"How did Ed get here?"

            The bathroom door flung open and Faye saw how intense her eyes were, searching for the answer to this problem.  She knew that skirting this problem wouldn't work, and judging by the Jet and Spike shaped shadows that she was this girl's last resort.  While drying her hair, she thought, "The other guys just can't handle such simple questions."  So she put down her towel and spoke to the girl, "Well, Ed, do you really want to know?"

            "Yes, please!  C'mon Faye-Faye!"

            "Ok, Ed.  Well," she wrapped her hair up in the towel and finished the revelation in a stage-whisper.  "You got here… through the door."  Faye heard the sudden thump of the two male bodies outside the door collapsing to the anticlimax of their misadventure.

            "Thanks Faye-Faye!"  Ed flounced out the door, being enlightened.

            Faye walked out of the Bebop's bathroom to find the two men sitting on opposite walls, staring at each other.  "You are so pathetic."  As she walked down the hall, she called over her shoulded, "Oh, and the hot water isn't working."

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