Hello fellow readers!

Kei: Ooh, I didn't know there was a greeting!

Yaku: I don't think a greeting is needed…

Me: yes it is! I do not own Ouran high school host club I only own Yaku… Honkytonk-babe3 owns Kei anyways I hope you enjoy!

Chapter 2: You are a host…ess?

Yaku's P.O.V

Ouran… the school I now dread, I only came here to study NOT make friends with a bunch of manwhores! Ugghh this is all Kei's fault! She just had to go and take a walk… Life really does hate me.

I sighed and watched as the room filled up with squealing yellow monstrosities called Ladies. I was going to leave but Kei forced me to stay and socialize, how can I socialize with these bozos!? I bet they don't even know how to tie their shoes! At least she's having fun with Glasses over there.

All of the sudden I feel someone tap my shoulder, it was the 5 year old looking one. "What do you want?" I asked him, it came out rude but it's not like I care. "Would you like to eat cake with me Ya-chan?" he asked childishly, I almost couldn't refuse. "No, cake sucks and who said you could call me Ya-chan?" his eyes went wide with tears when I said that. He started crying and everyone looked at me shocked, the "ladies" started to whisper amongst each other saying "Oh she's so rude!" or "How can she refuse honey-sempai! She's such a shameful Lady-man thing!"

That was the last straw! I got up walking over to the door, but with my luck I knocked over Glasses's laptop. It all went in slow motion I tried to catch it but it was too late. It hit the floor with a loud crack. This time everyone was looking at the laptop in shock but the hosts looked terrified.

Glasses glared at me which made me freeze in horror. "U-um… I-I'm sorry?" I gulped, but he kept glaring as Kei walked over to me helping me up. "Man you really fucked up this time," she said, as she smirked at me.

….

After all the costumers left, I tried to escape but was captured by the twins. "Ah ah ah~ You can't leave without a punishment." the one on the right said, his voice was softer than the other twin. I looked up at him and frowned. "Punishment?" I said terrified. They smirked and looked down at me, "You'll see."

They set me down on a chair Kei was standing by the window boredly looking out of it. I looked in front of me and at the end of the table was glasses, his arms were crossed.

"Yaku Suzuki, you do know you will have to pay me back for breaking my laptop, but I doubt you can since you are a commoner." He said, his voice was slick but had a rude edge to it. I think that's because he's pissed.

The tall blonde guy suddenly walked over. He struck a pose with his finger and thumb presented in her face. "As the host club king," he said, "I have decided that from now on, you and Kei will work off your debt by being hostesses."

I was in total shock "H-h-hostesses?" this can't be happening! My life is ruined maybe not Kei's but mine! Hell was closer than I had thought and the black-haired man is its devil…

Kei's P.O.V.

What the fuck?! Why do I have to do this?! I can't be a hostess! I looked over at Tamaki and grabbed his collar.

"Why the fuck do I have to do it too?! I'm not the one who broke the damn laptop!" Kyoya suddenly grabbed my wrist and pulled it away from Tamaki. I looked up at him and glared a bit. "Don't touch me." I looked back at Tamaki. "I can't even be a hostess for one. None of the guys even want emo girls like me. Yaku sure, but not me."

Kyoya smiled a bit and suddenly tugged on a lock of her hair, making her jump. "Well, Kei," he said, "with a proper hair-do," he pulled on one of her tank-top straps, "and the designated uniform, the boys would surely not resist you." I turned and gave him an intimidating death glare.

"First of all, Kyoya," I said, "don't ever touch me without my permission. Second, I refuse to wear that God-awful yellow dress. Thirdly, I don't think you get the fact that my hair is who I am. It makes me, me." Kyoya chuckled and patted my head, making me bat it away. "I could just dress up as you and piss everyone off." Kyoya chuckled again, pushing his glasses up.

"I'd be so flattered," he said, pissing me off even more. She hated it when people didn't crack down on her insults. She turned around and punched his shoulder.

"Asshole," she said quietly. She suddenly felt her sleeve being tugged. She looked down and saw Honey-Senpai. Her gaze immediately went from angry to soft when she saw his eyes. "What is it?"

"You know what would make you feel better?" he asked. "You should have some cake!" I looked at him and a smile crept onto my face. He was too cute to stay angry. I sighed soon and nodded.

"I could use some of that," I said, following him to his little table. "Thanks, Mitsukuni." He looked at me funny when I said his name. "What?"

"How come you don't call me Honey? Everyone else does."

"I think that Mitsukuni is a cute name. It suits you." He smiled at me suddenly and giggled eating his chocolate cake. I looked back over at Tamaki and Kyoya and smirked. "I'll be a hostess on one condition, Tamaki." Tamaki looked at me. "I don't have to change my look and I don't have to wear that dress. If any of the guys at this school are nice guys who don't only go for looks, than I'm sure they'd be worth talking to." Kyoya smiled at me and wrote something down. He looked at me and Yaku and pushed up his glasses.

"Then starting today," he said, "you two are hostesses."

Me: how did you like the second chap? Was it good did it disappoint you?

Yaku: it disappointed me…

Me: not talking to you, anyways please R&R!