"BRING IT ON! I'M ALL FIRED UP!"

"FLAMEBRAIN, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! GET A HOLD ON YOURSELF, DAMMIT!"

"SHUT UP, YOU PERVERT! YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT PANTS ON!"

"Natsu! Gray! Are you two fighting?"

Erza Scarlet, Fairy Tail's Titania shot a cold glare at a pink-haired guy and a raven-haired on. Of course, they respected and feared her enough to pretend that what they were having was nothing but a friendly discussion and they got along as good as two young men could. It was around 10 p.m. on a weeknight, so the guild was not as crowded as it could be.

After Erza left to get some sleep, the two mages restarted their fight. Gray punching Natsu, Natsu kicking Gray, elbows sinking each others ribs, both rolling on the floor destroying whatever was close enough... A they fought, other people seemed to get dragged along the way: Elfman (FIGHTING IS MAN!), Max, Droy, Jet... Even Loke popped out of nowhere, given that there was no sight of Lucy.

"STOP THIS JOKE YOU JACKASSES CALL A BRAWL!" Laxus, Master Mararov's grandson (who had just been accepted back in the guild) had clearly had enough with the noisy action in there. "I'm trying to take a drink, dammit... You two!"

Natsu and Gray both looked as though they both wanted to fight him and hide. Natsu stepped forward with a big grin in his face.

"Fight me and then we'll-"

"Done." Laxus said after giving Natsu just one punch in the face. He then proceeded to grab him by the collar while he walked; once he got to Gray's side, he took him by the necklace with the other hand. He dragged them into a little room in which the booze was kept.

"Both of you will stay here 'till tomorrow. If you break out, I'll make you regret it." And then he shot the door.

"Asshole, it's your fault we're here!" the dark-haired mage said.

"My fault? I could say the same to you."

"Whatever, I'm not gonna stress myself trying to make you use the brain you don't have the way it should be used. The stupidity might be contagious."

"Shuddup! I challenge you..."

"Just cut it already, there's no space in here!"

"... To outdrink me."