Disclaimer: I do not own either the Naruto or Percy Jackson series.

A/N: Criticisms are fine. Don't like, don't read. I apologize in advance for any mistakes.

~Chapter 1: The Beginning~

It was a moonless night when it was all decided. The sky that night was dark and haunting, the winds too, were chilly that night as it blew by gently in the darkness. It was also very quiet – too quiet since there are commonly crickets chirping in the crisp night air, with the vigilant owls hunting in the sky as they hunted for their preys.

In a secluded area of the Elemental Nations, there exists a forest, one that was overflowing with animals and plant life as stories encircles the forest. Every story about the forestry all mention the same thing: a deity. The deity that is continuously mentioned in the old stories and legends is a fox. One with Ten flowing tails and a golden coat. It is mention as a kind being, one who was a protector to those that sought for his help, but also a trickster like all foxes are to some degree.

The forest itself is next to small village. It might be a small one, but it was a happy one nonetheless. The people there had partaken to build a shrine dedicated to the deity fox, offering it many things, and praying to the fox for small wishes of protection and blessings. The wishes that the villagers made were granted since no harm has ever truly plague them, and times were peaceful and blissful for them as they continued on with their everyday lives with farmers bringing home bountiful harvests every fall.

Everything that they've learned in the village have passed down generations and generations without fail. Every generation have believe the same old stories that have passed down without fail from their ancestors, and took praying and offerings very seriously since it had always protected them, and they want the generations after them to gain the same protection they had always gotten. Furthermore, they would often spot a golden blur from time to time, and were reassure that the deity was real, and he was truly there to protect them.

However, if someone were to ask the fox deity for his opinion about the way life was for him, he would reply that it is utterly boring, and highly unsatisfying. Foxes are mischievous and trouble creatures by nature, doing nothing exciting is utterly unfitting of a creature of his species, deity or not.

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As of now, our fox deity is presently patrolling in a circle as the foggy haze wrapped the forest in its cold embrace. If someone were to try to see through the foggy haze, all they would be able to make out would be the large foxlike figure that was muttering incoherently to itself as it traces a pattern in the ground from his constant pacing.

"Hm…" he paused in his pacing.

"…"

"It's so boooooooring!" The fox deity moaned to himself in misery as he stretched out the last, and most of all, important word that described his current condition. After getting that phrase out, he went silent as he stretched and yawned for the world to hear.

He sat down on his haunches and pondered to himself. "What should I do~ what should I do~ Life is boring, especially immortal life." He deadpanned to himself. If someone were to see a fox talking to themselves, they would think that they were mental – actually, anybody that sees a person talking to themselves would be considered mental, regardless.

But he can't help it if he talks to himself, it is a long habit that he developed due to boredom and loneliness.

He heaved a sigh as he lie down with his hand – paw? – supporting his face. "Tch. Living here so long, knowing everything that could be learned, what can a person do anyways?" after a little digging in his mind, a light bulb went off as his face morphed into something that would immediately put a person on guard due to the sheer evilness it showed.

He started to chuckle softly at first, before it turned into a full-blown evil laughter. "Mwahaha! Based on the old Juubi's memories, there's unlimited amounts of worlds in the universe. I can go to one of them and relieve myself of my boredom before returning to my post!" his voice was dark as he fell into a bout of insanity for a moment before dragging himself out of it.

He picked at the ground as he declared. "I am not an Uzumaki if I do not cause chaos. I am not Naruto if it isn't pandemic disorder. I can finally put my supplies and knowledge to use after all of these millenniums of doing nothing. I swear it on the Uzumaki name that it will be the best thing ever – for us of course. The aliens on the receiving end is in for a world of despair." The now named Uzumaki Naruto grinned a shit-eating grin as he prepared the materials needed to place an anchor here, and go to another world.

Now, a bit of bio on Uzumaki Naruto:

Name: Uzumaki Naruto, also known as Namikaze Naruto when he was still human.

Birth Date: October 10th

Occupation: Former Ninja, now a deity (Not as interesting as it seems, really.)

Life info: Formally the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki. During the Fourth Shinobi War, to save the world, he personally sealed the Juubi into himself. But, by some Kami-god damn luck, instead of him dying, he had actually took over the Juubi's mind and learned everything it knew and became the new Juubi. He then proceeded to kick Madara's ass. He outlived everybody which devastated him when they all died. But he preserved through it all, knowing they wanted him happy, not mourning over their deaths. He spread peace, become a legend, and learned all he could.

Size: Very, very big! About twice as big as the Kyuubi! But he wouldn't want to squish anybody would he?

Gender: Asexual

He is technically asexual now as a chakra being but he preferred his old human form at times, but will be a girl for certain circumstances if it's for his benefit. But he is usually in the form of a fox since he really liked the feeling of being respected and as such, is usually in his fox form playing the occasionally prank on people. And besides, the fox form grown on him, and he now loves being fox and not humans most of the time. As an immortal being, life gets boring and the rest like people say, is history.

"Alright, let's do this!" his tails were blurs as he drew the seals carefully on the ground in blood, noting any mistakes that he may have made in the process that could throw him into oblivion. He nodded his head satisfied when he found none, and pushed huge amounts of chakra into the complex seal. As the seal glowed, he whistled and cheered.

"Watch it worlds, the world's most unpredictable being is coming with chaos following his tails. Sayōnara my world! I'm leaving things in your care!" he directed the clone he left for insurance as the clone gave his a fox version of a salute and he disappeared from the world for now. He might come back later, but then again, he might decide to have some more fun somewhere else, but that is a story for another day.

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"Hmm…" he mumbled to himself as he picked his chosen world.

"So many choices, so little time… Oh, who am I kidding? I have all the time I need!" his tails waved lazily as he poked the diagrams of optional worlds he could go to.

"Let's see… Bloodsucking vampires that sparkles, and werewolves that are sane… something the very definition of oddness. A world inhabited by ponies and uses 'somepony'? …I do believe I want a world a bit more… human inhabited? Ranma, poor guy, sounds like ramen." He pitied the guy who had girls chasing him left and right all because of one guy: his stupid dad. He gaze trailed by another earth and he smirked.

"Gods? Of course! Monsters? Why not?! Demigods? The gods sure have been busy. I would love to play with them, bet they have sticks up their asses." His laughter sent down chills throughout all the worlds, and they all felt relief for a second, all except one world – his chosen world who all felt dread pooling in their minds.

'Why do I feel so relieved, as if we are just saved from a disaster?'

'I feel like something is up, but not the 'titans coming back' dread?'

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The Fates…

The three old grannies suddenly paused in whatever they were doing.

'The future?! New prophecies? They are all changing! Becoming chaotic! What is going on?! What is coming now?' The three thought in confusion.

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On Mt. Olympus…

Zeus frowned. For some reason, Zeus felt like slamming his head into the nearest wall and sigh loudly. He feels that a huge headache is coming, both literal and non-literal. He mulled silently to himself as he sat on his throne, thinking about what may happen in the future and he heaves a sigh.

"I really hate being the king now with all of this shit happening." He heaved a sigh, "Why does it have to be me?" He asked out loud, and of course, no one answered him since no one was there.

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Somewhere else…

In the middle of his mailing, Hermes suddenly felt like bouncing around in joy! His pranking radar was going off at lightning speeds! He grins to himself. His two snakes coil and shifted, looking left and right, up and down for any signs of disturbance. There were none.

"Seems like something fun and unexpected will be happening soon, eh? And I may as well gain a pranking partner at the same time!" He sang happily and he set off, continuing his job, whistling a happy tune as he goes about his with his mailing.

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A small vortex open to show one Uzumaki Naruto as he landed undetected from the gods in a small wooded area. He nodded his head, satisfied as he trotted toward a rather large tree, and fell asleep in one of its branches in preparation for tomorrow.

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Inari twitched. For some reason, he cannot control and stop his ears or tails from twitching. Something was going to happen soon, either it was good or bad, but for now, it was neutral. So either that 'something' has nothing big to do with him, or it would concern them later on with another party. He would go with the latter.

As the Japanese Fox God, his intuition is unmatched if it concerns something that would be dangerous to them. Foxes are tricky creatures that uses their wit and cunningness to outmaneuver opponents, so while he can say he isn't the strongest, he is definitely the smartest and slyest.

Oh, well. Whatever that is about to happen has nothing to do with him, unless otherwise.

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Next morning…

Naruto's eyes snapped open as he gazed at the unfamiliar surroundings before the memories from the day before rushed into his mind. Oh, that's right. He went world hopping in hopes of relieving his ultimate boredom. Was he sane when he made the decision? Oh, who cares, fun is fun~!

He sat down and entered his meditation state as he felt the world's natural energy, it felt slightly off, like being in a genjutsu.

'Hm… this world is odd… they majority of the high powers seems to be concentrated in one area… The top of a building? Has a barriers so normal people don't see it… too bad I'm not normal.' He frowned a bit as he felt more similar signatures in another area. 'Those gods sure have been busy to have so many kids. I feel kind of bad for them, the monsters of this world goes after them like an enraged Kakashi after the person who burned his Icha Icha. I would know since I did that by accident once.' He shivered in horror, the man was truly a man to be reckoned with when enraged.

His eyes snapped open and harden. "Who cares about the matters in this world? I'm just the 'visitor' that will cause 'some' trouble to them. But the first place to start… is the building. Oh, the faces that I will see, it will be terrific gifts or blackmailing material if I ever happen to visit again. He he he." He laughed creepily as a dark aura surrounded his form before he disappeared in a swirl of wind to cause some pride damaging pranks.

He appeared on top of the building and thought about a problem that just entered his mind. What language do they speak? If he wrote insults in his own language, it will only be for naught since they can't read it, therefore, they can't understand it. With a flick of his tails, several Kage Bunshins appeared and they wordlessly split up to gather information as he sat there patiently, making sure to hide his chakra.

After a while, one of his bunshins finally dispelled and he furrowed his eyebrows together again in confusion making a 'hah?' look on his face as he quickly reviewed the new memories he got from his bunshins. His face looked so confused that you can basically see the question marks over his head.

"What the heck?! English? Spanish? Latin? Chinese? What's up with all of these of languages?!" He yelled out to the world before calming down for a second when another one of his bunshins dispelled.

"Japanese? That's a lot like the language we spoke in the elemental nations. But still, what's up with this world and these cultures, languages and everything?! But it seems like I'm in some state called USA where the majority speaks English, with Spanish as the second majority." He murmured to himself and thought furiously.

He sat there pondering to himself about this new world until another one and the last one of his bunshins dispelled itself gaining the knowledge it, ahem, borrowed. His eyes lit up and a light bulb went off in his head when he received the information. It seems like this bunshin decided to prey on a demigod, learning about the gods here and their language.

Yes, perfect, what better ways to tell them insults in their own language? He should also use his acquired knowledge of the other languages and write insults in those too, just to piss them off even more.

"Kukukukukukuku. Omp!" He slapped a tail over his mouth. Na ah. No way is he going to be like Orochimaru. That guy was a sick pedophile that loves little boys. It is definitely true with how he went after Sasuke's body. No way is he going to be any way like him. But that aside, it's time to get going, and he let out another evil laugh which sent chills down the gods backs.

'What the heck was that?' They each asked themselves as they looked over their shoulders. Looking for whatever that disturbed them.

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Naruto stood in front of a grand room that was crystal clean and oh, so grand. He wiped a tear that came to his eyes. It has been so long! So long since he found something so crystal and important, so he could defile like he did to the Hokage mountain all of those years ago. This is his art!

He shook his head to clear his mind. Now is not the time to think about the old times. He can submerge himself in his memories later. A wicked gleam came to his eyes.

"So perfect! So clean! I just want to piss them off by dissing them off through my art of pain and humiliation: Pranking! Kage Bunshin!" and he made hundreds of them before unsealing all colors of his paint.

"Alright foxes! Let's get moving!" And they each grab some much-needed equipment with their tails before going off their own part of the wall to begin the gods' humiliation. They all cackled evilly as they worked on their respective chosen places.

Really, all the Narutos are so in love with their fox forms as it has all the extra tails which are like extra arms to paint and write insults on every available place. Don't forget traps! The original sighed in content, rubbing his face along his tail for a moment before going back to work. More arms just mean faster work! Which is perfect for them, as they need to be as fast as possible before anyone comes.

After 30 minutes…

Naruto looked up at his master piece. This is perfecto! Every inch of the walls was covered, nothing was spared from his rampage, not even the floor, the ceiling and statues! He wrote insults in all the languages he knew on everything and most importantly, a victory sign, a very large victory sign, sitting right on the ceiling. He even planted some paint ball traps here and there, and especially the seats!

One was part of the place was bright hot pink that is so bright that it hurts your eyes and he even put shining sprinkles on it just to enhance the shininess and complete it! He even made fluffy stuffed animals with his art things and put it on the chair that was once red, but made the same color as the pink part of the room.

The biggest chair, he made it puck colored. Ewww, he even drew the offending waste and such on it to emphasize it. He bet whoever that chair belongs to was the leader, and that is for him. He even did a trap that would do the 'One Thousand Years of Death' on the chair in seals just to piss him off and pain him even more. Not to mention humiliate him in front of others. He cackled darkly, just thinking about it made him go off in giggles.

Oh, he even made an emo corner by coloring it all dark and gloomy, writing insults in a bloody red color along with foxfire decorations floating around in the corner. He has to say, his clone did a pretty good job on that, especially since it's made with Sasuke in mind, the number one emo-highness. He had also unsealed some skulls and skeletons and put them in that corner for fun.

With the amounts of traps of all kinds he rigged, and in many layers one after another, it would take them a long time to get rid of everything. All who come before him shall remember him!

"Oh well, I'm done~ time to go." He said giving himself pats on the back for a work well done, and smirking in comprehension on their reactions. He gave a self-satisfied smirk and did a happy dance.

He began to leave until he remembered something. Should he leave a trail for them to follow and piss them off after he escapes them or what? Yeah, let's do that. 'It just means more fun for me after all~' and he whistle a jaunty tune as he disappeared in a whirlwind of elements.

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Zeus was horrified. No, he is beyond horrified! Beyond horrified enough that he can't even describe what he was feeling. Oh, and let's not forget that he is downright murderous. He immediately thundered and called a meeting, tapping his foot impatiently.

Apollo was the first to arrive. "Yo dad! What's this meet-" he trailed off gawking at the sight before him. He blinked once, twice, and a third time. He raised a hand and rubbed his eyes, trying to find out if he was imagining things. When it was still there he proceeded to ask his father. "W-w-what? H-h-how?" he manage to stutter out in his horrified shock.

"WHAT DID YOU THINK I CALLED A MEETING OUT OF NOWHERE FOR?!" Zeus roared at his son. Apollo was shell-shocked, frozen in place with all sorts of scenarios racing through his mind on what had happened. Sometime after Apollo arrived, all the other Olympian gods and goddesses arrived. They all gawked at the sight before them as well, horrified at what happened to their chairs and home.

Ares was the one that broke the stunned silence with his deafening roar of rage. "WHY THE HELL IS MY CHAIR PINK? BRIGHT PINK? SO ATROCIOUSLY PINK THAT MY EYES ARE BURNING RIGHT NOW WITH STUFF ANIMALS THAT ARE ALSO FUCKING PINK, SITTING ON MY CHAIR?" He hollered out. 'He will KILL whoever that did this!' he promised loudly in his head. All the other immortals had similar thoughts about the culprit, and were planning on what they were going to do to them when they catch the person that did this. They were also seething at not finding out that anybody was touching their chairs, and that they did not know that it happened at all, till now.

"Wow, I didn't know that Ares knew such a smart vocabulary word." Hestia commented from her hearth in goodwill but shrank back when they all turned on furious eyes at her.

"Ah! Don't bother about me!" she quickly told them as they went back to the matter on hand. 'Tempers.' And she sighed at their behavior.

"ARTEMIS!" Zeus thundered. "You will find the culprit and drag them back!" He clenched his hand. "They will regret everything they have ever done!" he finished with his eyes blazing with fiery fire, dark hate in his eyes. All the other were in similar states, and as one, eyes blazing hot, nodded in agreement.

They couldn't agree any more than this.

"Yes, father." and with that, Artemis set out, mind smoldering, engrossed in thoughts about what she would do. She followed the trail that will undoubtedly lead her to the culprit. If it was a men then she will (censored), and then (censored) (censored) him! She nodded in her mind determinedly and followed the faint trail.

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Meanwhile in the underworld…

Hades was laughing his butt off, which was very unlike him but he can't help it. He was always bitter about the fact that he wasn't allowed on the Olympus but what just happen made him a bit happy about the fact that he doesn't have a seat on the council. He sighed happily, joy filling him as he watched his brothers' predicament. Oh he is so going to record this and bring it up to them one day and humiliated them all.

Whoever that did it has his eternal gratefulness. If they were found and killed, he won't punish them, oh no, definitely not! He would reward them greatly for their services, and make him his personal servant/planner for revenge against his brothers. If they were able to prank god and remain undetected while they were doing it, then they are worth more than any riches he have. And he cackled evilly as the sound bounced around in the underworld, scaring all of those that heard it.