Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Yep, another adventure story starring Toadette, with her being pared up with the lovely Vivian. You know, I don't think I've written anything really involving TTYD.

Toadette and Vivian were going through the rough harbor of Rogueport, with the girls having found an ancient map.

"Gosh, Toadette, this crusty map we found really is something!" Vivian exclaimed as she followed Toadette, trailing next to her. "I wonder what it leads to!"

"That's what I want to know, too!" Toadette exclaimed for she held the map, glancing at Vivian, who was on her right, with the two heading to the actual bay as they planned on charting a ship, as the ocean was printed on the map. "Who knows what's the treasure this map leads to... money, or something more elusive. Like ancient, rare candy!"

Vivian wrapped her shadowy, purple arms around the back of her head. "You know, I still wonder how we found that map."

Toadette folded the map as she rolled her right hand about. "Don't you remember? We bumped into each other at the inn, then we went to the Pianta Parlor to play some games, then when I went to the bathroom, I found a map, and... here we are!" She explained, shaking her head all the while.

The two were standing in front of a craggy wooden boat, the two girls giving each other odd glances as they blinked, looking at the boat.

"You think it's safe?" Vivian asked as she held her hands up to her face, feeling a bit nervous. "It looks so... old. And cold. And looks like it's growing mold."

Toadette shrugged meekly as she nodded her head. "Oh come on, Vivian, don't worry about it. I'm sure it's safe for us to go on it."

Gulping nervously, Vivian trusted Toadette as the two stepped onto the wooden boat, only for it to sink slowly into the murky harbor water. Vivian and Toadette screamed as they jumped off, to see it floating back up. Gawking, the two girls gave each other odd glances.

"What was that about!?" Toadette exclaimed as she moved her arms about. "It just came back up after we got off it!"

Vivian rubbed her right arm nervously. "Maybe we're a bit too heavy for it!"

"Oh, that is BS!" Toadette exclaimed as she jumped back on the ship, with it slowly sinking, albeit slower than before. Toadette shook her head in disbelief as she placed her hands on her hips. "How is it possible for this thing to be sinking?"

Vivian placed her hands on her face. "Maybe we should just fly instead of using a ship."

Toadette smirked as she wagged her right index finger. "Well, hold onto me, Vivian, because we're going to be flying, in style!" She then spun her pink pigtails about as she hovered in the air, with Vivian grabbing onto Toadette's hands as the two girls had lift off, leaving behind the harbor of Rogueport as they headed towards the eastern direction. And then they both got bored.

Watching this from the distance within the port was Dry Bowser, who simply shook his head while witnessing this.

"Those idiots don't know what they're getting themselves into." Dry Bowser said to himself. "They are screwed."

"All right this is boring." Toadette said.

"What do you feel like doing?" Vivian asked.

Several moments later were filled with Toadette farting bassy toots and Vivian farting sloppy poots on the stinky boat.