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"Come on Cana, just give Grey the letter." Mirajane sighed.

"I don't know Mira, what if he doesn't like love letters?" Cana replied worried.

"You two have been secretly dating for six months... six months! Most couples don't last three, so I'm sure he'll love it!" Mirajane said excited.

"Hmm, okay then Mira, I'll give it to him." Cana replied with a grin.

"Hold up there missy, I got to read over this to make sure you didn't make any mistake!" Mirajane said, and she had a good reason to. Cana is known for having bad grammar, she states it's not her fault, but the fault of her overpowered father.

Cana handed her the letter, and Mira laid her eyes upon it.

You have a warm heart, your intense fire of your daring personality is so sexy that I'm surprised I got you before anyone else has. I've loved you for six months and longer before that actually. The armor I wear is strong when I'm around you. I can't even help but blush for your burning passion. And you protect everyone here because we are family, but me and you are more than family, I've known this for months now. Tomorrow night I want you all for myself. My room, 8:00 pm, from your local partner.*wink*

"Oooh Cana, you're so aggressive. And what does that armor thing mean?" Mira questioned laughing. Cana blushed as a reaction.

"When Grey asked me out, he said I had strong armor, which makes me a strong women" Cana said smiling, "well, I better go and deliver this to his front door... before I change my mind again."

Grey just finished jostling Natsu back into the hard wall. "Why do I have to be roommates with a stripper?!" Natsu growled at Grey.

"You're telling me pineapple head!" Grey responded with a comeback, referencing to Natsu's hair style.

Grey and Natsu were forced to be roommates due to Natsu's house being decapitated from a brave prank by Grey.

"You have the same hair as me!" Natsu roared.

"Yea, but mines actually matches me, how about getting your hair dyed to a normal color?! What guy have you've seen with pink hair?!" Grey countered with a second comeback.

"That's it!" Natsu said, he leaped at Grey unexpectedly, Grey gasp as Natsu threw a fist into his cheek. Grey tried to retaliate, but Natsu acted quick as he charged into Grey's gut and tackled him out the window.

"That's the firth broken window..." Happy sighed.

Natsu and Happy then heard knocking on the door, and footsteps running away from the door.

Natsu made his way to the door to find an envelope on the floor in front of it. It said Read in fancy cursive writing. Natsu picked up the note, with suspense. 'A letter for me?' He questioned in his thoughts. As he opened it, he was shocked. Only one person could have wrote this. 'My Armor is stronger around you and my local teammate? It has to be Erza! Erza is in love with me? For months?! What do I do...?'

"What's going on?" Happy asked from inside the room.

"Uh, nothing!" Natsu responded quickly. He was going to keep this a secret in till he knew what exactly was going on.

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Erza woke up from her afternoon nap, she got outta bed and read an exotic book for a while, and then she got her armor on and got ready and headed out to the guild. Natsu also went to the guild. Natsu was at Mira's counter, with a depressed look on his face.

"Hm? What's wrong Natsu?" Mira asked.

"Oh nothing, just thinking on some stuff." Natsu responded. Erza sat next to Natsu and ordered a cheesecake. Natsu blushed embarrassedly.

"O-Oh I didn't see y-you there Erza." Natsu said.

"Hm? Have been getting enough sleep Natsu?" Erza replied, she raised an eyebrow at Natsu's odd behavior and somewhat baggy eyes.

"I got your note this mourning..." Natsu said.

"What note?" Erza asked.

"Huh? This one" Natsu replied.

Cana on the other side gasp and snatched the note, Natsu and Erza looked at her confused.

"It's mine... It was for Grey..." Cana said shyly.

"WHAAT YOU AND GREY ARE LOVERS?" Natsu blabbed out for the whole guild to hear while Erza looked puzzled.

Cana turn straight red and said "Natsu shhhhh!"

The whole guild looked at Cana.

Then Grey walked in, "Hot head, I'm a get you back for that sucker punch!"

Everyone looked at Grey puzzled as well.

"What?" Grey asked.

"Well it seems like our little ice Mage got himself a girlfriend!" Someone in the crowd said. And everyone laughed and returned to what they were doing.

Grey walked to Cana, "What happened?" Grey asked, Cana looked over to Erza and Natsu.

"What-how-what the?" Grey said.

"This is your fault... You made me think Erza was in love with me!" Natsu replied.

"What!?" Erza squealed.

"Ok where sorry we confused you guys" Cana said apologizing.

"At least we don't have to keep it secret now" Grey said with a smile.

It all seemed like a happy ending, but it was far from over.

"Mira... Can I talk to you about...? Female to Female stuff..." Signed Erza.

"Yes? What is it Erza, are you okay?" Asked Mira.

"Yea, yea, I'm fine... It's just. That letter... Between Grey and Cana yesterday..." Said Erza, struggling to spit it out.

"What about it?" Mirajane questioned.

"It was right... If I'd write a letter to Natsu expressing all my feelings... It'd be that letter..." sighed Erza in embarrassment.

"Whoa…... Erza, are you... Are you in love with Natsu Dragneel?" Asked Mirajane with wide eyes.

"Keep it down would you? I don't want anybody knowing….. Yet." Erza explained.

"Well how long have you been…..? Interested" Mira asked. Struggling to keep a wide grin on her face.

"Since we were kids... I've always thought he was cute you know..." Erza said making her blush more than Mirajane seen anyone blush before, and the fact that award was given to Erza Scarlet, would shock Mirajane.

Natsu and Happy came through the front door, it was time for Him and Grey's daily fight, but since he's on a date with Cana, Natsu would be pretty bored. He sat at the bar next to Erza. Mira gave Erza a "You got to tell him! He's right there!" Look.

Erza traded with her a "if you even mention it, I'll kill you." Look.

Natsu was confused at the looks they were giving each other. "Hey Mira, are you and Erza back at fighting each other!?" Asked Natsu, excited, because the fights between the two were always entertaining.

"No Natsu we've just been discussing... Childhood memories." Mira responded. "I love childhood stories! Can you tell me?" Begged Natsu, "No Natsu, we can't..." Replied Erza. "Are you guys lying to me about the Childhood thing, you guys were talking about a note weren't you! Look Erza I'm sorry, it just sounded like you. Like the 'You make my armor Stronger' and everything." Replied Natsu making Erza go bright red,

"So... Would you have done it?" Asked Mirajane.

"Done what?" Replied a confused Natsu.

"Meet Erza the night, for a... A little fun time, you know." Mira said. This cause Erza to spit out her cake a blush very hard and glared at Mirajane.

"MIRA" cried Erza "That was completely uncalled for! Why would you-"

"Sure" answered Natsu.

Erza looked at Natsu, "What?" She said puzzled.

"I said sure. I'd fight you for that night! I don't know why the secret, everyone knows I've been trying to fight you for years. Natsu said with a goofy smile.

"No... The letter meant sex Natsu." Explained Mirajane.

"What's sex?" Asked A confused Natsu. Erza buried her face in embarrassment.

"Sex is when two people interact with each other and it's done when you two are together, touching... Naked-" said Mira before getting cut off by Erza.

"Ok, that's enough." Erza demanded.

"Well I have seen Erza naked before, I've never 'touch' through... Don't see the difference really." Natsu replied.

"You have?" Mira said before giving Erza the "you dirty dog" look.

"Sorry I got to leave, me and happy got a job to do!" Natsu said.

"It was only 4 times..." Erza said trying to explain herself.

Later that week….

"So what are we going to do about this Erza?" Asked Mira sounding almost excited about just this convo.

Erza just swallowed the last piece of her cake and wiped her mouth with a towel. "There's nothing to do about 'this' Mira, there is no 'this'. Explained Erza.

Mira on the other side of counter gave our scarlet haired knight a look. "Erza, you let Natsu see you naked 4 times, and I saw how you gave Natsu that look at the whole note ordeal, it was a look of... passion." Responded Mira with her hands on her heart and looking up to the roof.

"Was it that obvious?!" Whispered Erza in a panicked voice, bushing rapidly.

"Erza calm down, I never even paid attention to you, I was enjoying the love Grey and Cana have for each other, but now I do know you had passion in your eyes at that moment." Laughed Mirajane

Erza growled then sighed in defeat.

Natsu opened the doors and shouted to the guild, "I have returned everyone!"

"Erza I got an idea, you go over to that table, I'm going to interrogate Natsu and-" Mira was explaining in till Erza interrupted.

"NO, you will not do any of the such!" Cried out Erza in defense. Everyone in the guild looked at the knight from that loud response.

Erza leaned in to Mira ear and whispered, "It's embarrassing."

"HEY NATSU GET OVER HERE!" Screamed out Mira to get our dragon slayer's attention.

"Huh? Oh hey Mira what's up?" Natsu said in a goofy smile that made Erza blush only a little so she hid her face in the new cake Mira brought her.

"Natsu about yesterday's conversation..." Continued Mira to Natsu.

'What is she doing?!' Erza said to herself in her thoughts.

"Yesterday's conversation? What about it?" Questioned Natsu.

"So you never gave us a clear answer, would you have sex with Erza?" Mira asked not seeing how straight up her question was.

"MIRA! You could have eased your way to the point by NOOO you had to just skip there huh!?" Erza said furious with a clear blush.

"What does sex do anyways?" A puzzled Natsu asked.

"Well... That's a good question, it brings babies... Uh, it makes you feel good if you do it right." Mira said explaining it to Natsu.

Erza was completely embarrassed, "Ok this is ridiculous!"

"Babies? You mean a family?! I could have a family…? Why not." Natsu said excited, "Show me how to do Sex." Commanded Natsu in a voice Napoleon would say to his troops.

"Wait wha-" Erza tried to respond.

"Well Natsu I can't give you 'sex lessons' but tomorrow night 8:00 meet Erza at her house and you'll know what to do. O and come alone." Laughed Mira at her success.

"WHAT?! NO I REFUS-" Erza said before being cutting off a 2nd time while blushing as strong as a strawberry.

"Ok! I hope your sex puts up a strong battle Erza, cause I'm a give it all I got." Said Natsu, then he left the guild to rest for tomorrow night.

Erza blushed seemed to get even redder, "Mira your plan is terrible he thinks we are going to fight!" Cried out an offensive Erza, "I'm just going to fight him and get it over with."

"Erza that's ridiculous, he's expecting a baby you know." Responded Mira.

The two S-Class mages didn't realize a blond female right behind the bar, a blond whose name is Lucy Heartifilla. She was sitting there dumbfounded in till she decided to keep this to herself and do a little investigating of her own.

Erza left the guild and needed to sleep on this whole deal, she was frustrated, as she walked down the dark streets she was noticed by awaiting Lucy.

"Hey Erza, what's up?" Asked Lucy.

"Huh? Lucy, you should be at bed, we have a mission tomorrow." Said Erza in her regular demanding voice.

"A mission tomorrow? I never heard about this?" Responded Lucy catching up with Erza.

"Well, we are going to, I need to get some stress off on some dark Mages." Erza explained.

"Man, I hope it's not 8:00 tomorrow." Lucy said in her fake disappointed voice.

"Um, it's not, why would you say that?" Erza said getting a little worried.

"Just a little date, It's supposed to be secret but I couldn't keep any romantic secrets from you Erza." Smiled Lucy, "We're best friends. Well, I better be off, cya Erza!"

Lucy walked off to her house and Erza stayed there dumbfounded. Wondering if she knows anything or if it was a coincidence.

Then Erza said to herself, "Yea... See ya Lucy"

The next day….

Natsu was walking down the streets of Fairy Tail in till he ran into his rival Grey and his longtime friend Cana, they were on a date.

"Natsu! Hey Natsu!" Cana called out to get the Salamander's attention, "how are you?" Cana waved out to Natsu with a very happy attitude.

Grey heard the name Natsu and smiled even more then he already was. "Hey Natsu care for a drink with us?"

"Sorry Grey, I can't right now, I got to get ready to sex with Erza." Replied Natsu while he continued down the streets of Fairy Tale.

Cana and Grey looked at each other. "Did he just say...? What I think he said?" Grey asked.

"I don't think so, maybe he meant vex... Like vex with Erza, like fight or something..." Cana replied.

Natsu kept walking down the street whistling to himself, then Lucy spotted Natsu. Time to do some investigating.

"Hey Natsu, what's up?" Said Lucy walking up to Natsu.

"Huh? Oh hey Lucy, you need anything?" Responded Natsu.

"Uh, yea. Do you got any plans 8:00 Tonight?" Asked Lucy ready to get her interrogation on.

"Actually yea, exactly at 8, why?" Asked Natsu.

"Oh, what are you doing? Writing a book? Hanging out with Happy, or…... A date?" A curious Lucy asked.

"Me and Erza are going to Sex." Responded Natsu with a normal face expression.

Lucy went wide eyed and thought this was going to be hard, then she said, "Natsu… me, you and Erza need to talk."

"Are you going to sex with us to? I'm warning you, I'm going to beat you and Erza!" Cried out Natsu with huge courage.

Lucy blushed red as a tomatoes then slapped Natsu in the back of the head with all her might, then shouted, "PERVERT!"

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"MIRA!" Erza shouted, Erza and Mirajane was prepping at Mira's house. "This is never going to work! I'm just going to fight him and move on with my life! Damn it, I hate that stupid 'Armor Note' what kind of name is Armor Note anyways!" Growled Erza.

"Come on Erza, don't blame the Note, it's not its fault, and no one never even said the name of the note. How'd you even know?" Asked Mira.

Erza looked down for a second then back up, "Your right Mira it's not the 'Armor Note's' fault, it's both of your fault! And I saw the name when Natsu was holding it." Erza pouted.

"Look Erza, you're mad, just calm down..." Said Mira, who was about to say another word in till someone at the door started knocking.

Mira opened the door to see Lucy, "Lucy! Hey what do you need?" Asked Mira.

"Is Erza here, she wasn't at her house." Responded Lucy with Natsu right next to her, looking pretty bored.

"Oh, yea she is. Erza! Lucy is here for you!" Shouted Mira to get Erza's attention.

It toke a few seconds, but Erza appeared next to Mira at the door. Erza then said, "Yea?"

"So what's with this whole thing about you and Natsu having sex?" Responded Lucy.

Erza and Mira were standing there, then they looked at each other with a face saying, 'what did Natsu do!?'

"Umm, um, umm." Where the only words that could fly out of Erza's mouth before she panicked completely and shut the door In Lucy and Natsu's face.

"Erza why'd you do that!?"Cried out Mirajane who was trying to reach for the door to reopen it.

Erza jumped in front of the door, "No! You can't open this door!"

"Erza, what about Natsu?" Mirajane asked.

"Uh, we grab him, I beat him up, he thinks we had sex, I tell him sex is very secret, so don't tell. We toss him out there and tell Lucy it was a misunderstanding." explained Erza.

"That'll never work... look just let me do the talking and you wait in the living room, ok?" Mirajane said, reaching for the doorknob.

Erza sighed and nodded and then walked off to the living room, and Mirajane re opened the door.

"Lucy..." Mirajane was thinking at what to say.

"Look Mirajane, its ok, just tell Natsu not to tell anyone, and ill forget about this whole thing. Although when everything goes... down, you have to ask Erza to tell me the details." Lucy said, handing over Natsu as if he was a caught criminal. Lucy was smart, her investigation was far from over, she needed to find out just a little more, so turning Natsu in will make Erza and Mirajane trust her about this whole thing. She couldn't have Natsu blabbing about it, Erza is her friend, and she doesn't want Natsu's harmless thinking ruin what Erza wants, and that obviously this to be a secret.

"Oh... Thanks Lucy... have good day." Mirajane said while retrieving Natsu.

Lucy smiled and headed off, waving good bye.

Mirajane escorted Natsu to the living room where Erza was.

"Hey Mira what's going on?" asked and confuse Natsu.

Mirajane smiled and said, "Oh, nothing to worry about."

Natsu was now at the living room.

And then the Mirajane who was smiling at him had a scary look, so did Erza. Natsu was caught off guard and was scared for his life at the terrifying look Erza and Mirajane was giving him, it was more horrible then when they were kids.

They sent a murderous, inhuman look at them, that could kill a 100 mages and they both said, "Natsu... how many did you tell?!"

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