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Bakayaro Kakkarot and The Beanstalk
"Dad! Me and Goten need a bed time story, or else we can't go to sleep!"
Vegeta mumbled something about baka onnas who force their mates to babysit their brats and came in with an intimidating growl. So do you want to hear about the Sayajin race again, or maybe I should tell you about the great Vegeta again."
"No Mr. Vegeta! Me and Trunks want a new story. Lookee at this. I got a new book from my mom. It's called Fairy Tales for Young Children. Can you read us a story from here Mr. Vegeta. Pleeeeease."
As Vegeta looked through the book, the first story that caught his eye was called Jack and the Beanstalk. "Fine brats! I will tell you the story of Bakayaro Kakkarot and the Beanstalk. It goes like this:
Once upon a time there was a baka idiot named Kakkarot who had a mother that sent him to town to sell a useless blue haired wench named Bulma to a slave dealer because she wasthe worst cook ever and since Kakkarot was such an idiot he could not get any money. So Baka Kakkarot went to town with the blue haired wench, but couldn't sell her because she was fat and completely useless for everything. Eventually he found a handsome, brave warrior named Vegeta who took pity on him and bought the wench for a bean which was far more then she was worth, but he was feeling nice.
Baka Kakkarot got home and decided to plant the bean in the ground. In the morning there was a large beanstalk in the front yard that he decided to climb, but he was very weak so he couldn't get up. He called his magical cloud to help him, but he couldn't get on it because he was such a weak bakayaro idiot that it didn't want to be his anymore.
After a few weeks Baka Kakkarot made it to the top. At the top was a sign that said Prince Vegeta's Castle. Do not enter under punishment of death. Unfortunately Baka Kakkarot was such an idiot that he couldn't read so he went into the castle. Inside he saw alot of incredible things because Prince Vegeta was the richest, smartest, most powerful warrior in the universe.
He decided that he would steal the great Prince Vegeta's things because he was a baka idiot who couldn't ever compare to Vegeta in any way. He decided to steal Vegeta's gravity chamber which was made by one of Vegeta's weakling, bakayaro, human, slave women who he had mercifully allowed to live as long as she bowed down to him and prayed for forgiveness whenever she did something wrong which was always.
Kakkarot was cowardly sneaking away when Prince Vegeta noticed him, but instead of fighting he ran away from Vegeta's incredible power because he was a cowardly weakling.
He went down the beanstalk as fast as he could and cut it down, but Vegeta could fly, so he just flew down and chopped up Bakayaro Kakkarot into a billion little pieces that he fed to his pet dog Yamcha for breakfast and Prince Vegeta lived happily ever after. The End.
"M-Mr. Vegeta that story was r-really sc-scary. Did Kakkarot really get eaten by Yamcha and did he really get chopped into a billion p-p-pieces?"
"Of course, but I can see your not yet asleep, but don't worry. I know lots of other good stories. How about... oh here's a good on. Let's read Sleeping Horror. It's about a woman named Bulma who...
to be continued, if people think it's any good.
Bakayaro Kakkarot and The Beanstalk
"Dad! Me and Goten need a bed time story, or else we can't go to sleep!"
Vegeta mumbled something about baka onnas who force their mates to babysit their brats and came in with an intimidating growl. So do you want to hear about the Sayajin race again, or maybe I should tell you about the great Vegeta again."
"No Mr. Vegeta! Me and Trunks want a new story. Lookee at this. I got a new book from my mom. It's called Fairy Tales for Young Children. Can you read us a story from here Mr. Vegeta. Pleeeeease."
As Vegeta looked through the book, the first story that caught his eye was called Jack and the Beanstalk. "Fine brats! I will tell you the story of Bakayaro Kakkarot and the Beanstalk. It goes like this:
Once upon a time there was a baka idiot named Kakkarot who had a mother that sent him to town to sell a useless blue haired wench named Bulma to a slave dealer because she wasthe worst cook ever and since Kakkarot was such an idiot he could not get any money. So Baka Kakkarot went to town with the blue haired wench, but couldn't sell her because she was fat and completely useless for everything. Eventually he found a handsome, brave warrior named Vegeta who took pity on him and bought the wench for a bean which was far more then she was worth, but he was feeling nice.
Baka Kakkarot got home and decided to plant the bean in the ground. In the morning there was a large beanstalk in the front yard that he decided to climb, but he was very weak so he couldn't get up. He called his magical cloud to help him, but he couldn't get on it because he was such a weak bakayaro idiot that it didn't want to be his anymore.
After a few weeks Baka Kakkarot made it to the top. At the top was a sign that said Prince Vegeta's Castle. Do not enter under punishment of death. Unfortunately Baka Kakkarot was such an idiot that he couldn't read so he went into the castle. Inside he saw alot of incredible things because Prince Vegeta was the richest, smartest, most powerful warrior in the universe.
He decided that he would steal the great Prince Vegeta's things because he was a baka idiot who couldn't ever compare to Vegeta in any way. He decided to steal Vegeta's gravity chamber which was made by one of Vegeta's weakling, bakayaro, human, slave women who he had mercifully allowed to live as long as she bowed down to him and prayed for forgiveness whenever she did something wrong which was always.
Kakkarot was cowardly sneaking away when Prince Vegeta noticed him, but instead of fighting he ran away from Vegeta's incredible power because he was a cowardly weakling.
He went down the beanstalk as fast as he could and cut it down, but Vegeta could fly, so he just flew down and chopped up Bakayaro Kakkarot into a billion little pieces that he fed to his pet dog Yamcha for breakfast and Prince Vegeta lived happily ever after. The End.
"M-Mr. Vegeta that story was r-really sc-scary. Did Kakkarot really get eaten by Yamcha and did he really get chopped into a billion p-p-pieces?"
"Of course, but I can see your not yet asleep, but don't worry. I know lots of other good stories. How about... oh here's a good on. Let's read Sleeping Horror. It's about a woman named Bulma who...
to be continued, if people think it's any good.