybody go?

"Hello? Guys?", his voiced echoed though the two abandoned baths.

After a few minutes of no responds, he was certain that he was the only one here.

" ...Those bastards."